Friday, November 30, 2007

What’s New In Dart’s iPod #16 AKA 8 Is Enough

Due to the fact that I was flooded with so much new shit on Thursday and I decided to see Southland Tales for the second time yesterday (I've read all of the graphic novels and seen the flick twice and I STILL feel like I didn't even catch half of what the fuck was going on with that joint) I didn’t get a chance to even post up a blog. Since I have very limited time I will cut to the chase and post up my abridged reviews for the following new releases (in this order) Wyclef Jean’s “Carnival Vol. II: Memoirs Of An Immigrant”, Beanie Sigel’s “The Solution”, Drama’s “Gangsta Grillz: The Album”, Wu Tang Clan’s “8 Diagrams”, Styles P’s “Super Gangster (Extraordinary Gentleman)”, Scarface’s “Made”, Hi-Tek’s “Hiteknology 3” and Ghostface Killah’s “The Big Doe Rehab”. Here’s the breakdown for how my unique "Cop It Or Not" ratings system breaks down below:

Oh No! This CD is a drink coaster/table balancer/doorstop/gerbil/hamster room divider/frisbee/discus/makeshift shield/last ditch choice for a visor/alternate shuriken choice. Sell this shit to whoever is dumb enough to buy it from you.

Maeby (Maybe)! Depending on your own set of personal preferences you might like this joint. Give it a listen first to see if it's in your lane or not.

Mos Def! Cop the album when it drops...'Nuff said.

I’mma let y’all people know one thing. There’s one life, one love, so there can only be one king © Nas

I will simply post my findings for each album one after the other minus the leader paragraphs for each project so it will just be a rapid fire chain type deal this week. Here goes:

Best Joints: “Riot”, “Sweetest Girl (Dollar Bill)”, “Welcome To The East”, “Slow Down”, “Sweetest Girl (Dollar Bill Remix)”, “King & Queen”, “Fast Car”, “Wha About The Baby”, “Any Other Day”, Heaven’s In New York”

Hot Garbage: N/A (If you wince when your hear a guitar and vocals and don’t appreciate different forms of music then avoid this album like the plague. If not then it's a recommended maybe)




Best Joints: “All Of The Above”, “Bout That”, “You Ain’t Ready For Me”, “Go Low”, “Gutted”, “Judgement Day”

Hot Garbage: “Pass The Patron”, “I’m In”, “Rain (Bridge)”, “Dear Self”, “Prayer” (I expected so much more than this from Beans, especially after his last album was so dope. Big damn disappointment here, too R&B for my taste.)




Best Joints: “Takin’ Pictures”, “Cannon (Remix)”, “The Art Of Storytellin’ Part 4”, “Talk ‘Bout Me”, “No More”, Throw Ya Sets Up”, “Cheers”

Hot Garbage: Everything else (I’m clearly not the intended audience for this album..this jewel case is getting used for something else and this album minus the above joints is getting wiped from my hard drive)




Best Joints: “Take It Back “, “Get Them Out Ya Way Pa”, “Rushing Elephants”, “Unpredictable”, “The Heart Gently Weeps”, “Wolves”, “Stick Me For My Riches”, “Starter”, “Windmill”, “Weak Spot”, “Life Changes”, “16th Chamber”

Hot Garbage: “Tar Pit”, only 2 dudes on “Unpredictable (the chorus length and frequency), “Sunlight” not being on a RZA album, George Clinton’s chorus on “Wolves” being repeated more than twice (once at the beginning and again at the end would’ve been fine), Sunny Valentine and the other guy being more frequent guests than Killa Sin, Streetlife and Killah Priest. Where was Suga Bang Bang and Ox? RZA still came through and delivered the heat though.




Best Joints: “Blow Ya Mind”, “Let’s Go”, “Alone In The Streets”, “In It To Win It”, “All I Know Is Pain”, “Got My Eyes On You”, “Green Piece Of Paper”, “Da 80’s”, “Super Gangster”, “Star Of The State”, “You Ain’t Ready”, “Gangster, Gangster”, “Cause I’m Black”

Hot Garbage: “Holiday”, “Look @ Her” and “Shoot Niggas” (how come his Koch album is so much better than these major label albums? It's another recommended maybe)




Best Joints: “Never”, “Girl You Know”, “Burn”, “Boy Meets Girl”, “Who Do You Believe In”, “Git Out My Face”, “The Suicide Note”

Hot Garbage: “Big Dogg Status”, “Go” and “Dollar” (solid album, but far from a classic)




Best Joints: “Life To Me”, “My Piano”, “God’s Plan”, “Kill You”, “Step Ya Game Up Remix”, “Know Me” and “Time”

Hot Garbage: “I’m Back”, “Handing My Bizness”, “Come Get It” and “Ohio All Stars (borderline) (Hi Tek’s last joint had better talent, better beats and was an overall better project than this one IMHO. Good overall album, though)




Best Joints: “Tony Sigel AKA The Barrell Brothers”, “Yolanda’s House”, “Walk Around”, “Yapp City”, “White Linen Affair”, “Supa GFK”, “Rec Room Therapy”, “The Prayer (why couldn’t Ox have sung on the Wu album?)”, “I’ll Die For You”, “Paisley Darts”, “Shakey Dog Featuring Lolita”, “Killa Lipstick” and “Slow Down”

Hot Garbage: My least favorite song on this entire joint is the lead single “We Celebrate”...and I LIKE that joint. Ghost done did it again, y’all!

Late Pass:

Download this Marsha Ambrosius mixtape "Neo Soul Is Dead: The Chronic Mixtape" from my boy Kas' blog!


That’s all there is...there ain’t no more! © Juju of the Beatnuts

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Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Kinda Like The Source But Not Really

Heavy Rotation In My iPod (as of 11.28.07):
Fat Tape/CD-R (as of 11.28.07):

Tony Sigel AKA Barrel Brothers-Ghostface Killah f/Beanie Sigel
Gutted-Beanie Sigel f/Jay-Z
Lookin' At It- Jacka, Yukmouth & Keak Da Sneak
Valley Of Death-Cunninlynguists
When They Remember-Freeway
Good Girls-Wale
5th Gear-Joe Budden
Paisley Darts-Ghostface Killah f/Raekwon, Sun God, Trife Da God, Method Man & Cappadonna
Party Life-Jay-Z
Suicide Bomber-Witchdoctor
Da Art Of Storytellin' Part 4-OutKast f/Marsha Ambrosius
Cause I'm Black-Styles P f/Black Thought
Starter-Wu Tang Clan
I Wonder-Kanye West
Gangster, Gangster-Styles P f/Jadakiss & Sheek Louch
ExtraHard-Little Brother
Slow Down-Wyclef Jean f/T.I.
Hiroshima-Slaine
Stand Up-Vandalyzm
The Hardest-AZ f/Styles P
Dear Diary-Joe Budden
My Piano-Hi-Tek f/Ghostface, Raekwon & Dion
Cheers-Pharrell f/The Clipse

Look for the review blog coming up on Friday.

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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

This Week...AKA The Darty Version

I'm well aware that a lot of things have jumped off recently that would incite most Hip Hop bloggers to post stuff up on their blogs, but for me? Not so much. I don't give a goddamn when Foxy Brown gets out of solitary confinement, detox, the insane asylum, etc. I don't care to get play by plays from the courthouse about how long Prodigy of Mobb Deep is going in for. I don't care about any mixtape, collaboration or new single made by T Pain, Flo Rida, Plies, Bohagon, Young Jeezy, Hurricane Chris or insert a random ignorant ass rappers name here. I'm not interested in someone whose album was gonna suck anyways being pushed back by their labels for the twentieth time. I don't care who 50 Cent signs or disses and until Aftermath/Interscope actually releases an album I won't waste any time writing about anyone on their roster.

Not only that, but as much as I love Nas and Jay-Z, I do not feel like posting anything about them. There isn't one entertainment blog that wouldn't beat me out it and what could I add to the situation that would put a different spin on it that 100 other blogs couldn't? Not a goddamn thing! I could've written a whole bunch about the Celtics and Patriots recently but why should I when it'll just result in a post I spent 3 hours writing that no one but me will probably read anyways (as of the posting of this blog the Patriots are 11-0 and the Celtics are 11-1)?

The reason this blog has been able to run for so long and I've been able to update it so often is because I'm allowed to write about whatever the hell I feel like whenever I feel like. I don't have any constraints on what subjects to write about or who I should write about (often much to the dismay of the reader). If I feel like making a long ass rant about how in movies whenever a Black man is the president or in charge of everything, that's when the shit hits the fan and/or it's about to be Armageddon then I can with no problem (I actually had a blog about that ready to go before my laptop died on me). I got to write about things that actually moved me enough to write, things that interest me (and occassionally other people). I would post about shit that I damn well knew would get NO comments or links in OhWord.com because I had to be true to myself first of all.

If I feel like writing about comic books, I go ahead and do it. If I want to diss the shit out of BET (and edit it down so that people will actually read it all), I can without fear of reprisal from anyone. If I don't like an album I can say so freely because I have no corporate ties and no one's paying me shit (literally). I just spent an entire month focusing on film (and my Technorati Authority number dropped from 78 to 63 because of it)...this IS a Hip Hop blog, mind you. It's just that there are few things I can do in regards to Hip Hop that many of my blogging brethren aren't already doing an amazing job of. I'm not going to be doing any beat deconstructions or interviews with great artists of the past or posting up ill breakbeat mixes and rare mp3's because all of that is covered. I just do my thing and stay in my lane.

I also am hamstrung by the fact that I can't just drag a laptop around anywhere and and bang shit out about different elements of Hip Hop culture anytime inspiration strikes me like before. This is the reason that the quality of writing on this blog has dipped so severely over the past month and a half, because I don't have the time to construct posts like I did in the earlier run of this blog's life. I have just received a shitload of new advances and promos and it kills me that I won't be able to go into detail about the highs and lows of the new Wu Tang Clan album or about how surprised I was by Wyclef's new joint. As of now, I probably have less than 30 minutes to even type this together at the last minute and post it.

This blog may not even be coherent to the extent I'd like it to be (beggars can't be choosers),while it might be but due to limited time I doubt I'll even get across the desired point to the reader. Hip Hop isn't just one monolithic thing, it has been influenced by and influenced many aspects of everyday life. Growing up with it and being a contributor/fan of it has made me see things of varying natures in a completely different light. Even when I'm writing about an old cartoon from the 80's I'm doing it from the mindset of a kid who was throwing down to a Mantronix instrumental at that time.

Finally, to all of those readers that e-mail me questions and send me MySpace messages wondering why I haven't been posting blogs with the same quality I used to, I hope you understand. Shit happens and until I get it straightened out this is the best I can do...Sorry, people.

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Friday, November 23, 2007

What’s New In Dart’s iPod #15 AKA Three Mixtapes For Black Friday

I've spent the past couple of days cooking, eating, playing videogames (no one wants to see me in Wii Sports Baseball, son! I pitch like Papelbon), watching football, looking for deals on electronics and reminiscing with family and friends. I got three new mixtapes this past week that I will now post some quick reviews for. The three joints I rocked for a minute and then passed judgment on were Lupe Fiasco’s “The Coolest Mixtape”, Saigon’s “The Moral Of The Story” and Wale’s “100 Miles And Running”. I have a rather unique ratings system for rating projects as opposed to assigning a numerical value. Let me first explain how my patented “Cop It Or Not” ratings system works below:

Oh No! This CD is a drink coaster/table balancer/doorstop/gerbil/hamster room divider/frisbee/discus/makeshift shield/last ditch choice for a visor/alternate shuriken choice. Sell this shit to whoever is dumb enough to buy it from you.

Maeby (Maybe)! Depending on your own set of personal preferences you might like this joint. Give it a listen first to see if it's in your lane or not.

Mos Def! Cop the album when it drops...'Nuff said.

I’ve achieved perfection, no need for the Department Of Corrections. Impervious to physical harm, adamantium fused to my skeleton © Dart Adams


First up is Lupe Fiasco’s “The Coolest Mixtape”. It was made available through MixtapeWeekly.com and Trey Peezy mixed it to promote Lupe Fiasco upcoming concept album “The Cool”. Does the mixtape deliver enough exclusives and new joints or does it just rehash a bunch of joints we’ve all heard before? Here’s my final verdict below:

Best Joints: “Can You Let Me Know”, “Dope Boy”, “We All Want The Same Thing”, “Change”, “Wherever I Go (Live)”, “Up 2 Me”, “Chick-A-Pow”, “Bottom Top”, “Let’s Go”, “Flight”

Hot Garbage: N/A (If you’ve already heard his guest verses on those R&B remixes and are sick of songs like “Dumb It Down”, “Superstar”, “What It Do” or “Us Placers” then I picked the right tracks to highlight. Folks only wanna hear a Lupe mixtape for the new shit or exclusives...Download it here  )


Next up is Saigon’s new mixtape presented by Just Blaze called “The Moral Of The Story”. We’ve all been waiting for the “Greatest Story Never Told” album for years and those tracks Just Blaze posted up on The Megatron Don blog have folks thinking that this album might be a beast. This mixtape has the potential to be crazy. Will Saigon really try to quit rap or was that just the frustration talking? My final decision is:

Best Joints: “Come On Baby Remix”, “What A Life”, “Wake Up”, “Who Can Get Busy”, “How We Get Down”

Hot Garbage: “Homegirl”, “I Know”, “Rap & Bullshit Pt. 2”, “Reason, Season, Lifetime” (Where are the kind of bangers that Just plays on his page? Where’s the heat? It was either a laid back song or a joint that sounded like it was off one of the Yardfather mixtapes. The songs on this mixtape were kinda boring and they all pretty much sounded the same. After hearing some of the leaked tracks, expectations for this mixtape were pretty high...it disappointed completely. I know Just and Sai got better stuff than this lying around so just wait for the album and don't even bother downloading this mixtape.)


The third and final offering of the day is the the new Nick Catchdubs mixtape that he did for new signee to Mark Ronson’s AllIDo label, Wale’s “100 Miles And Running”. I’m sick of hearing the same ol’ bullshit and tired cliches on everyone’s mixtapes so I look forward to hearing Wale do his own thing, put a DC spin on things and let his personality shine through on this mixtape. Find out what I thought about it below:

Best Joints: “Let’s Ride”, “DC Gorillaz”, “Breakdown”, “Ice Cream Girl”, “Payback”, “Jay Joint”, “Please Listen”, “The People”, “Daytona Squared”, “Bonified”, “W.A.L.E.D.A.N.C.E.”, “Good Girls”, “Work”, “Warming Up Cane”, “Smile Remix”, “Camp Lo”, “Nobody”, “Rediscover Me”

Hot Garbage: N/A (People will hopefully stop sleeping on this kid after this mixtape. He even fucked up on a track and just owned up to it and freestyled. Imagine that! Someone who just rolled with the punches and didn’t try to ProTool out his mistake. Download it now!)


Here are some more albums that I can’t wait to review once they leak...I mean drop:



Not five, not four, not three, not two, just..© Sean Price

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Tuesday, November 20, 2007

When Disaster Strikes: The WGA Way AKA Dartflix Edition #27

The WGA strike has halted production on just about all television series’ and has also received support from the Screen Actors Guild Of America. This means that not only are the writers, writer’s assistants and producers on the picket line, but the very actors that appear on said shows as well. What these writers are asking for isn’t a lot, nor is it completely unreasonable. If you do some work and you create something then you should stand to receive fair compensation or a reasonable percentage of the revenue it generates for it...as well as additional compensation if your intellectual property/work goes on to generate a shitload of money through the internet or DVD sales.

My advice to Hollywood and all television networks on the East and West coasts: Cave the fuck in, dummies! Give up now! Give the writers everything they’re demanding. You do notice that without them you have no programming and nothing to have for the companies and vendors to buy advertising from, right? What do you do when all of these series’ and programs run out of episodes? Put people on national television live improvising shit for the home audience? Do you know how many films are put on hold right now? How about all of the popular shows that may not even have new episodes until 2009? You can't sell DVD’s of shows that don’t exist, you clueless assholes!

Take my advice and wave the white flag. You cannot hope to win here. The pen (or in this case, the laptop) is mightier than the asshole with no imagination in a suit. Overseas they're experiencing blackouts where their favorite shows used to air instead of reruns like we get. Don't let it get far enough that you start suffering. Cave, fuckers! Cave!

Now on to my film recommendations and monthly awards for November below:


Top 5 Apple Trailers Of The Rest Of Novermber (11.16.07-11.30.07):

Cloverfield AKA 1.18.08
http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/11808/

City Of Men
http://www.apple.com/trailers/miramax/cityofmen/trailer/

Redacted
http://www.apple.com/trailers/magnolia/redacted/trailer/

What Would Jesus Buy?
http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/whatwouldjesusbuy/

Valkyrie
http://www.apple.com/trailers/mgm/valkyrie/featurette/


Top 5 Imdb Trailers Of The Rest Of November (11.16.07-11.30.07):

Midnight Meat Train
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0805570/trailers

Charlie Wilson’s War
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472062/trailers

Semi Pro
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0839980/trailers

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0841046/trailers

National Treasure: Book Of Secrets
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0465234/trailers


Poisonous Paragraphs’ Short Film Of The Month (November):

Help Is Coming by Ben Mor (Blood Of Abraham):


Poisonous Paragraphs’ Independent Movie Of The Month (November) :

He Was A Quiet Man by writer/director Frank A. Cappello


http://www.myspace.com/quietmanmovie

Poisonous Paragraphs’ Director Spotlight For November: Takashi Miike

While he’s famous for his shocking crime dramas and gory horror films in the past (City Of Lost Souls, Ichi The Killer, One Missed Call, Gozu, Sukiyaki Western Django), his latest project is an adaptation of a popular manga title. Here is the trailer for his new film “Crows: Episode Zero”:



Recommended movies for rental (or adding to your queue early):

Live Free Or Die Hard
Angel-A
Dirt (The Complete First Season)
Dragon Tiger Gate
Bad Boys (1983)
Waitress
Paprika
Home Of The Brave
The Namesake
Drunken Angel (Criterion Edition)
First Snow
Skinwalkers
The Insurgents
Rescue Dawn
Guy X
Dr. Katz-Professional Therapist The Complete Series (animated)
Ghosts Of Cite Soleil
RFK Must Die-The Assassination Of Bobby Kennedy
Even Money
The Man From Earth (courtesy of Feral Cat @ Late Film)
Pirates Of The Carribean: At World’s End
Superbad
Battlestar Galactica: Razor
The Last Man On Earth
Sukiayaki Western Django
Exiled
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix
The Bourne Ultimatum
Triangle (Tsui Hark, Ringo Lam & Johnnie To...3 Kings)

Also check out my recently posted list of my favorite 100 “cult” films for more rental suggestions.

Dart’s Picks:
Hitman- This looks like it could be hella good. I’ll let you all know.

No Country For Old Men-Duh! Didn’t Dallas already tell y’all what the deal was?

Live Free Or Die Hard-This was a great action film...my eyes only rolled to the back of my head twice throughout the whole thing. Who doesn’t love Maggie Q? Cyril did the damn thing once again.

Rescue Dawn-Watch this film now...unless war/war related movies aren't your thing, that is.

Home Of The Brave-Look at my recommendation for “Rescue Dawn” and assume the same ffor this. If you get depressed at watching films that are “too real” then skip it, though. It could depress you real quick.

Even Money-Great under the radar film about all of the aspects of betting/gambling addiction and assbetting. Great drama.

Dragon Tiger Gate-Don’t take it too seriously ...just enjoy watching some ill special effects and ridiculous fight scenes. Based on the famous Jademan Comics series known in the States as “Oriental Heroes”.


Dart’s WTF?/Watch This Bullshit At Your Own Risk Awards:
Battle Warrior- Do NOT rent or buy this grainy ass low budget Tony Jaa “film” from 1997. It sucks almost as bad as the 1989 Jet Li flick made in America “The Master”. Hell to the naw!

The Santa Clause 3- Guess why.

Mr. Bean’s Holiday-Self explanatory.

Tyler Perry’s House Of Payne-I have nothing for contempt for that dude and any product or property with his name on it. I’m sure any of my regular readers know why.

I Know Who Killed Me-So does everyone else, Lindsay. She’s in the mirror, try and stop her sometime.


I'm Torn About This Flick:

This Christmas- I hate holiday films...but I LOVE Regina King, Sharon Leal and Lauren London. Preston Whitmore made one of my all-time favorite films "The Walking Dead" as well so I know he can write (and direct). The inclusion of Chris Brown makes me wanna hate it. The Big 3 are making that very hard to do.

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Monday, November 19, 2007

What’s New In Dart’s iPod #14 AKA Pick Six

I was overloaded with mad new music promos and while I was doing that Top 100 Favorite Cult Films list I didn’t have a chance to post my reviews and recommendations last week. Today I have the following releases for you to peep. Freeway’s “Free At Last”, Guilty Simpson’s “Stray Bullets” mixtape, Cormega’s soundtrack to his new DVD “Who Am I?”, Large Professor’s new instrumental album “Beatz Volume 2” and one of the producers I picked in my 50 Producers You Need To Hear On MySpace Right Now List’s new project Stu Bangas “Stu Bangas Volume 1”. Let me first explain how my patented “Cop It Or Not” ratings system works below:

Oh No! This CD is a drink coaster/table balancer/doorstop/gerbil/hamster room divider/frisbee/discus/makeshift shield/last ditch choice for a visor/alternate shuriken choice. Sell this shit to whoever is dumb enough to buy it from you.

Maeby (Maybe)! Depending on your own set of personal preferences you might like this joint. Give it a listen first to see if it's in your lane or not.

Mos Def! Cop the album when it drops...'Nuff said.

This ain’t my full potential, I’m only using 10% of my mental...© Talib Kweli


First up is Freeway’s “Free At Last”. We’ve been waiting four years for a new album from him and we’ve all speculated on his working with 50 Cent while being sign to the Roc and his back and forth beef with Just Blaze. Let’s let the music speak on behalf of Philadelphia’s Freeway. Here’s my verdict below:

Best Joints: “It’s Over”, “Still Got Love”, “When They Remember”, “Reppin’ The Streets”, “Free At Last”, “Baby Don’t Do It (Scarface is a beast!)”, “Nuttin’ On Me”, “Walk Wit Me (Busta and Jadakiss? Say word!)”

Hot Garbage: “Take It To The Top (Dammit 50!)”. Cop this joint immediately!


Next up is the Guilty Simpson mixtape done by legendary Beat Junkie DJ Rhettmatic. Will he let the songs rock or blend relentlessly? Either way, stay tuned for Guilty’s “Ode To The Ghetto” project and his collaboration project with Black Milk and Sean Price. My findings are directly below:

Best Joints: “For The D”, “Beast”, “Supreme Beings”, “Look Out Below”, “Inner Circle”, “Professionals”, “Squeez EZ”, “Get ‘Em”, “La La”, “Roll Call”, “Man’s World”

Hot Garbage: N/A (I just wish I could’ve heard more full songs instead of just 2 minutes of some scratched up joints and a 15 minute megamix. I guess the Caltroit joint just spolied me on this one otherwise it would’ve got a mos def. If you can get it for cheap then do so..or just wait for the album.)


The third offering of the day is the long anticipated soundtrack to the new Cormega DVD “Who Am I?”. Keep in mind that of the 14 songs collected on this soundtrack, Cormega only appears on 8 of them. My fianl decision on this soundtrack is:

Best Joints: “718 (Fizzy Womack!)”, “Use Mad Clips (Styles P!)”, “Lookin’ At It”, “Who Am I (AZ & Nature!)”, “What Mobsters Do”, “Time (Ransom over the Billy Idol classic “Eyes Without A Face” beat)”. “The Rap Up (Little Brother!)”, “Live From The Caves (BANGER!)” and “King Me (Agallah The Don Bishop)”

Hot Garbage: N/A (I though Mega would be on more tracks, hence the recommended maybe. Cop the DVD, though.)



Next in line is Large Professor’s new instrumental project “Beatz Volume 2”. The last one ended up in my iPod Nano for about 6 straight months, let’s see if the Live Guy with glasses new joint lives up to his last effort. The jury has reached it’s decision:

Best Joints: “Millenium”, “Xtra P For President”, “Slickmoney”, “We Have A Winner”, “Mathematics”, “Skyline Pool”, “Don’t Change”, “Shotz Fired”, “The Highest”, “NY At Night”, “Good In The Hood”, “A Caint Stop”, “Oh Winz”, “Third Guitar”, We Pro Gress”, “Hood In The USA”.

Hot Garbage: N/A (There weer two tracks that I liked the least out of them all but nothing near appraoching wackness. Cop this shit!)


My boy Stu Bangas has a new project out hosted by none other than Statik Selektah himself. He’s nice behind the boards and he’s enlisted the aid of A listers like Ras Kass, Blaq Poet, Krumbsnatcha, Reef The Lost Cauze, Jaysaun, Slaine, Termanology and Skyzoo. Local famethrowers Jake The Snake, NBS and Bad Newz also make appearances. My final decision is below:

Best Joints: “King Of The Jungle”, “Heavy Metal”, “Hiroshima”, “Two Guns, Two Bodies”, “Reel Story”, “Drugs”, “Bangmatic”, “SNZA”, “Smash The Streets”, “Bright City Lights”, “Get Low”, “Zoo N Reef”

Hot Garbage: N/A (If you’re looking for some hardcore street shit with hard beats for those long iron horse or car rides this cold winter then look no further...Cop It! )


Late Pass:

My boy Rideout from the D (Detroit for the slow) has released a mixtape of all of his best joints plus some new heat he just cheffed up in the lab for this project. This mixtape is ridiculous from beginning to end and clocking in at a full 80 minutes it’s well worth the $5 PayPal. Check out the ridiculous lineup of guest appearances, preview some tracks and cop it directly from my boy here:

http://www.myspace.com/rideout


What albums I’m most looking forward to reviewing when they leak...I mean drop in the near future:



My focus is like a whirlwind of words and syllables..© Vandalyzm

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Saturday, November 17, 2007

Dart’s Final 8 Favorite Cult Films Of The Internet Age (1996-) 93-100

Here’s the last 8 and this list is a wrap! Thank you for coming out, Gob bless you and good night!:


Event Horizon (1997)If you haven't seen this yet then I honestly have no words for you.


The City Of Violence (2006)Another Korean action film that I put folks up on a while back. Thank you Dragon Dynasty for finally giving it American distribution. The scene where he had to fight the entire town's gang population was bananas.


Enemy At The Gates (2001)Stop sleeping on this ill ass war movie. Imagine being sent into battle without a rifle. You essentially have to wait until someone with a rifle dies and then pick theirs up. You also have to pull most of your supplies and munitions from deceased soldiers. Extra hardbody.


Summer Of Sam (1999)This Spike Lee film was criticized, picketed against, protested and ultimately boycotted and ignored. This overlooked film is one of his best efforts to date.


Hoodlum (1997)The Queen Of Policy and Bumpy Johnson versus Dutch Schultz, Lucky Luciano and the Mob for control of Harlem and the numbers racket. Laurence Fishburne and Tim Roth head a great cast. It's a shame this film was so slept on.


Brotherhood Of The Wolf (2001)It was a good two years before anyone in North America even realized that this film had even been released. Pretty goddamn weird.


Bringing Out The Dead (1999)One of Scorsese most underappreciated films. I remember being blown away by the look and feel of this film adaptation of the popular novel.


City Of Lost Souls (2000)One of the weirdest films you can ever hope to see. Brazilians, Mexicans, Russians and Chinese all running around Japan with guns trying to kill each other? Huh? What? Takashi Miike has few films that you can watch without wincing a lot. Between this and "Dead Or Alive", these are your best shots to watch one of his movies all the way through without contemplating ejecting it from the DVD player.

Some more of my favorite joints that just missed the cut:

Haven
Sympathy For Mr. Vengeance
Dead Or Alive
I Heart Huckabees
Kill Zone
Hard Luck
High Tension
Dark City
Thank You For Not Smoking
Rodger Dodger
King Arthur
The Nest
Hero
Dirty
The Proposition
Spartan
Thumbsucker
Threat
11:14
A Guide To Recognizing Your Saints
The Code
The Shape Of Things
A Man Apart
Ballistic Kiss
Devil In A Blue Dress

Five 2007 releases most likely to break into my next "favorite 100 cult films" list:

Sunshine
The Nines
The Signal
First Snow
Southland Tales

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Friday, November 16, 2007

Dart’s Next 20 Favorite Cult Films Of The Internet Age (1996-) 73-92

I’m at the homestretch, people. Just one more short post to go after this one and this whole list is over with. Let’s just launch into it, shall we?:


From Dusk Til Dawn (1996)Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino collaborate for the first time since the cult hits “Desperado” and “Four Rooms” to make the heavily influential “From Dusk Til Dawn”..in less than a year at least 10 Hip Hop videos use the same premise. Classic material featuring George Clooney, Salma Hayek, Julliette Lewis and Harvey Keitel.


Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)I really don’t have to try to build a case for this one. I wasn’t surprised when Jay Electronica rhymed over the music from this film , either.


Confidence (2003)A team of con men and grifters try to pull off a big job and get revenge for one of their fallen comrades. All hell breaks loose when they recruit a girl to become bait for the big job. A great caper movie.

The Chronicles Of Riddick (2004)While it underperformed at the box office and received some mixed reviews, “Riddick” became one of the biggest cult sci fi flicks of the 00’s. It completely eclipsed the film that it was a sequel of (Pitch Black).


The Cooler (2003)William H. Macy is known as one of the greatest character actors of this era. In this film, he steps to the forefront as the lead. He’s a man with such rotten luck that he’s hired by a casino to go over and cool down rollers on hot streaks. I’m not going to spoil the film for you, but a lot more jumps off. Definitely a must see.


American Psycho (2000)I couldn’t make the list without including this one. The film adaptation of the popular novel carved it’s own niche in the culture of cult films.


London (2005)This character driven, dialogue heavy film stars some of the most ridiculous girls in Hollywood and it did the impossible..it gave me the idea the Chris Evans may actually be able to act. Aside from a lot of liquor consumption and cocaine use there are some great performances from Jessica Biel, Chris Evans, Joy Bryant and Jason Statham (who doesn’t have to roundhouse kick people and drive for a change). Hunter Richards impresses with his first feature as a writer/director.


Essex Boys (2000)Terry Winsor’s “Essex Boys” is easily one of the most slept on crime dramas/caper films of the 00’s. Alex Kingston is once again the MILF/object of desire just like she was in “Croupier”. If you’ve never seen it, Netflix it immediately.


Harsh Times (2005)This film was unjustly delayed for a year because the main character in it applied for a job with the Department Of Home Security and wasn’t a solid citizen but they hired him anyways in the film. The movie was also marketed like the main characters were two crooked cops when neither of them were with the police force. The trailers and movie posters gave the potential audience mixed messages and in the end no one saw it in theaters. It’s a compelling tale of a man who grows up in a violent environment, gets sent to a violent environment and when he gets home he can’t adjust to life as a civilian. You never would’ve gleaned THAT from the poster, huh? Excellent first feature by writer/director David Ayer.


Go (1999)This cult classic boasts a great ensemble cast, a great script and the director of the classic film “Swingers”. Director Doug Liman went on to direct “The Bourne Identity”, “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” and the soon to be released “Jumper” as well.


Better Luck Tomorrow (2002)Justin Lin’s “Better Luck Tomorrow” was a stoy about the full diaspora of experiences of growing up Asian in America as opposed to just the stereotypical depictions that they usually receive in Hollywood. A group of teens becomes bored with playing it safe and decide to step out of the conventional box. Once they cross the line, can they ever go back? MTV Films helped to promote the film but it didn’t make much noise. It’s an excellent indie film that should get more recognition.


Kill Bill (2003)Duh! I know that everyone and their mother knows about it but it’s still a cult film. I count it as ONE film...you know, the way it was intended to be released before the studio cut it in half and made the second half a sequel (?).


Ravenous (1999)I really hate describing this film. When I recommended it while working at video/record stores I use to gauge each person individually and pitch different story elements to them just to get them to see it. I rarely mention cannibalism because that’s the sensational aspect of the film. Just see it for yourself and take what you want from it.


Lord Of War (2005)This movie hit home for me because the main character was supposedly the main arms dealer for a character resembling Charles Taylor and his son. Charles Taylor lived in the Boston area for years and went back home to Liberia, became warlord and plunged Liberia into a horribly bloody civil war. Many of my friends had fathers leave Boston to go to Liberia and fight against Taylor’s regime. Many of them also died doing so. This is also the kind of movie that never does well in North America. A very powerful film, indeed.


The Butterfly Effect (2004)Who ever thought that any movie starring Ashton Kutcher would ever make one of my lists?


28 Days Later (2002)This was another no brainer pick as it completely resurrected the zombie movie genre...now we just need a film to come along and kill it again. Any takers?


From Hell (2001)The Hughes Brothers' second entry in my Top 100 is their take on the legend of Jack The Ripper and a film adaptation of the Alan Moore and Eddie Campbell graphic novel citing the “World conspiracy” as thought up by prominent Ripperologists. Johnny Depp did his thing again.


Intermission (2003)Collin Farrell, Cillian Murphy and Colm Meaney star in this film about the loosely connected lives of a group of Dubliners. Sex, violence, infidelity, betrayal, greed, jealousy and hatred are all some of the main themes of this criminally slept on film.


The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou (2004)This movie was a commercial disappointment and it received some mixed reviews. It’s clearly not for everyone’s tastes...I liked it. If I ever get some pull I will try to get Adidas to produce some Team Zissou’s for real as opposed to having to take a pair to some sneaker customizers.


Wonderland (2003)The disturbing tale of John Holmes and his involvement with the Wonderland Murders. Stars Val Kilmer, Dylan McDermot, Kate Hudson and Lisa Kudrow in a dark and somber story of Holmes’ fall from grace and his drug addiction. Depressing as hell.

Next up is the final 8 and a list of flicks that just missed the final cut. Then I post up “What’s New In Dart’s iPod #14” later. One.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Dart’s Next 20 Favorite Cult Films Of The Internet Age (1996-) 53-72

As I promised last time, this list will consist of more flicks that most people would consider cult or underground. There are two more posts to go before it’s all over. Here we go again:

Raising Victor Vargas (2002)This film became an instant hood classic after it was finally released on DVD. Being that there are a dearth of independent movies made where Latinos are the subject, it warranted a higher number of curiosity rentals both through the local video store and online venues like Netflix. The simple story of a Dominican teen growing up in New York with his family also jumpstarted the film careers of Victor Rasuk (Haven, Lords Of Dogtown & Feel The Noise), Judy Marte (On The Outs, X’s & O’s) and Melonie Diaz (Lords Of Dogtown, A Guide To Recognizing Your Saints, Feel The Noise & Be Kind Rewind). A must see indie flick.


Belly (1998)If you didn’t think this film was going to be on this list then you are clearly out of your mind. Hype Williams’ first feature far exceeded most expectations both story wise and visually. It’s one of the movies that when it comes on cable and you turn to it you just keep the channel there until the movie ends.


Layer Cake (2004)Another modern classic UK crime drama starring Daniel Craig, Colm Meaney and Siena Miller. Director Matthew Vaughn has since directed “Stardust” and has signed on to direct the upcoming “Thor” movie. Welcome to the Hollywood layer cake, son.


Ghost Dog: The Way Of The Samurai (1999)This Jim Jarmusch and RZA film collaboration starred Forest Whitaker as Ghost Dog, an assassin that follows the ancient Bushido code of conduct and is retained by a local low level mafioso. The score was done by the RZA and the Japan only disc and vinyl used to go for big money back in the days. RZA didn’t find out that his score and original music made for that film had been reproduced in several different releases without him ever being consulted or compensated in early 2007. Wu Tang lawyers ain’t nuthin’ to fuck wit!


Code 46 (2003)Samantha Morton is the queen of the under the radar cult film (Morvern Callar, In America, The Libertine, Enduring Love & Expired). This futuristic drama is no different. Film geeks swear by this film and worship at her feet (yeah, she's even pulled ahead of Jena Malone and Maggie Gllyenhall).


The Devil’s Backbone (2001)Guillermo Del Toro weaves a disturbing and violent tale set during the chaos of the Spanish Civil War about greed, revenge, betrayal and (of course) ghosts. Hollywood threw money at him and he’s made quite a few major studio films since this film and “Cronos” induced rubbernecking in North America.


Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)If you haven’t seen this yet then I don’t know what to tell you. I saw it back before it was put on every goddamn channel on cable. Great film, well written and well acted with mad quotable lines.


Closer (2004)This film adaptation of the Patrick Marber play kept all of the soul and feeling of the play intact (because Marber himself did the screenplay). It was great to hear such filthy language come out of Julia Roberts' mouth (kind of like when I first saw Meg Ryan in “Hurlyburly”). While the dialogue and story were great and everyone in the film had excellent performances, Natalie Portman still ended up stealing this movie.


The Ice Harvest (2005)A lawyer and his friend try to skip town with $2 million they just embezzled from a local mob boss. Before they can bounce with their ill gotten gains, all hell breaks loose and they have to find a way to get the girl, grab the money and run. John Cusack, Billy Bob Thorton and Connie Nielsen all star in this thriller.


25th Hour (2002)Spike Lee is my personal favorite filmmaker/director. I saw “She’s Gotta Have It” for the first time 20 years ago and it was the beginning of a Black filmmaker renaissance that was lead by Lee, Robert Townsend and Keenen Ivory Wayans. Spike Lee went against the grain and his detractors that claimed that he couldn’t make a great film without his normal core of players in it. Edward Norton, Barry Pepper, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Rosario Dawson and Anna Paquin all starred in the excellent adaptation of David Benioff’s novel set in post 9/11 New York (Benioff also wrote this screenplay).


Knockaround Guys (2002)Vin Diesel, Barry Pepper and Seth Green all filmed this movie back in 1999 and it was never released so they all forgot about it. Once Vin Diesel became a big name and Barry Pepper got a buzz going the studio FINALLY took it off of the back burner and released it 3 years later. Nothing was funnier than seeing those guys at the press junket trying to remember any stories or anecdotes about how it was on the set or during filming. No one saw it in the movie theaters but quite a few discovered this joint through Netflix and Blockbuster.


Babel (2006)This was a no brainer, really. I remember seeing this and thinking to myself “Will someone please smash this deaf chick already?!” LOL. Great ensemble cast, great direction and a great score by the legendary Ryuichi Sakamoto.


Igby Goes Down (2002)After I saw the movie for the first time, I watched it again right afterwards. Another great script with an excellent ensemble cast. When character driven comedic dramas are perfectly executed it’s a thing of beauty. This flick also knocked one of my personal favorites “Roger Dodger” out of this Top 100 cult movies list. Damn you, Kieran Culkin!


Boiler Room (2000)Who hasn’t seen this? Every one of my friends owns this DVD thanks to either Columbia House or those old free DVD deals that came when you bought certain DVD players from Best Buy. I can quote this entire flick from beginning to end without eve thinking about. Nothing screams “cult” more than that statement. Great soundtrack and Ben Affleck has one of the most memorable cameos of the 00’s in this flick. I'm done!


Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind (2002)George Clooney done did it again. He convinces a major studio to make a film about Chuck Barris’ memoirs (which most people ignored as bullshit) by attaching his friends to the project. What studio would say no to George Clooney when he can deliver Julia Roberts, Drew Barrymore, Brad Pitt and Matt Damon? The end result was yet another excellent film that ended up a cult favorite. Sam Rockwell is a beast.


Ned Kelly (2003)Heath Ledger, Orlando Bloom, Rachel Griffiths and Naomi Watts all star in the story of Australia’s greatest folk hero. Ned Kelly is Robin Hood, Jesse James and Billy The Kid all rolled up into one to folks down under. Mick Jagger appeared as the legend back in a campy 1973 film but this one is based on a novel that more closely followed the actual events that transpired back in 1880.


Dogville (2003)I saw this movie and “Passion Of The Christ” back to back on the same night. Needless to say, after that mini filmfest I didn’t think that any human beings deserved to live and breathe on planet Earth anymore (no PETA). This is a long, unorthodox and sobering exercise in film. If you’re unfamiliar with Lars Von Trier's work then you’d understand that he pretty tries to break any rules of filmmaking he can during his narratives. This movie looks like a play and at times makes you think you’re watching a play...until shit that NEVER happens in plays begins to jump off and you're in shock for a good minute. This movie is most def not for everyone.


Dirty Pretty Things (2002)This film was Chiwetel Eijiofor’s (Four Brothers, Serenity, Slow Burn, Inside Man, Children Of Men, Talk To Me & American Gangster) star turn. He played a Nigerian immigrant living in London illegal as a hotel worker. He checks one the rooms in the hotel after a client leaves and discovers a human heart clogging the toilet in the bathroom...everything jumps off from there. Audrey Tatou (Amelie, The DaVinci Code) and Sophie Okonedo (Hotel Rwanda, Aeon Flux & Martian Child) also star in this story of illegal immigrants being exploited by evil people.


The Virgin Suicides (1999)I was one of those film student types that knew Sophia Coppola as the little girl named Domino from “The Outsiders” and “Rumble Fish” (she played Diane Lane's little sister). We all considered her the weak link in “The Godfather Part III” and saw her popular short film “Lick The Star”. When “The Virgin Suicides” first came out, people wondered if Sophia Coppola could pull off successfully adapting Jeffrey Eugenides ‘ novel. The detractors were all soon proven wrong as the movie became a favorite among filmgoers and she won several awards for her first feature. This movie is beautiful and depressing at the same damn time. It cracks me up to think at how much Kirsten Dunst has fallen off since this film was made and she played Lux Lisbon.

American Beauty (1999)I was at the Boston premiere at this film...working at the movie theater. All of the middle management and ad execs from Dreamworks were milling about scrutinizing every possible detail, including the promo posters and the lighting in the theater. The bigwigs for Loews were grumbling to themselves, embarrassed that the Boston premiere of American Beauty would suck in comparison to the ones in California the previous week. Also, most people were watching the Patriots game (even though they thought Vinny and the Jets would blow them out) and weren’t even aware of the premiere.

Dreamworks suits were nervous about everything...that is until Kevin Spacey showed up and the media swarmed to him. He announced that Annette Benning wasn’t going to show up because she just discovered that she was pregnant and he began to praise Boston and the charming theater the premiere was being held in (it was shut down less than three years later).

During the screening, our managers told us that it was hilarious how offended and shocked the Dreamworks suits were by the movie that they were promoting! I couldn’t believe that they weren’t aware of the film’s content at all. After the screening, I was talking to some hot girl with dark hair who seemed kind of bored by the whole thing..she looked like she was about 21 and she was with some of the Dreamworks people that didn’t have sticks in their asses. Eventually, a younger woman came up to her and said “Thora, we have to go so we can catch our flight back.” She said, “Sorry, I gotta go...it was nice talking to you. You were the most interesting person here” and she waved bye and bounced. I hadn’t seen the movie yet so I had NO IDEA that was Thora Birch. The last time I saw her in a movie she was blond and she looked like a kid.

I just shook my head and asked out loud “Does anyone know what happened with the Pats?” Some guy from DreamWorks said “The Patriots won 30-28...Testaverde got injured and pulled from the game. He might be out for a while, too.” I got shake hands with Kevin Spacey and kick it to Thora Birch. I saw the film at 1 AM with the managers after we shut down the theatre (I stayed late). Those were the good ‘ol days.


Tomorrow I do 73-92 of my Top 100 Cult Films Of The Internet Age. I’m a list writing bastard, ain’t I? Any questions regarding this list, just hit me up in the comments. I’ll be back at it again tomorrow. One.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Dart’s Next 20 Favorite Cult Films Of The Internet Age (1996-) 33-52

This list will be more straight forward than the last few as I’ve saved most of the curveball picks for the last remaining entries. Remember, these picks are strictly a matter of opinion as these are movies that speak to me so if you don’t understand how or why some of these movies ended up in this list or why I tagged some major studio films as “cult movies” just ask me in the comments section (apparently it’s important to my Technorati Authority ranking...who knew?). Another thing is that these films aren’t listed in any specific order so don’t think that this list is posted in order of my own personal preference. Here are nos. 33-52 on my list of 100:

Bomb The System (2002)
Adam Bhala Lough’s first full length feature film featured a score by El-P as well as a great cast including Gano Grills, Bonz Malone, Mark Webber, Jaclyn DeSantis and Jade Yorker. This story about garf writers Blest and Buk 50 has become an underground classic since it came out on DVD in 2005.


Donnie Brasco (1997)
Sure it was a major studio release, but it severely underperformed at the box office in North America. While it was a hit overseas, it gained a wider audience once it was released to video and later DVD. I guess people weren’t ready to see a movie in which the mob was struggling just to come up with a decent score and no sexy shootout scenes with flashing lights. Just an excellent character based drama.


The Machinist (2004)
Brad Anderson’s dark masterpiece has become a cult favorite among film enthusiasts the world over. This thriller takes you on a rollercoaster and you don’t know what’s real from what’s fake until the very end.


Requiem For A Dream (2000)
Darren Aronofsky’s adaptation of the classic Hubert Selby Jr. novel sent a ripple through the film world when it was first released. The perils of drug addiction and what happens when it takes over your life and spirals out of control are made all the more clear by this sometimes hard to watch film. The director’s cut was even more powerful then the original. No one ever wondered if Marlon Wayans could actually act after this movie came out.


Night Watch (2004)
This film helped to get Timur Bekmambetov the gig directing the film adaptation of the graphic novel “Wanted”. It was a largely ignored film on DVD for close to 2 years before the sequel was released on DVD a few weeks ago. When you can’t make it to the game, you make the game come to you.


Gridlock’d (1997)
This film is know more because it was one of Tupac Shakur’s final films rather than it just being an excellent film. Tupac, Tim Roth and Thandie Newton are gave great performances is this often overlooked gem directed by Vondie Curtis-Hall.


Thirteen (2003)
Catherine Hardwicke’s “Thirteen” quickly became the the 00’s version of 1995’s cult classic “Kids” and helped to establish the budding film careers of Nikki Reed (The Lords Of Dogtown, American Gun) and Evan Rachel Wood (Pretty Persuasion, The Upside Of Anger, Running With Scissors & Across The Universe).


Constantine (2005)
Yet another film that just barely broke even in North America that was a huge hit overseas. Since this film is an adaptation (a loose one) of the iconic “Hellblazer” comic book series that cements it’s place as a cult film.


Narc (2002)
After seeing Joe Carnahan’s “Blood, Guts, Bullets and Octane” I was curious to see what he could come up with if he had a major studio behind him and a real production budget. “Narc” didn’t disappoint at all. Too bad few people went to see it when it was originally released.


A History Of Violence (2006)
Yeah, I know. I liked the graphic novel and I liked the movie, too. Next!


Paid In Full (2002)
Charles Stone III’s semi biopic about the trio of legendary Harlem drug dealers AZ, Rich Porter and Alpo still gets burn in DVD players in hoods all across America. I couldn’t tell you how many times I’ve seen it. Next to “The Woodsman” this is the best film that Damon Dash has ever produced or been associated with.


The Devil’s Rejects (2005)
The “House Of 1000 Corpses” was a disappointment to me considering that when I use to have those film discussions with Rob Zombie back when I worked at Tower Records in 1998-99 I thought there would be more to it. Rob more than made up for it by creating “The Devil’s Rejects”. This movie has afforded Rob at least another two more studio films after “Halloween”.


Fargo (1996)Back in 1998, I remember spending hours building a display for the special edition VHS tape release of this movie back in 1998. It came with a damn snow globe! If you would have told me then that the Coen Brothers would become a mainstream success in the future I would’ve thought that you were on crack rock (they had just made “The Big Lebowski” by then and no one thought they’d be anything but underground).


21 Grams (2003)Somehow Alejandro González Iñárritu managed to get another film on this list (Amores Perros). This is yet another character driven piece that interweaves different story elements and somehow makes them converge when you thought they were all unrelated at first. He also made another movie that made my list as well. Guess which one?


Tears Of The Sun (2003)Antoine Fuqua’s slept on tale about a Special Ops team sent to Nigeria to extract an American doctor (Monica Belluci) who instead decides to save an entire camp of infirmed and displaced refugees and bring them to asylum at the border while being chased by Nigerian soldiers. Criminally slept on film.


Buffalo ‘66 (1998)Vincent Gallo, who many of us remember as “Prince Vince” from Grafitti Rock, not only wrote the screenplay for this film and directed but he scored it as well. I remember the first time I saw the original trailer and thought to myself “that’s what I want to do someday”. Watching this movie among others while I was working at a video store back in the days made me realize that I wanted to be a writer. As for the film, Billy Brown is fresh out of jail and he wants to kill Scott Norwood, the man who missed the game winning field goal in the Super Bowl that put him in debt and ultimately landed him in jail in the first place.


Garden State (2004)I know some of you are going to clown me for this but fuck y’all. I liked this flick a lot. It was well written, well acted, well directed and the soundtrack helped to sell the movie even more. It's hard to do any better with an independent film.


Run Lola Run (1998)Run Lola Run was experimental as hell, only in Europe would a director think of using so many goddamn transitions, quick cuts and filmimg the same sequences over and over again with a few changes here and there each time it was shot. Lola has only twenty minutes to come up with $100,000 before her boyfriend, who owes a shitload of cash ends up getting merked. This film is responsible for introducing the world to Franka Potente (Blow, The Bourne Identity). Classic flick.


Kidulthood (2006)Kids got it hard in London, too. Remember when they tried to ban “Juice” there back in the days? That was just the tip of the iceberg.


Children Of Men (2006)This movie didn’t even break even monetarily until after the DVD was out for a while. This film was so powerful and well made that sometimes you forgot you were even watching a damn movie.If you read enough medical journals you'll see that male potency has dropped off in the last 20 years. Scared yet?

Next time, I’ll hit y’all up with more unfamiliar flicks or ones you wouldn’t expect. Any questions just hit me up in the comments.

One.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Dart’s Next 20 Favorite Cult Films Of The Internet Age (1996-) 13-32

I got an e-mail from someone saying that there's no way I could list 100 of my favorite cult movies off the top of my head that most other people haven't already written about before. I told him that I'd bang it out by the end of this week. I then spent yesterday compiling the list and I'll post it up all this week. I'm not the one to challenge, son. Let's get it started:


Infernal Affairs (2002)
This Hong Kong crime drama was so impressive that Hollywood decided to make their own version called “The Departed”. It won a bunch of awards...the original (and it’s subsequent franchise) was way better in my personal opinion.


District B13 (2004)
This is one of those word of mouth/messageboard flicks that has become a legend onto itself. Just this month it made itself to regular rotation on digital cable through Comcast. Elements of Kung Fu/Wushu mixed with parkour sequences by some of the best traceurs/fight choreographers in the world make this a cult/ hood classic.


Pusher (1996)
One of the most influential indie films worldwide to be heavily slept on (in North America at least). This movie inspired waves of young fillmakers all over Europe and even in India while it was almost 4 years before anyone in America or Canada even paid it any attention at all. Great first feature for visionary director Nicolas Winding Refn about the drug trade in Europe.


13 Tzameti (2005)
When I first put people onto this film in my Dartflix posts, I wanted to tell them nothing about it so they’ll be surprised and that would make the film that much better to go in with no expectations...unfortunately, that doesn’t work with 80% of American movie fans. This movie poster should motivate those of you that haven’t seen it yet to rent it or at least check it out.


Amores Perros (2000)
This is one of the grittiest, gulliest international flicks to come out in the 00’s. It raised the bar as far as storytelling went high as fuck. It’s playing on Comcast digital cable right now.


Sleepers (1996)
This dark, brooding film had a great ensemble cast and a great story. It tended to be so somber and depressing in parts that even by the end you felt hurt rather than relieved. This film had mad quotables and classic moments that made it a highly influential and unforgetabble piece of cinema.


Time And Tide (2000)
Tsui Hark did it again. One of the greatest directors of our times managed to make another film that influenced the new batch of films being created in Hollywood. Films are still being released today that echo the exact stroty and plot elemnent Hark used in this film...See it to understand what I’m talking about.


Lucky Number Slevin (2006)
If you saw this film then you probably began to refer to related things that can be manipulated in the big picture as the “Kansas City Shuffle”. This film was a little too smart for the room and ended up a favorite rental of many film fans. Expect this film to become even more of a classic as the years go on.


Versus (2000)

A bunch of hitmen and organized crime goons are in the forest one day and the dead that they buried there over the years suddenly crawl out of the ground and began attacking them. Instead of panicking, they cooly draw their guns and start blasting...they don’t even begin to ask questions until all of the first wave of bodies are down. Hollywood execs and filmmakers saw this sequence and the zombie film genre has never been the same since. Watch it if you haven’t already.


Serenity (2005)
Based on the cult sci fi series “Firefly”, the biggest mistake Joss Whedon made was by naming this film “Serenity” when only the series’ diehard fans understood why...too inside. Great movie, though. Don’t sleep on it.


Ichi The Killer (2001)
Hold up...You’ve never seen this shit? You never even HEARD of it? You ain’t ready for this joint, then. Takashi Miike is known for his off the wall films and incredibly vilolent scenes. This flick features one of the most unforgettable antagonists in recent film history (Yeah, that’s him on the cover of the box). Not for everyone.


Irreversible (2002)
This joint will blow your mind for real (ask Combat Jack). Also not for everyone. If you’re squemish, aversed to knee jerk reactions and don’t like reading subtitles then leave this one alone. If you’re a film head like myself Netflix it immediately if you ain’t up on it.


Gangster No. 1 (2000)

This British crime drama is on beast mode for real. We go from the 1960’s to the 21st Century in London’s underworld in this one. Expect to see some brutal, gory scenes and a little bit of the ultraviolence. So many people have slept on this one over The years that it’s scary to me. How can this film go unnoticied while trash movies sell DVD’s by the case. The world is upside down for real.


Equilibrium (2002)
What the fuck is a Grammaton Cleric? Is it possible for Taye Diggs to ever be hardbody in a flick (did you even see “The Way Of The Gun”)? How come more people don’t talk about this joint? I don’t know either.


The Believer (2001)
One of the most powerful and well acted films I’ve seen in a long ass time. Ryan Gosling is a beast and Summer Phoenix did her thing once again. It rarely gets better than this as far as pure acting is cncerned. Mad intense, this knocked “American History X” out the box.


Slam (1998)
Let’s see...Great story and great acting by a great cast featuring Saul Williams, Bonz Malone and Sonja Sohn. If you’ve slept on this joint until now then it’s time for the sleeper to awaken.


The Jacket (2005)
Adrien Brody comes with it once again and “The Jacket” becomes yet another cult film favorite that he’s featured in as he plys a modern day Billy Pilgrim-esque character. Add in a war movie with time travel and a psycho ward and you have a unique film that you can’t possibly pigeonhole. Oh yeah, Keira Knightley’s in it, too.


Gattaca (1998)
Imagine in the future racism is a thing of the past...instead people just discriminate against you based on your genetic makeup. This is the textbook definition of a cult film.


Running Scared (2006)
There was no way in hell this flick wasn’t going to make this list. This is the first film in a lomg time that convinced me that maybe Paul Walker could actually carry a whole film. I’m almost surprised that this was an American film (that’s a compliment).


Brick (2005)
Damn, this was good. I can’t wait to see these cats come out with a new script/project. Damn that writer’s strike! Give the writers what they want already and get themtback to making art again. If you haven’t seen this one you know what to do...Put on the subtitles just to be safe (trust me on this one).

32 down..68 more to go.

One.

Friday, November 9, 2007

What’s New In Dart’s iPod #13 AKA ABCD

Guess who’s back? Due to my laptop dying I don’t have the convenience of writing out detailed reviews of new releases/promos anymore. I decided that I should still do reviews (because face it, it’s the most Hip Hop thing I do on this blog lately) but now I cut to the chase and just give my opinion on said releases. This week I’m reviewing Bishop Lamont & Black Milk’s “Caltroit” project, Justus League members The Away Team’s “Training Day”, and fine ass Alicia Keys long awaited LP “As I Am”. I also have a “Cop It Or Not” rating system that I will explain for any new readers below:


Oh No! This CD is a drink coaster/table balancer/doorstop/gerbil/hamster room divider/frisbee/discus/makeshift shield/last ditch choice for a visor/alternate shuriken choice. Sell this shit to whoever is dumb enough to buy it from you.

Maeby (Maybe)! Depending on your own set of personal preferences you might like this joint. Give it a listen first to see if it's in your lane or not.

Mos Def! Cop the album when it drops...'Nuff said.

Sweet! © Jay Z


The first project I’m reviewing is the Bishop Lamont and Black Millk “Caltroit” collab project that I’ve been hearing songs from on Black Milk’s MySpace for months now. This album/mixtape has a wide range of my favorite emcees on it like Ras Kass, Phat Kat, Elzhi and T3 from Slum Village, Tash, Illa J, Busta Rhymes, Kardinal Offishal and hella more underground favorites from Cali and the D. The joint finally became available recently, here’s the verdict:

The Judgement:
Best Joints: “Caltroit”, “I Need It”, “On Top Now”, “Goatit”, “Spectacular”, “4 All My Ni$%as”, “Inconvenient Truth”, “Go Hard”, “If You Ready”, “Ret 2 Go (give Ms. Jade and Lady Of Rage some deals!)”, “Everything”, “Not The Way”

Hot Garbage: N/A. (“Movie Star” is dope but has bad audio quality) Damn, this whole joint rocks from beginning to end. Download/cop this shit right now!


The next release I’m going to review is The Away Team’s new album “Training Day”. I’ve always liked The Away Team and I’ve always checked for their joints on the many Justus League compilations I’ve accumulated and accrued over the years. How will I take an entire album of them, though? Let’s check out my findings below:

The Judgement:
Best Joints: “Scream Out!”, “Look @ Me”, “Awesome”, “The Odds”, “Chitter Chatter”, “Greedy” and “Psycho Ward (Sean Price kills it!)”

Hot Garbage: N/A. Khrysis did his thing behind the boards. Find it and cop it ASAP.


I can’t seem to escape the beautiful and talented Alicia Keys no matter where I go or how hard I try. She’s guest starring on network TV shows (“Cane”), her episode of Iconoclasts with Ruby Dee is playing on the Sundance Channel nonstop and I swear that “Smokin’ Aces” is on everyday on cable. Not to mention that MTV Hits and VH1 Soul have both been running promos for her all week long it’s enough hype already...Let’s just hear the album. My decision is below:

The Judgement:
Best Joints: “No One”, “Lesson Learned”, “Wreckless Love”, “I Need You”, “Tell You Something (Nana’s Reprise)”

Hot Garbage: N/A...I did like some joints better than others and the second half of the album was better than the first in my opinion but it’s a good album (hence the recommended maybe as opposed to the regular one). I just liked her last album better (and Chrisette Michelle’s new one more than this one).

I'll be back to add more reviews if I get the Freeway promo or anything else I want to add. Otherwise, I'll be back next week with more heat.

Your 52 hand blocks was useless © GZA AKA The Genius

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Thursday, November 8, 2007

Dart Adams presents More And More Flicks

I was reading a blog (namely Ian's Notes From A Different Kitchen) a few days ago and I ran across the names of a few films that I stopped looking for a while back as well as some others I'm not too familiar with. Below are some of my favorite films about the good ol' days (or bad 'ol days to some) as well as some flicks I'd like to see but I can find very little info on. I didn't imbed any videos because there's officially too much shit going on with this blog and it takes hella long to load as it is (RSS reader and Google reader subscriptions should help out with that, though). Here we go:


Michael Campus & Sonny Carson’s 1974 film classic “The Education Of Sonny Carson” is an overlooked gem that made my 25 Most Influential Films In Hip Hop History list way back when I first started this blog. It has been referenced by Lauryn Hill in the past and Ghostface Killah used clips from it on his "Ironman" LP. It's available for sale on DVD and here's a link to one of it's most famous scenes on YouTube.


Gary Weis' 1979 film "80 Blocks From Tiffany's" about the South Bronx gangs The Savage Skulls and The Savage Nomads is well known in underground circles and has experienced a new surge in interest lately thanks to it being featured on Andrew Noz' Cocaine Blunts blog and Ian's Notes From A Different Kitchen. It was pulled off of YouTube but it's still up on Dailymotion in 8 parts. Here's the link to the first part here.


Manfredt Kirchheimer's 1979 film "Stations Of The Elevated" was a favorite among the first generation of backpackers who bought it through mailorder catalogs from Stress Magazine, Mass Appeal and 7th Heaven Mailorder through 12 Oz Prophet. Later on it was bought online through Xylene Distributions and MZEE/From Here To Fame overseas. It's available through overseas distributors now but it can be seen in 5 parts right now on YouTube. Here's the link to the first part here.


Iris Morales' 1996 film "¡Palante, Siempre, Palante! The Young Lords" about the Puerto Rican youth organization that was based in New York and Chicago that along with the Black Panthers and The Weathermen helped change the world back in the late 60's and the 70's. It was also available through Hip Hop mailorder/online distributors but now it's only available for purchase through this website. Here's a YouTube clip of the documentary.


Chris "Freedom" Pape and Stephen Morse's 1998 graffiti documentary "Kings Of Broadway" was yet another favorite of the graf magazine reading backpacker crowd. This short doc tells the story of some of the greatest writers and graf artists in the history of the culture. The full film is available for viewing on YouTube in 3 parts, the first of which is right here.


Kevin Glover’s 2005 documentary “King Of Kings” focuses on the legendary crime bosses and drug dealers from Queens that you've no doubt heard about in 50 Cent's song "Ghetto Qu'ran", Nas verses, Cormega verses and read about in the book "Cop Shot". There's a Dailymotion trailer for it here and you can purchase it directly from this website.


If anyone out there knows how to get your hands on a copy of or a way to purchase the 1973 NY gang documentary "Ain't Gonna Eat My Mind" or Henry Chalfant & Rita Fetcher's 1994 NY gang documentary "Flyin' Cut Sleeves" then get at me here in the comment box or email me with details/info @ poisonousdart75@hotmail.com.

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Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Ten Reasons Why Hip Hop Is Far From Dead









Are you in that mood yet? © Joe Budden

Mood Muzik 3 coming soon. I got hella promos in today so I'm on my Talib Kweli steez tonight (Listen!). Be back tomorrow with some more randomness.

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Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Graphic Novels Are The New Screenplay AKA Dartflix Edition #26

With the recent successes of film adaptations of popular graphic novels like “Sin City”, “300”, “V For Vendetta” and “30 Days Of Night” it is safe to say that graphic novels are becoming the source materials and properties of choice for many film studios. Now that even more graphic novel film adaptations will be hitting the silver screen soon as “Wanted”, “Southland Tales”, “Persepolis”, “The Losers”, “Y: The Last Man” , "Ronin" and the highly anticipated “Watchmen” approach cinematic release there seems to be no end in sight to the sudden rise in graphic novel films.

The best thing about the graphic novel format is that it serves as a script, screenplay and guideline for the director, director of photography, art director and special effects team all in one. You have an idea of who to cast based on just reading the script and seeing the action for yourself as opposed to having to imagine it all. Theme, mood and visual aesthetic can all be gleaned by just reading the source material as opposed to reading it and hoping that someone “gets it” or not (as is with the case with the groundbreaking graphic novel series "Watchmen").

These factors are extremely helpful, but the main factor is that graphic novel films are cash cows right now and if a studio is wise enough to pick the right one the can attach a huge star, wirter and director to it and end up with a huge hit on their hands.

Aaron McGruder and Reginald Hudlin had developed an idea and a script for a film that they pitched to anyone who would listen but no one would take them up on it. They decided to turn it into a graphic novel instead and they released “Birth Of A Nation: A Comic Novel” (pictured above)...after reading it I was amazed that this got turned down while shit like “Soul Plane” and “Who’s Your Caddy?” (and any movie helmed by Tyler Perry) can find a studio with no problem. It’s a damn shame.

So in conclusion, if you have a good idea for a script you should hook up with an artist and set aside some money then just up and make a graphic novel. Show up to some conventions and pretty soon you can sell it to a studio for a shitlaod of money down the line (but for now, stock up on some Ramen Pride..it’s gonna be a while). For any studio execs/d-boys/girls that are looking for possible properties (like the Brian Wood one above called "Channel Zero" or MF Grimm's "Sentences below) to acquire just check back posts of my Dartflix blog or contact me directly for more ideas(I do this, man!). Back to the movie stuff, already in progress:


Top 5 Apple Trailers Of The Ides Of November (11.1.07-11.15.07):

Mr. Untouchable
http://www.apple.com/trailers/magnolia/mruntouchable/trailer/

Black Irish
http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/blackirish/trailer/

Darfur Now
http://www.apple.com/trailers/warner_independent_pictures/darfurnow/trailer/

Slipstream
http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/slipstream/trailer/

The Counterfeiters
http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony/thecounterfeiters/trailer/


Top 5 Imdb Trailers Of The Ides Of November (11.1.07-11.15.07):

Wanted
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0493464/trailers

Funny Games
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0808279/trailers

P2
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0804516/trailers

Awake
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0211933/trailers

10, 000 B.C.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0443649/trailers


Recommended movies for rental (or adding to your queue early) through Netflix:
Killshot
Crime Story
Flight Of The Conchords - Season One
Sicko
I Know Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
Manufacturing Dissent
Up The Down Staircase
Chinatown (Special Edition)
Ocean’s Thirteen
Shrek The Third
Deceit
The Princess Bride (20th Anniversary Edition)
Endgame: Blueprint For Global Enslavement
This Is England
Cougar Club
These Girls
Help!
Little Chicago
Killer Of Sheep: The Charles Burnett Collection (good lookin' out to Brandon Soderberg on this one!)
Sesame Street Old School Vol. 1 (1969-1974)
Sesame Street Old School Vol. 1 (1974-1979)
The Best Of The Electric Company
Schoolhouse Rock (30th Anniversary Edition)
Oldboy (Bluray)
Battle Of Okinawa
Legend Of Seven Monks
Battle Warrior (Tony Jaa)
Live Free Or Die Hard
Angel-A
Drunken Angel (Criterion Edition)
Skinwalkers
Paprika
First Snow
Day X
Heart Of Darkness: A Filmmaker’s Apocalypse
Rescue Dawn
Ghosts Of Cite Soleil


Dart’s Picks:
American Gangster-Great flick. I’m sure you’ve already seen it..if not go see it. If youhave, this time go to the movie theater and PAY to see it. I know it’s the square’s way but whatever.

Dan In Real Life-This movie wasn’t a hold your sides laughfest. It was a great story with an excellent cast that was well written. Dan’s a writer and a widower raising three girls by himself and then he runs into a woman who he later finds out is dating his little brother. Hilarity ensues.

Beowulf-I’m seeing this shit as soon as possible.

Lions For Lambs-A well written, well directed political thriller with an A list cast. I’ll be watchin’ this one.

Sicko-See why America is a worldwide joke when it comes to our healthcare system. We can still bomb the shit out of every other country, though (but where will I get my international movies from?).

Dart’s WTF?/Watch this bullshit at your Own Risk Awards:
Fred Claus-Fuck holiday movies.

Deck The Halls-Read the above statement, nod your head and keep it moving.

I Told You I Was Trouble: Amy Winehouse Live-Amy Winehouse is one of my favorite singers (both of her albums stay in my iPod) but seeing her perform live is a mixed bag at best. Sometimes she’s really on and really funny on stage and other times...she’s just sloppy drunk. This aptly named (Winehouse) lady adores Billie Holiday a little TOO much. Put the drink down, Amy. Now, please slowly back away from the sauce and eat something...We’re all concerned about you *People pop out of the woodwork and start an intervention*


Some movies studios SHOULD greenlight remakes for in the near future:

Logan’s Run (Sorry..The Island didn’t do it justice)



Big Trouble In Little China


They Live



Fahrenheit 451


Solyent Green


A Boy And His Dog (good lookin' out once again Brandon!)


Alphaville


Metropolis (apparently, a Metropolis remake is in the works)



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Monday, November 5, 2007

Dart’s 12 Favorite Cult Films Of The Internet Age (1996-)

The phenomenon of the cult film, a movie that is released and sometimes takes a while to develop an audience or catch on is not a new occurrence. However, with the advent of the internet and information being made more readily available this means that smaller films from overseas can now receive a worldwide audience. Independent films now have many more venues and opportunities to be seen and gain an audience as some of these joints start out as arthouse favorites that gained an audience through word of mouth. Here are my twelve personal favorite cult films of the Internet Age...keep in mind that I could’ve gone to 100 easy (c’mon..we’re talking about me here). There’ll be another list, believe it:

Fight Club (1999)
This movie was pushed back because of the Colombine High tragedy as studios were afraid that putting this movie out would contribute to delinquency and spread subversive messages and promote antisocial behavior. After the film was released there was no rise in terrorist activity among groups of young males (although some DID start fight clubs of their own). This movie flew over the heads of most of the audience but this book and the film adaptation still speak to a whole generation that truly feels like “The Middle Children Of History”.


City Of God (2002)
This Brazilian film was an adaptation of a famous novel that told the history of the biggest gangsters in The City Of God, a favela outside of Rio De Janeiro throughout the 60’s and 70’s. It was all factual and the epic film was an international hit but it took a while to catch on in North America after it was released in arthouse cinemas and then on DVD. It became a hood classic almost immediately and now everyone knows what a “favela” is.


Oldboy (2003)
This Korean film has one of the best fight scenes ever and while it was released in 2003 it wasn’t released officially in North America until 2005. It was then that this film began to spread by word of mouth between film fans. This movie was thrust into the spotlight after the Virginia Tech shootings and it was partially blamed for contributing to it. Bullshit, that kid was nuts already and this movie didn’t give him the idea to take the lives of innocent people. The media and it’s knee jerk reactions piss me off to no end (not enough to kill someone, though).


Donnie Darko (2001)
If you saw this film and “got it” right away and/or liked the Director’s Cut even more than the original chances are that the government has you on a special watchlist right now. This film is also a red flag item and a favorite of recluses, the anti social and film geeks. The first time I saw it, I immediately played it again from the beginning to see if I caught stuff I missed the first time (only movie nerds do this).


Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels (1998)

I first saw this movie at work at the CD Spins at Brattle Square (R.I.P.) in Cambridge, MA. My manager at the time, Jay saw it in the theaters and told me I had to see it. He went down the street to the Tower Records/Video (R.I.P.) and bought it on the day it dropped on DVD, came right back to the store and we watched it (it was a slow day). I rented it from the Videosmith down the street from my house (R.I.P.) on the way home and watched it with my brother and my friends again that night. The director of this film, Guy Ritchie would go on to make a movie called “Snatch” in 2000... but that is another story.


Battle Royale (2000)
The first time I ever heard about this movie was early 2001. I got an e-mail from one of my many online Asian film distributors that hyped up this huge ultraviolent movie called “Battle Royale” that was based off of a Japanese novel. The movie was huge in Asia but few people in North America and Europe were aware of it. I read some interview the next day and Quentin Tarantino wouldn’t stop raving about it so I decided to spend $9 and get this movie on VCD. It was money well spent. Since then Battle Royale, a flim that everyone across the board would NEVER be released in America has been greenlighted for a Hollywood makeover. It’s gonna suck, watch the original instead.


Memento (2000)
This movie took college movie theaters and arthouses all over the country by storm. So much so that Memento fans began to watch the film over and over again going so far as to keep journals of what happened so that they could string together all of the events in chronological order (not me). It got so crazy that there was a specail cut of the film made that went in chronological order that was screened for these fans in the Brattle Theater in Cambridge, MA. I was totally happy with the original version and didn’t need to delve any deeper into the story but to each his own.


The Boondock Saints (1999)
Troy Duffy burned a lot of bridges. Troy Duffy had his dream and completely fucked it up by being an asshole (see the film “Overnight” to understand what I’m talking about here). He was the Bostonian that went to California with a vision and ended up with the entire world at his feet just to go and fuck it all up in less than a year. This is his lone movie...the sequel has been coming for what’s going on seven years now. Damn shame, too...from what I heard “ The Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day” could’ve been a monster.


12 Monkeys (1996)
Terry Gilliam. Bruce Willis. Brad Pitt. Apocalyptic future saga adapted from the groundbreaking short film “La Jetee”. Film geek heaven.


Snatch (2000)
Guy Ritchie’s reup “Snatch” quickly became another hood staple...so much so that dudes began understanding British accents and didn’t need subtitles anymore buy the time “Gangster No. 1”, “Layer Cake”, “Essex Boys” and “Kidulthood” dropped. I’m still completely fuckin’ lost on Cockney rhyming slang, though.


The Way Of The Gun (2000)
The directorial debut of the acclaimed writer of “The Usual Suspects”, Christopher McQuarrie put his own personal stamp on this crime drama. There were no heroes in this film, only antagonists and protagonists. You didn’t have to worry about which character was more likable and the director/writer clearly didn’t take Q ratings into consideration when he made it. I guess that’s why it’s one of my favorite movies.


Ong Bak: Muy Thai Warrior (2003)
This film became a smash in Asia and it was the fastest selling DVD overseas in 2004...this was more than a year before any American company picked it up for distribution. I bought the DVD from Asia and I used to show it whoever came over the house. By 2005 (when it was officially released in the US), everyone in my neighborhood referred to catching a beatdown with the slang term “Ong Bak’d”. Flying knees and elbows plus no wires equals a hood classic. Tony Jaa (Panom Yeerum) has a chance to become the great action star of the 00’s (I love Jackie Chan and Jet Li but they’re both old as hell).

That’s the first twelve...expect the next twelve in a drop next month. Next up: The Essential Anime List Part 2: The Series’.

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Friday, November 2, 2007

The Champs Are Here AKA Boston Sports Report Part Seven

I’m well aware that people are sick of hearing about Boston sports teams (or Boston at all for that matter) but fuck it...I’m a Bostonian and I write this regular segment for all my New England area readers (and sport fans from all over) so here it is. Tonight, the Boston Celtics return to relevance in the sports world by debuting the new big three of Paul Pierce, Ray Allen and Kevin Garnett against the big three of the Washington Wizards (Gilbert Arenas, Antawn Jamison & Caron Butler) tonight @ 8PM in The Jungle (TD Banknorth Garden).


The old Big Three of Larry Bird, Kevin McHale and Robert Parish were three of the greatest players ever assembled (and ugliest according to Charles Barkley) so they don’t feel comfortable with the Big Three moniker (neither did Paul Pierce, Antoine Walker and Ricky Davis...and for good reason) so they want a different nickname. Unfortunately, the nicknames created for them...kinda suck big time. We have The PGA Tour, GPA, 3 The Hard Way, The Gang Of Three, KRP in Boston and Kevin Garnett suggested The Ceatles (uh...no).

Hopefully someone will come up with something fly after thjey fuck up the Wizards tonight. People that aren’t familiar with the squad don’t know anything about what Kendrick Perkins is capable of (why do you think the management kept him?) and they’re seriously sleeping on Rajon Rondo’s speed, defense and ability to push the tempo.

If they manage to gel early and stay healthy this team can get between 48-54 wins and win the Atlantic Division this season. If they make a good move around the All Star break they can make it to the Eastern Conference Finals. They’re one player away right now. I really like Glen Davis, Eddie House, Leon Powe, Tony Allen and James Posey off the bench. Hopefully, they’ll get lucky and have some hot streaks to offset those rough West Coast road trips.

The New England Patriots are treating the rest of the NFL like they’re playing a real game of Super Tecmo Bowl this season. Coach Belichick isn’t letting anyone breathe this season by going all out on every snap. He’s definitely heated at the world after the accusations came out that he was cheating. His solution? Every game he beats the other squad into submission using the “Get down or lay down!” mentality...once you’re down he makes sure he stomps you into the ground until you come out on the other side of the Earth. Many players and coaches in the NFL think he’s running up the score but I think it’s genius...here’s why.

The Patriots lost in the 2006 AFC Championship because they failed to put away the Indianapolis Colts, who came all the way back to beat them 38-34. On top of that, when you are trying to keep your team motivated and they’re blowing squads out by 3 touchdowns a game you need a device to keep them on top of their games. By pissing off the entire league EVERYONE is waiting for an opening, a weak moment or a sub par performance from the Patriots. Coach Belichick has made it so that this team has to play with it’s head on a collective swivel and stay mean 100% of the time. No quarter will be given and none will be spared. Say yes, say word.

This Sunday at 4:00 PM in Indianapolis, the Patriots will face the NFL Champion Colts and beat the shit out of them...I say the final score will be New England 41 Indianapolis 27. Someone’s getting injured, too...I can just feel it.If the Patriots pull this game off then they have a serious shot at running the table after their bye week and shutting up those old farts from the 1972 Miami Dolphins forever and ever, Amen.


The Boston Red Sox have come home from sweeping the Colorado Rockies and winning the franchises seventh overall World Series title and it’s second championship in four seasons. The homecoming parade was huge and the Red Sox organization is set up to compete for another one for at least the next three years. My ticket for the game where Clay Buccholz won his first major league game is now worth some cash (I will NOT put it on EBay). Pretty much all Sox fans have been doing is speculating who will and won’t be back next season as well as making new avi’s for our screenames. My favorites so far are the fake movie posters (here are some of my favorites below).

Jonathan Papelbon is everywhere I look right now..on Letterman, on ESPN, on QVC (?). I hope that this season will be like 2004 and winning will become contagious to every other sports team again..I never get sick of these parades, fam.



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Thursday, November 1, 2007

What's New In Dart's iPod #12 AKA North, South, East & West

Due to the fact that I had previously written this review and since I did another week passed, this will be a kind of double review post. I didn't have the time to write out full critiques as I am backed up like crazy right now so I'm going into the speed round on this one. I'm reviewing Witchdoctor's "Diary Of An American Witchdoctor", Jay-Z's "American Gangster", Undersea Fam's instrumental opus "Raw West Coast Future", Statik Selektah's "Spell My Name Right" and Cassidy's "B.A.R.S.". Here's the breakdown of my ratings system for all the new readers that ain't up on thangs:


Oh No! This CD is a drink coaster/table balancer/doorstop/gerbil/hamster room divider/frisbee/discus/makeshift shield/last ditch choice for a visor/alternate shuriken choice. Sell this shit to whoever is dumb enough to buy it from you.

Maeby (Maybe)! Depending on your own set of personal preferences you might like this joint. Give it a listen first to see if it's in your lane or not.

Mos Def! Cop the album when it drops...'Nuff said.

I'm not saying I'm number one. Oh, I'm sorry I lied. I'm number one, two, three, four AND five! © KRS One


I'm sure you've seen the promos that are running on Cartoon Network during Adult Swim for this album. EJ the Witchdoctor from the Dungeon Family got down with Kno and the CunninLynguists and released his first LP since the slept on "A S.W.A.T. Healing Ritual". Here's the rating and my favorite tracks below:

The Judgement:

Best Joints: "Suicide Bomber", "Spell On Them Hoes", "The Barrel", "Best Year", "King Of The Beasts", "Mercy"
Hot Garbage: N/A


The beatmaking/emcee collective Undersea Fam (Kas One, Medi-Cal & G Rocka) have all been included in my 50 Producers On MySpace That You Need To Hear Right Now list and now they have an instrumental album out. Here's my rating below:

The Judgement (for beatheads strictly):
Best Joints: Nuthin' but heat on here (36 joints and no track names)
Hot Garbage: N/A...buy it here.


Jay-Z saw the Ridley Scott film "American Gangster" early (who didn't?) and was moved to make another album. Did I like it as much as I did the movie? Find out below:

The Judgement:
Best Joints: "Pray", "American Dreamin'", "No Hook", "Roc Boys (And The Winner Is)", "Ignorant Shit 2007", "Sweet", "Say Hello", "Party Life" (borderline), "Fallin'", "Blue Magic (grew on me)", "Success", "American Gangster"
Hot Garbage: "Hello Brookyln (dammit Wayne!)", "I Know (should've been a Pharrel song...on a Pharrel album).


Statik Selektah told me that his album would have everybody on it...homie wasn't lying. If you made a list of your favorite rappers I would guarantee you that most of them made this project. AZ, Cormega, Styles, Jadakiss, Joell Ortiz, Termanology, Kool G Rap, KRS One, Royce Da 5'9", Slum Village and the list goes on. Check my rating and favorite tracks below:

The Judgement:
Best Joints: "Stop, Look & Listen", "6 In The Morning", "What Would You Do", "G-Shit", "Back Against The Wall", "Hardcore", "No Mistakes Allowed", "Big Dreamers", "No Holding Back", "Got Me Goin' (Hip Hop)", "Time To Say Goodbye"
Hot Garbage: N/A


Cassidy was easily one of my favorite up and coming emcees around 2002/3. He signed a deal with Swizz Beatz' Full Surface label and has delivered two lackluster albums and landed in the bing a couple of times...No wonder they call him "Tha Problem". Here's my quick review of his new project "B.A.R.S.":

The Judgement:
Best Joints: "B.A.R.S. Vs. Da Hustla", "Damn I Miss The Game", "Done 4 Me", "All By Myself", "Celebrate"
Hot Garbage: "My Drink N My 2 Step", "Where My Niggas At (where's the instrumental at?)", "I Will Never Tell (Uh Uh)", "I Pray", "Innocent Man (featuring Mark Morrison AKA Akon's dad)", "Cash Rulez", "Leanin' On The Lord (dammit Angie!)", "Take A Trip", "I Get My Paper" (Cassidy, pack your shit and get as far away from Swizz as you can if you value your career).

Late Passes (for doz dat slept...myself included):

Archetype-Bleed For Them

Vandalyzm-The Free EP

Gnotes-Rhymes & Beats

Esoteric (of 7L & Esoteric)-Egoclapper


Next time, I'll actually do some writing. Meanwhile, I gotta hustle to try to get a new laptop..hopefully I won't have to put the blog on hiatus again to do so. I'll keep you all posted if anything changes.


What I'm looking forward to reviewing once it leaks...I mean drops:







Let that bitch breathe! © Jay-Z

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