


Films I recommend in theaters (8.1.09-8.15.09) or to add to your queue early or for rental from either Netflix or Redbox:
A Perfect Getaway
Cold Souls
District 9
The Time Traveler's Wife
Paper Heart
The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard
It Might Get Loud
Grace
The Soloist
Obsessed
Fragments
Wolfhound
Gomorrah
Mutant Chronicles (2 Disc Special Edition)
Mysteries Of Pittsburgh
Demon Warriors
Machine Girl
I Love You, Man
The Class
Chaos
Gigantic
Born in 68
King Eagle
Flight Of The Conchords: The Complete Second Season (series)
Pulling: The Complete Second Season (series)
Lone Wolf & Cub Collection 1 (series)
Superfriends: The Lost Episodes (animated)
Full Metal Alchemist: Premium OVA Collection (anime)
Slayers: Seasons 1-3 Box Set (anime)
Moribito Vol. 5: Guardian Of The Spirit (anime)
Samurai Deeper Kyo: The Complete Series (anime)
Darker Than Black: Volume 6 (anime)
Full Metal Panic! The Second Raid Box Set (anime)
Big Trouble In Little China [Blu-Ray]
My Cousin Vinny [Blu-Ray]
Sling Blade [Blu-Ray]
Hannibal Rising [Blu-Ray]
Eagles Over London [Blu-Ray]
Ichi The Killer [Blu-Ray]
St. Elmo's Fire [Blu-Ray]
About Last Night... [Blu-Ray]
Janis Joplin With Big Brother & The Holding Company: Ball & Chain (music documentary)
The Beatles: Rare And Unseen (music documentary)
Harry Potter & The Half Blood Prince
(500) Days Of Summer
Funny People
The Answer Man
Shrink
In The Loop
Thirst
Watchmen (Director's Cut) (Two Disc Special Edition)
Coraline
The Great Buck Howard
Echelon Conspiracy
Visioneers
An Empress And The Warriors
Eagles Over London
Bart Got A Room
Public Enemies
Blood: The Last Vampire
Soul Power
Knowing
Dead Snow
Death Trance
The Unborn
Night Train
Five Fingers
Resolved
Horsemen
[REC]
Explicit Ills
Waltz With Bashir
Sword Of The Stranger
Tokyo!
The Hangover
The Taking Of Pelham 123
Moon
Defiance
Away We Go
Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children Complete [Blu-Ray]
Terminator: Salvation
The Girlfriend Experience
Angels & Demons
Drag Me To Hell
True Blood: The Complete First Season (series)
Valkyrie
Lions For Lambs
Bane
Killshot
Star Trek
The Brothers Bloom
Angels & Demons
The Limits Of Control
The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button
Incendiary
Taken
State Of Play
Sleep Dealer
American Violet
Tyson
Lymelife
The Informers
Caprica
Martyrs (Unrated)
As The Technics Spin
Fast & Furious
Observe And Report
Adventureland
The Escapist
Gigantic
Duplicity
Watchmen: Tales Of The Black Freighter & Under The Hood
Elegy
Special
Timecrimes
Watchmen: The Complete Motion Comic
Battle In Seattle
Rachel Getting Married
Sunshine Cleaning
50 Dead Men Walking
B13: Ultimatum
Let The Right One In
Choke
Body Of Lies
Protege
Chocolate
Baby
Dart's Movie Recommendations (I personally cosign all of these joints):
Cold Souls
District 9
The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard
Grace
It Might Get Loud
The Soloist
Gomorrah
The Class
King Eagle
Flight Of The Conchords: The Complete Second Season (series)
Pulling: The Complete Second Season (series)
Lone Wolf & Cub Collection 1 (series)
Big Trouble In Little China [Blu-Ray]
Sling Blade [Blu-Ray]
Hannibal Rising [Blu-Ray]
Eagles Over London [Blu-Ray]
Ichi The Killer [Blu-Ray]
Rent/Watch these movies at your own risk:
Julie & Julia: A movie about a woman who blogs about recreating recipes from a Julia Child cookbook? Really? Seriously?
G.I. Joe: Rise Of Cobra: Sigma 6? No Stalker, Doc or Roadblock? No Flint or Lady Jaye? No helmet on Destro? Why does Stormshadow look so lame? Accelerator suits? Nigga please! © Sho Nuff, Shogun Of Harlem
Race To Witch Mountain: Ayo Minya, This Annasophia Robb & The Rock flick is retarded! © Dart Adams channeling Cameron Giles
Band Slam: Fuck No
Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! Season Three: It's too bad I'm not a brain dead stoner or mildly retarded so I could understand why this shit is still on Cartoon Network but Black Lagoon isn't...
Labor Pains: Damn Lindsay! In high school you was the chick, Lindsay! Fuck happened to you? © Dart Adams channeling Curtis Jackson
17 Again: Fuck Zach Efron [II] and the horse he rode in on [II]...
90210: The Complete First Season: Abundance of eye candy notwithstanding, the whole storyline involving Dixon piping a White chick so good (Silver) that she literally goes insane and shames herself so badly that she has to switch schools was one for the record books. Moreso because I saw it coming from a mile away [II]
The Art Of War III: Retribution: Anthony "Treach" Criss is one of the greatest emcees of all times. Watch him reprise a role made famous by Wesley Snipes and erase any memory of his former greatness on the microphone in doing so...
Steppin': Alternate title "Fetchit"..This film could've been billed as "A bunch of Black people doin' Black shit for 90 minutes", either way it'll become a BET Blackbuster movie!
Gozu: DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES! I'M NOT FUCKIN' KIDDING HERE (HENCE THE ALL CAPS). AVOID IT AT ANY AND ALL COSTS. TRUST ME ON THIS ONE!
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