Thursday, April 23, 2009

Dart Adams presents The State Of The Celtics Address: The NBA Playoffs Edition

The Boston Celtics managed to finish the NBA season with a 62-20 despite the fact that they were without starters and defensive anchors Kevin Garnett (25 games) and Kendrick Perkins (6 games) for significant times during which the Celtics had two winning streaks of 18 and 12 games. They were also without key reserves Tony Allen (36 games), Brian Scalabrine (30 games), Leon Powe (12 games) and Glen Davis (6 games) for significant stretches. The Celtics played much of both winning streaks shorthanded as they didn't even add Mikki Moore and Stephon Marbury until the end of February. Brian Scalabrine and Glen Davis both had to fill in as starters...the Celtics still won regardless.

The sad fact is that Doc Rivers came in 9th in Coach Of The Year voting...that's absolute bullshit. You can't tell me that a team that was without it's biggest reserve from last season (James Posey) and missed significant time from starters and key reserves would end up with only 4 fewer wins than the previous season. Keep in mind that this same team managed two month long wins streaks with key players missing! They did have a rough patch after the All Star Game but they finished the season with a 17-8 record in their last 25 games. The Celtics also had horrible showing during national games with all eyes on them so only Bostonians/New Englanders really knew what they were capable of.

They Celtics have said all season long that the only thing that matters is the playoffs and defending the championship. They maintain that they'll show up to play when it's all on the line but often during the season they'll refrain from attacking and playing aggressively, instead settling for playing halfcourt basketball instead of moving the ball. This is when they get in trouble. It's bad enough that every opponent they play gets up for the game since they're the defending NBA champions and a win against them can make your entire season. When you have the bullseye on your chest, you can't afford to not show up. Game 1 of the NBA playoffs the Celtics did just that. The end result? They suffered an embarassing overtime loss on their home court.

The Celtics were officially dead according to every NBA expert or analyst. Sure Rajon Rondo had a great game but he couldn't stop Derrick Rose (36 points, 10 assists in Game 1) from penetrating. Kendrick "The Hulk" Perkins stepped his game up significantly but he allowed Joakim Noah to grab 17 rebounds on him. Sure Glen "Big Baby" Davis filled in admirably for Kevin Garnett but way too many defensive lapses happened and the Bulls got to the hole way too easily. Paul Pierce had a sub par game and Ray Allen was the Invisible Man. The Celtics learned that if they wanted to win this series it wouldn't be had to them...they had to play well on both sides of the ball and dictate the tempo rather than the other way around.

Kevin Garnett isn't playing. Throw it out of your minds. The Celtics have won without Kevin Garnett before. They have a pretty good record with out him over the past 2 seasons. The question is whether or not they can win an NBA championship without a healthy Kevin Garnett. As we all know, the answer is no. The Celtics have to just go ahead and play their asses off every time they step on the court to have a legitimate shot at winning basketball games. They need to push the ball up the court, they need to play defense, they need to rebound and then move the ball on offense. When the Boston Celtics do these things they become Super Saiyans. When they don't, they become Super Sonics (non existant).

The Boston Celtics showed up to play for many more stretches than they did in Game 1 in the following contest. Rajon Rondo came out firing like he did in the previous game and Kendrick "The Hulk" Perkins and Glen "Big Baby" Davis dominated the paint early. Boston jumped out to a 15 -2 rebounding edge before Hulk sat with his second foul. The game went back and forth and Chicago went up 61-58 at the half. Ray Allen transformed to Jesus Shuttlesworth in the second half and scored 28 points on 6 3 pointers. Ben Gordon was unstoppable that same night, scoring 42 points of his own and tying the game. Ray Allen's final three of the night was the game winner as the Celtics won 118-115 and tied the series, 1-1.

Game 3 happened in Chicago's United Center and it was truly a tale of two cities. The Boston Celtics jumped out to a lead behind Paul Pierce's 13 first quarter points. Rajon Rondo, Ray Allen and Glen Davis helped to double the lead from 11 at the end of one to 22 at the half. The game was never in doubt as the Celtics dominated at both ends of the court and won going away 107-86, took a 2-1 series lead and regained home court advantage. Paul Pierce dropped in 24, Rajon Rondo scored 20 and Ray Allen had 18 points. Stephon Marbury contributed 13 points and 5 assists off the bench and Eddie House scored 8. Things were clicking on all cyclinders and the rumors of the Boston Celtics' demise were greatly exaggerated.

Kendrick "The Hulk" Perkins has certainly stepped up his game in the playoffs. He's looking for his shots, sealing off his man, grabbing offensive rebounds, blocking shots and scoring in the paint. He's averaging 12 ppg 9 rpg and 2 bpg while shooting 64% from the field. Fellow big man Glen "Big Baby" Davis has exploded for 19 ppg 7 rpg 2 bpg and 2 spg while shooting 48% from the field. Rajon Rondo has absolutely dominated the series by averaging a triple double (23 ppg 11 rpg 10 apg and 4 spg) and shooting 50% from the field. While these players are the catalysts for the Celtics' success, the vets are ones that knock down the clutch shots and free throws at the end of the games (except for Game 1).

Paul Pierce (22 ppg 5 rpg) is shooting 45% from the field and 45% on 3 pointers. Had he hit that free throw at the end of Game 1, we might be watching the possible close out game in Chicago on Sunday afternoon. Ray Allen had an atrocious Game 1 but scored 30 and 18 in the following games to raise his playoff averages (17 ppg 1.7 spg), he's also shooting 45% from behind the arc and 11-11 from the charity stripe. After Derrick Rose scored 36 he's only managed to average 10 ppg in the next two games and after Ben Gordon dropped 42 in Game 2 he could only manage 15 the following contest. Game 4 is huge and it'll be a hard fought match. Either way: Never underestimate the heart of a champion! © Rudy Tomjanovich

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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Dart Adams presents 25 More Of My Favorite Cult Films (2009 Edition)

I always make these movie lists where I showcase a bunch of my favorite "cult" films. Nowadays, a cult film can merely mean a flick that may or may not have done well in the box office or slipped under the radar because it's foreign and it ends up gaining favor with people that rent them through Netflix or Redbox. I recently listed another 50 back in February No matter how you cut it, I've featured hundreds of films throughout the 27 month run of Poisonous Paragraphs. Why not add 25 more then? I don't see why not. Let's get it in:



Dead Man's Shoes (2004)


Baadasssss! (2004)


Lords Of Dogtown (2005)


Nomad (2005)


Favela Rising (2005)


Home Of The Brave (2006)


The Rebel (2006)


Baby (2007)

The Take (2007)


Charlie Bartlett (2007)


Protege (2007)


Battle In Seattle (2007)


Killshot (2007)


Nobel Son (2008)


Waltz With Bashir (2008)


The Brothers Bloom (2008)


Medicine For Melancholy (2008)


Appaloosa (2008)


Chocolate (2008)


Blindness (2008)


Choke (2008)


The Hurt Locker (2008)


Sleep Dealer (2008)


Ong Bak 2 (2008)


B13: Ultimatum (2009)


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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

April Films Bring July DVD's AKA Dartflix Edition #55

April has not been a good month for films so far. "12 Rounds", "Adventureland", "Sugar", "Gigantic", "Observe And Report", "Dragonball Evolution" and "Crank 2: High Voltage" have all been released and have managed to fare rather badly at the box office so far this month for various reasons while really crappy flicks have dominated at the box office for the most part. This means that a lot of films will be out of theaters and on their way to your local mailbox via Netflix, Redbox or local Blockbuster (who are in trouble BTW) circa this July.

Since the quality independent films are already slated to come out on DVD this summer that means a shorter wait to see "Lymelife", "Sleep Dealer" and "American Violet". Since "State Of Play" has actually managed to find an audience it might not be released until August or so. Either way, these are the films that I'm actually looking forward to seeing . Add to that list "Tyson", "The Soloist" and I'm kinda intrigued about "The Informers" which could potentially go either way as well.


Right now, flicks like "Hanna Montana: The Movie" and the Zac Efron vehicle "17 Again" rule the box office and on Friday "Fighting" and "Obsessed" both open. I don't really expect either film to do well out of the gate and they both might just flop in their opening weekends. That'll just mean more titles available come July or August for me. Enough of my complaining about the quality of films currently in theaters and let's get to my recommendations already!


Films I recommend in theaters (4.15.09-4.30.09) or to add to your queue early or for rental from either Netflix or Redbox:

State Of Play
Sleep Dealer
American Violet
The Soloist
Tyson
Lymelife
The Informers
Caprica
The Wrestler
Frost/Nixon
Notorious (Three Disc Edition)
My Own Worst Enemy: The Complete Series
Genghis Khan: To The Ends Of The Earth & Sea (Special Edition)
UFC 92: The Ultimate 2008
Ghost Train
Martyrs (Unrated)
The Hit
Johnny Got His Gun
What Doesn't Kill You
The Price Of Sugar
Empire Of Passion
While She Was Out
H-2 Worker
Wolverine And The X-Men: Heroes Return Trilogy (animated)
Tiny Toon Adventures: Season 1, Vol. 2 (animated)
Freakazoid!: Season 2 (animated)
X-Men, Vol. 1 & 2 (Marvel DVD Comic Book Collection) (animated)
Spectacular Spider-Man, Vol. 4 (animated)
American Dad!, Vol. 4 (animated)
The Looney, Looney, Looney Bugs Bunny Movie (animated)
InuYasha: The Seventh Season (anime)
Moonlight Mile-The Complete First Season (anime)
Sin City [Blu-Ray]
Wages Of Fear [Blu-Ray]
Pulling: The Complete First Season (series)
As The Technics Spin (music documentary)
Ron White: Behavioral Problems (comedy special)
Fast & Furious
Observe And Report
Adventureland
The Escapist
Gigantic
Duplicity
I Love You, Man
Quantum Of Solace
Slumdog Millionaire
Seven Pounds
Watchmen: Tales Of The Black Freighter & Under The Hood
The IT Crowd: The Complete Season One (series)
Elegy
Special
Timecrimes
Watchmen
Tokyo!
The Horsemen
Watchmen: The Complete Motion Comic
Battle In Seattle
Cadillac Records
Rachel Getting Married
Milk
Sunshine Cleaning
50 Dead Men Walking
Transporter 3
B13: Ultimatum
Role Models
Synecdoche, New York
Let The Right One In
Quarantine
Changeling
Religulous
Choke
Body Of Lies
Flash Of Genius
Midnight Meat Train
What Just Happened?
Sex Drive
Protege
Push
The International
Friday The 13th
Gomorrah
Zach And Miri Make A Porno
Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist
Afro Samurai: Resurrection-Director's Cut
W.
Blindness
Chocolate
A Good Day To Be Black & Sexy
Killshot
Taken
The Class
RocknRolla
Henry Poole Is Here
Defiance
The Wackness
Appaloosa
The Wrestler
The Brothers Bloom
Seven Pounds
Valkyrie
Revolutionary Road
Waltz With Bashir
The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button
Burn After Reading
Towel Head
Baby
Nobel Son
Frost/Nixon
Hancock (Unrated Edition)
Gonzo: The Life & Work Of Hunter S. Thompson
Planet B-Boy
Sukiyaki Western Django
DJ Dusk's Root Down Soundclash
DJ Spooky's Rebirth Of A Nation
Decon presents Fresh Rhymes And Videotape
Fear(s) Of The Dark
Sold Out: A Threevening With Kevin Smith
Hell Ride
Elite Squad
Ballast
Boy A

Dart's Movie Recommendations (I personally cosign all of these joints):

State Of Play
Sleep Dealer
American Violet
The Soloist
Tyson
The Informers
Lymelife
Caprica
The Wrestler
Frost/Nixon
Wolverine And The X-Men: Heroes Return Trilogy (animated)
Tiny Toon Adventures: Season 1, Vol. 2 (animated)
Freakazoid!: Season 2 (animated)
X-Men, Vol. 1 & 2 (Marvel DVD Comic Book Collection) (animated)
Spectacular Spider-Man, Vol. 4 (animated)
American Dad!, Vol. 4 (animated)
InuYasha: The Seventh Season (anime)
Sin City [Blu-Ray]
The Price Of Sugar
H-2 Worker

Rent/Watch these movies at your own risk:

X-Men Trilogy [Blu-Ray]: Watch the X-Men films get progressively worse while they butcher the source material...this time in Blu-Ray!
Squidbillies, Vol. 2: Minya, this Squidbillies shit is retarded! © Cam'ron (sorta)
Bride Wars: You almost had me...Kate Hudson AND Anne Hathaway in the same flick? Nice try, though.
Hotel For Dogs: Minya, this Hotel For Dogs shit is retarded! © Cam'ron (kinda)
The Da Vinci Code [Blu-Ray]: The book was better. The book in Blu-Ray would be incredible! This movie, however sucks balls (no Annie Cruz)
The Uninvited: Pro: Elizabeth Banks was absolutely hilarious in this Con: This was a horror film and NOT a comedy.
17 Again: Minya, this Zac Efron shit is retarded! © Cam'ron (kinda sorta)
Obsessed: "90210" has taught us all that a Black man's penis can drive a White girl crazy. In this film, he didn't even get to stick it in yet! (allegedly).
Fighting: Minya, this Channing Tatum shit is retarded! © Cam'ron (beating a dead horse with another 1/2 dead horse until THAT horse is dead too)


Coming (relatively) Soon To A Theater (or computer) Near You:


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Monday, April 20, 2009

Dart Adams presents 6 Slept On Cartoons (The Oldhead Edition)

I'm doing another goddamn list today. Why? Because I fuckin' feel like it. See, that's the inherent beauty of a blog/blogging. I can wake up in the morning and write about whatever I feel like. Then I go to other people's blogs and read what they in turn felt like writing about. Let's keep it this way and not regurgitate what news or post the new hot YouTube/Vimeo/Vimby/Dailymotion/OnSmash/World Star Hip Hop video of the day. That being said, here are six (of many) slept on cartoons I just felt about writing about. Enjoy:


Spartakus And The Sun Beneath The Sea (1985-1987 on Nickelodeon)


"Spartakus And The Sun Beneath The Sea" was a French cartoon that starred a former gladiator who protected the siblings Matt and Rebecca who travel with an artificial girl named Arkana. They're on a mission to save Arkana, a city that's deep underground and powered by an artificial sun that's dying. This show ran for 52 episodes and was one of Nickelodeon's first animated shows. Nowadays, no one remembers it except for oldheads like myself. I can't remember exactly how they ended up saving Arkana anymore. The entire series is on DVD and I could catch up easily as this show is huge in Europe and overseas.



Jayce And The Wheeled Warriors (1985-86 in syndication)

"Jayce And The Wheeled Warriors" was a show about a group called The Lightning League that fought a gang of evil mutated vegetable-like plants called The Monster Minds. The show ran for 65 episodes and was weird because unlike other programs, they didn't resolve the series at the end. The producers were banking on the show and the toys taking off but neither could make a dent in the market as Transformers, G.I. Joe, MASK, He-Man & The Masters Of The Universe, ThunderCats, Voltron & Robotech dominated the ratings and toy sales in North America. Few people ever remembered that Jayce never found his father Audric or defeated his enemy Saw Boss.

The entire 65 episode run has recently been released on DVD so adults that remember the series (or don't) can see it and/or play it for their kids. The show featured some Mad Max type vehicles, a decent amount of violence, low corniness ratio and it had excellent animation. Too bad it got lost in the mix at the height of the 80's cartoon and toys boom. Some episodes can be seen here



Galtar And The Golden Lance (1985-86 in syndication)

This Hanna/Barbera cartoon was pretty much a re-imagining of the popular series "Thundarr The Barbarian". It starred Galtar, the possesor of the Golden Lance and his traveling partners Princess Goletta and her younger brother Zorn. She had magical powers and her little brother was a telekenetic with a boomerang that could break into smaller sections and reform. They fought to overthrow the tyrant Tormack who recently usurped the throne and took over the kingdom of Bandisar. It had a short run on "The Funtastic World Of Hanna-Barbera" of only 21 episodes that aren't yet on DVD but you can see some episodes here to jog your memories.




Ulysses 31 (1986-87 in syndication)

The French and the Japanese got together back in 1981 and produced a 26 episode animated series based on Homer's Odyssey. Ulysses and his crew killed a Cyclops go the space Gods forced his crew into a deep sleep and erased his families memories so he doesn't remember the way back to Earth. He's forced to rely on his son Telemachus and his friends Numinor and Yumi, telepaths saved from the Cyclops by Ulysses.

He also uses Nono, his son's robot to aid him in missions as they travel space in their ship called The Odyssey. They eventually find home after going through trials that were based on many of Oddyseus' same adventures. This show was on a little seen syndicated weekend cartoon show called "Kideo TV" and it never aired again on American TV afterwards so I haven't seen this show in more than 20 years. That is until now



The Mysterious Cities Of Gold (1986-90 on Nickelodeon)

This 39 episode show was off the hook storywise, it starred a Spanish kid named Esteban who had the power to make the Sun come out any time he wanted, an Incan girl named Zia and an orphan named Tao from the sunken kingdom of Hiva (Mu). They had a golden bird that was solar powered that they traveled the world in seeking the lost cities of gold and hoping to find Esteban and Zia's parents. If you watched this show as a kid thinking you'd learn about world history you'd be sorely mistaken. This show went through it's full run quite a few times during it's long residence on Nickelodeon. There's a live action film in the works so the entire series was just released on DVD recently. A couple can be seen here


The Pirates Of Dark Water (1991-93 in syndication)

This series started out on network television then got cancelled. Then it was picked up for syndication and went through serious production delays on several occasions. At the end of it's run it was on television for 3 season that only spanned 21 episodes (5 episodes the 1st season, 8 the 2nd season and 8 the 3rd). Hanna Barbera and Turner Entertainment could never get their shit together to finish what became a cult favorite cartoon series but they sure did a hell of a job in marketing it! It had a Marvel Comic, merchandise, a role playing game based on it and a video game...but it was never finished!

Ren was the Prince Of Octopon, one of the grandest Kingdoms on the planet Mer. It's now being covered by Dark Water but he's given tools that can rid the world of Dark Water provided he finds the 13 lost treasures of Rule. He's joined on his mission by Ioz (think Han Solo) and Tula (think Princess Leia) but they're pirates instead. They fight off Bloth as he tries to acquire the 13 Treasures Of Rule for himself to keep the Dark Water around as it aids him in his quest to take over Mer. The show still hasn't been released on DVD but some episodes can be seen here



Cadillacs And Dinosaurs (1993-94 on CBS)

This cartoon had a short but memorable run of only 13 episodes on network television but it was based on the cult favorite comic book series "Xenozioc Tales" by Mark Schultz. His main characters Jack Tenrec and Hannah Dundee lived in a post apocalyptic world where natural disasters and wars plunged the Earth back into a resurgent dinosaur age. He restored old Cadillac's in a garage he runs and fuels them on dinosaur guano. He and Hannah find ways to survive in the new world along with a few pals.

"Cadillacs and Dinosaurs" became a videogame as well as a roleplaying game and the comic book series ran for almost 12 years. The cartoon has been all but forgotten about and hasn't been re-aired in the 15 years since it stopped being showed. Thank God for YouTube!


Jim Lee's Wild C.A.T.S (Covert Action Teams) (1994-95 on CBS)

Jim Lee and Brandon Choi created one of the iconic comic book titles of the 90's at Image Comics when they premiered "Wild C.A.T.S". In a short time, the issues were flying off the shelves and companies wanted to capitalize on the whole comic book boom of the 90's. They decided to license a gang of merchandise (toys, video games, T shirts, etc.) to get paid including a cartoon series to air on network television. Problem is that the storylines were watered down significantly and the dialogue was laughable. The cartoon clearly was aimed at young children and tweens..."Wild C.A.T.S" fans didn't watch past the first few episodes and viewership was low so it's time slot moved around a few times in different markets.

Another issue was that people unfamiliar with the original source material thought it was a rip-off of "X-Men" (which was thriving in syndication) and didn't take it seriously. Another issue was that some episodes just looked like xrap and the animations quality seemed to slack off sometimes. That's not common in animated series' that are so short. The 13 episode run ended and it did land a few places in syndication but it never caught on. After 15 years, Image Comics decided to release the entire run on DVD for fans that remember the cartoon and others that never saw it before. You might start laughing during the theme, though...check it out here

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