Plaxico Burress was on top of the world in February 2008. He had just made the game winning touchdown catch in a Super Bowl where he predicted that the Giants would beat the then 18-0 New England Patriots. He received a brand new contract that paid him a shitload of money and he was poised to be a hero in New York for the rest of his days. No way to fuck this situation up, right? Wrong!
Plaxico has been a problem since the season first began. He's been suspended for violating team rules and general insuburdination several times in the past up to this very season. When he's been on the field, he's been up and down and this past holiday weekend he decided to go to the club rockin' sweatpants with a tucked in Glock (which has no safety!) in the waistband (?). Upon entering the club, the gun slipped and he tried to catch it. In doing so, the gun accidentally went off and shot him through the thigh. This shit just writes itself!
Plaxico was already an annoyance to the New York Giant and his absence didn't affect the team in the three games they played without him (they scored 104 points!). He's going to be suspended for the rest of the season and they'll probably void out his new contract which will cost him just under $30 million dollars. He's also facing possible jail time. For your reading pleasure I present Plaxico Burress' iPod playlist based on his current situation. Enjoy:
Who Shot Ya?-Notorious B.I.G.
Pop The Glock-Uffie
Lick A Shot-Cypress Hill
All Glocks Down-Heather B.
You Got Shot-Prince Paul f/Breezly Brewin & Sha
(Good Thing We Brought) The Glock-Wu Tang Clan
Sure Shot-Beastie Boys
Hand On The Glock-Cypress Hill
In The Club-50 Cent
Pass The Glock-Terror Squad
Bullet Through Me-C.R.A.C. Knuckles f/Shawn Jackson
The Glock-Lil' Vicious
Hey Man, Nice Shot-Filter
Who Got The Glock?-Black Czer
One Shot Chilla-Aswad
2 Glock 9's-T.I.P.
Glock 18-Mr. Slash
Shotz To Tha Double Glock-Bone Thugs N' Harmony
Party & Bullshit-Notorious B.I.G.
Shooter-Lil' Wayne f/Robin Thicke
Willie On Glock-Don Scavone
Glock Fear-Lyptikal & DJ Ruffneck
Verbal Glock-Da Youngstas
I Shot Ya-LL Cool J