Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Legends Of The Fall 2 AKA Dartflix Edition #64

Rob Zombie's "Halloween II" managed to finish 3rd at last weekend's North American box office by grossing $16. 35 million and finishing behind #1 new entry "The Final Destination" (possibly powered by the recent death of DJ AM) ($27. 4m) and "Inglourous Basterds" which had another excellent week although it fell almost 50% off of it's first week take ($19.3m). Since Rob Zombie's budget was only estimated to be about $15 million he's good as long as he clears $50 million before it even hits DVD around Halloween (see the vision?). This weekend marked the official end of the Summer Blockbuster season but the beginning of the all important Fall season that sets up the Holiday Block (Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas & New Year's Day).

The first half of September has a gang of interesting upcoming film releases including "Gamer", "Extract", "Carriers", "9", "Dorian Gray (UK)" & "Whiteout". I expect "Gamer" to be huge, "Extract" could potentially be another "The Hangover" type surprising earning comedy (though I don't think it'll make anywhere near as much) while "Carriers" and "Whiteout" can potentially become a couple of cult films that do well when the rentals drop. I'm not expecting either to hit given that "Gamer", "Extract" and the long awaited CGI film "9" are the odds on favorites to rule the box office in the first half of September. Enough talk, let's get to the recommendations!


Films I recommend in theaters (9.1.09 9.15.09) or to add to your queue early or for rental from either Netflix or Redbox:

Gamer
Extract
Carriers
9
Dorian Gray
Whiteout
State Of Play
Sleep Dealer
Crank 2: High Voltage
Sugar
Take Out
Holy Flame Of The Martial World
Valentino: The Last Emperor
Battle Of The Warriors
Blood Rain
Grace
Shadow Boxer
Homocide-Criterion Collection
The Office-Season Five (series)
Heroes-Season Three (series)
Fringe: The Complete 1st Season (series)
It's Always Sunny In Philadephia: Season 4 (series)
Supernatural: The Complete 4th Season (series)
CSI: The Complete 9th Season (series)
CSI Miami: The Complete 7th Season (series)
Desperate Housewives: The Complete 5th Season (series)
Two And A Half Men: The Complete 6th Season (series)
The Big Bang Theory: The Complete 2nd Season (series)
Rescue Me: Season 5, Vol. 1 (series)
The Game: The First Season (series)
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares: Series Two: Original UK Series (series)
The IT Crowd: The Complete Third Season (series)
Criminal Minds: The Complete 4th Series (series)
Parks & Recreation: Season One (series)
The No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency (series)
Important Things With Demetri Martin: Season One (series)
Grey's Anatomy: The Complete 5th Season (series)
Sanctuary: The Complete 1st Season (series)
My Name Is Earl: Season 4 (series)
Crash: Season 1 (series)
Shinobi No Mono, Collector's Set, Vol. 1 (series)
Mr. Belvedere: Season Three (series)
Russell Simmons presents Brave New Voices (series)
Ben 10: Alien Force, Vol. 4 (animated)
Fire And Ice (animated)
G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero: The M.A.S.S. Device (animated)
Transformers: More Than Meets The Eye (animated)
Static Shock: The New Kid (animated)
Alvin And The The Chipmunks: The Very First Alvin Show (animated)
X-Men, Vols. Three & Four (animated)
Kaze No Stigma, Vol. 2: Fire (anime)
Fate Stay Night (Viridian Collection) (anime)
Bleach Movie 2: The DiamondDust Rebellion (anime)
Red Garden: The Complete Series Box Set & OVA (anime)
Bleach, Vol. 20 (anime)
Gladiator [Blu-Ray]
Braveheart [Blu-Ray]
M*A*S*H [Blu-Ray]
Monster [Blu-Ray]
Requiem For A Dream [Blu-Ray]
Friday [Blu-Ray]
Creepshow [Blu-Ray]
Quick And The Dead [Blu-Ray]
Menace II Society [Blu-Ray]
Set It Off [Blu-Ray]
Army Of Darkness [Blu-Ray]
Hero [Blu-Ray]
Child's Play [Blu-Ray]
Amadeus (Director's Cut) [Blu-Ray]
Legend Of The Drunken Master [Blu-Ray]
The Blind Swordsman: Zatoichi [Blu-Ray]
Iron Monkey [Blu-Ray]
Shaq & Cedric The Entertainer present: All Star Comedy Jam (comedy special)
Stella: Live In Boston (comedy special)
Inglorious Basterds
Five Minutes Of Heaven
Halloween II
Big Fan
Surveillance
Duplicity
Adventureland
Sunshine Cleaning
The Informers
The Last House On The Left
Fighting (Unrated)
Shinjuku Incident
Trouble The Water
Julia
Tyson
Mirush
The Fighter
Cold Souls
District 9
The Time Traveler's Wife
Paper Heart
The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard
It Might Get Loud
The Soloist
Gomorrah
I Love You, Man
Harry Potter & The Half Blood Prince
(500) Days Of Summer
Funny People
The Answer Man
Shrink
In The Loop
Thirst
Watchmen (Director's Cut) (Two Disc Special Edition)
Visioneers
An Empress And The Warriors
Bart Got A Room
Public Enemies
Blood: The Last Vampire
Soul Power
Knowing
Dead Snow
Death Trance
The Unborn
Night Train
Five Fingers
Resolved
Horsemen
[REC]
Explicit Ills
Waltz With Bashir
Sword Of The Stranger
Tokyo!
The Hangover
The Taking Of Pelham 123
Moon
Away We Go
Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children Complete [Blu-Ray]
The Girlfriend Experience
Angels & Demons
Drag Me To Hell
True Blood: The Complete First Season (series)
Bane
Killshot
Star Trek
The Brothers Bloom
Angels & Demons
The Limits Of Control
The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button
Incendiary
Taken
American Violet
Lymelife
Caprica
Martyrs (Unrated)
As The Technics Spin
Observe And Report
The Escapist
Watchmen: Tales Of The Black Freighter & Under The Hood
Elegy
Special
Timecrimes
Watchmen: The Complete Motion Comic
Battle In Seattle
50 Dead Men Walking
B13: Ultimatum
Protege
Chocolate
Baby


Dart's Movie Recommendations (I personally cosign all of these joints):

Gamer
Extract
Carriers
9
Dorian Gray
Whiteout
State Of Play
Sleep Dealer
Crank 2: High Voltage
Take Out
Battle Of The Warriors
Blood Rain
Grace
Shadow Boxer
The Office-Season Five (series)
Heroes-Season Three (series)
Fringe: The Complete 1st Season (series)
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia: Season 4 (series)
Two And A Half Men: The Complete 6th Season (series)
The Big Bang Theory: The Complete 2nd Season (series)
Rescue Me: Season 5, Vol. 1 (series)
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares: Series Two: Original UK Series (series)
The IT Crowd: The Complete Third Season (series)
Parks & Recreation: Season One (series)
Important Things With Demetri Martin: Season One (series)
Sanctuary: The Complete 1st Season (series)
Crash: Season 1 (series)
Shinobi No Mono, Collector's Set, Vol. 1 (series)
Russell Simmons presents Brave New Voices (series)
Fire And Ice (animated)
G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero: The M.A.S.S. Device (animated)
Transformers: More Than Meets The Eye (animated)
X-Men, Vols. Three & Four (animated)
Gladiator [Blu-Ray]
Braveheart [Blu-Ray]
Requiem For A Dream [Blu-Ray]
Menace II Society [Blu-Ray]
Army Of Darkness [Blu-Ray]
Hero [Blu-Ray]
Amadeus (Director's Cut) [Blu-Ray]
Legend Of The Drunken Master [Blu-Ray]
The Blind Swordsman: Zatoichi [Blu-Ray]
Iron Monkey [Blu-Ray]
Shaq & Cedric The Entertainer present: All Star Comedy Jam (comedy special)
Stella: Live In Boston (comedy special)


Rent/Watch these movies at your own risk:

I Can Do Bad All By Myself: So true

Sorority Row: Is this a porno? No? Forget it then...

Bring It On: Fight To The Finish: Is THIS a porno? No? Forget it then...

The Postman [Blu-Ray]: Hell to the naw! © Whitney Houston

Catwoman [Blu-Ray]: Too bad this wasn't a porno...

Over The Top [Blu-Ray]: Why is this even movie on DVD, forget about Blu-Ray?

Dance Flick: Nah, son...

Masters Of The Universe: *facepalm*

Wild Wild West: *headdesk*

X-Men Origins: Wolverine: *Ones self but quickly regenerates and cleans up mess*

Van Helsing [Blu-Ray]: *Reaches for the burner yet again...*

Next Day Air: Alternate title: Next Week On DVD


Coming (relatively) Soon To A Theater (or computer) Near You:


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