Who Watches The Watchmen? AKA Dartflix Edition #52

The story so far: "Madea Goes To Jail" has made $65.5 in it's first 11 days in theaters *douses self in kerosene and reaches for Zippo*. We have "Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chun Li" bombing at the box office by only bringing in $5 million *thinks about not offing self after all*. We also have "Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience" for the teenyboppers *reaches for Zippo again*

I then stop because on Friday "Watchmen" and "Tokyo!" both open and all of the arthouse favorites and Academy Award nominated films will start coming out on DVD this month. I also need to keep in mind that there are 5 Tuesdays in this month...Dartflix Edition #53 will be my last for a while so I need to stick around for it and make it count. Plus I have some eMusic and freelance writing money to make! *takes a shower*. On to business:

Films I recommend in theaters (2.15.09-2.28.09) or to add to your queue early or for rental from either Netflix or Redbox:

Watchmen
Tokyo!
The Horsemen
The Last House On The Left
Watchmen: The Complete Motion Comic
Battle In Seattle
Cadillac Records
Rachel Getting Married
Milk
Transporter 3
Role Models
Synecdoche, New York
Let The Right One In
Weapons
Australia
Dead In 3 Days
Ashes Of Time Redux
The Boy In Striped Pajamas
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares (series)
ER: The Complete 10th Season (series)
Hotel Babylon: Season 3 (series)
Wonder Woman (animated)
Darker Than Black: Volume Three (anime)
Gundam 0080: The Complete Series (anime)
Beserk Complete (anime)
Speed Grapher Box Set (anime)
U2: The Early Years (music documentary)
The Beatles: Yesterday (music documentary)
AC/DC: Hells Bells (music documentary)
As The Technics Spin (music documentary)
Fats Waller: This Joint Is Jumpin' (music documentary)
Paul Robeson: Songs Of Genius (music documentary)
Johnny Handsome
Primal Fear
Marie And Bruce
Jesus: The Missing History
Quarantine
Changeling
Religulous
Choke
Body Of Lies
Flash Of Genius
Midnight Meat Train
What Just Happened?
Sex Drive
Protege
The Matador
Take
Cool Dimension
Push
The International
Friday The 13th
Gomorrah
Zach And Miri Make A Porno
Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist
Afro Samurai: Resurrection-Director's Cut
W.
Blindness
Chocolate
A Good Day To Be Black & Sexy
Killshot
Taken
The Class
RocknRolla
Henry Poole Is Here
Defiance
The Wackness
Appaloosa
The Wrestler
The Brothers Bloom
Seven Pounds
Valkyrie
Revolutionary Road
Waltz With Bashir
The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button
Burn After Reading
Traitor
Eagle Eye
Hamlet 2
Towel Head
Baby
Sangre De Mi Sangre
Savage Grace
The Guardpost
Nobel Son
Frost/Nixon
Special
Hancock (Unrated Edition)
Gonzo: The Life & Work Of Hunter S. Thompson
Slumdog Millionaire
Quantum Of Solace
Planet B-Boy
Sukiyaki Western Django
DJ Dusk's Root Down Soundclash
DJ Spooky's Rebirth Of A Nation
Decon presents Fresh Rhymes And Videotape
Fear(s) Of The Dark
Sold Out: A Threevening With Kevin Smith
Hell Ride
Elite Squad
Ballast
Boy A

Dart's Movie Recommendations (I personally cosign all of these joints):

Watchmen
Tokyo!
The Horsemen
The Last House On The Left
Watchmen: The Complete Motion Comic
Battle In Seattle
Cadillac Records
Rachel Getting Married
Milk
Transporter 3
Role Models
Synecdoche, New York
Let The Right One In

Rent/Watch these movies at your own risk:

Beverly Hills Chihuahua: This film isn't racist?

Race To Witch Mountain: R.I.P. Dwayne Johnson's film career

Brokeback Mountain [Blu-Ray]: I wish I could quit hatin' on this film. No I don't!

Coming (relatively) Soon To A Theater (or computer) Near You:


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