Thursday, June 28, 2007

It’s Draft Day (And No One’s Celebrating) AKA Boston Needs An Image Makeover




Today is June 28th, the day of the NBA Draft. In the Pacific Northwest, basketball fans are giddy because tonight they will receive a gift from the basketball gods. In Atlanta folk already got money earmarked for the brand new jerseys featuring the name of the new draft pick they’ll pick up tonight. In Memphis, they’re just gonna sit back and take whatever player falls into their laps at #4...but there is no joy in Boston, Mighty Casey has struck out (with a white girl).

Not only have we (the few, the proud) Boston Celtics fans have been in agony ever since the Draft Lottery (and we had just gotten over not getting Allen Iverson in a draft day trade last year!), but now hearing all over Fox Sports and ESPN that most of the proposed trades that would land us a superstar were shot down because Jermaine O’ Neal, Shawn Marion and Kevin Garnett didn’t want to play in Boston was a devastating blow. Whether it’s because of the same old reasons that people tend to think that Boston’s a racist town (not that shit again!) or just because of their recent past track record with players and their treatment (Antoine Walker’s entire career, fans asking for Paul Pierce’s head after the 2005 season ended, Ricky Davis being traded after not even 2 full seasons, etc.) or even their current state of disarray and ineptitude it all boils down to the same thing: the Celtics are not going to be significantly better after tonight is over unless a miracle happens.

If the Celtics can’t land another superstar to help Paul Pierce, the word around the campfire is that he wants to break North (or West). I honestly don’t blame him, if I were him I’d have little to no faith in Danny Ainge’s ability to provide some real help. The last time the Celtics were even competitive was the 2005 season when they won the Atlantic Division title...and that was because they had Paul Pierce, Antoine Walker and Ricky Davis as the big three (and Raef LaFrentz playing center...pure genius). Right after that season they let Toine bounce and traded Ricky Davis the next season...they’ve been mired in mediocrity ever since.

If you go back five years to the Summer of 2002 and track what’s happens to the Celtics since they appeared in the Eastern Conference Finals and how the management has hamstrung this team and every turn, you wouldn’t want to come here and play, either. Listening to WEEI Sports Radio sometimes makes me want to take public transportation over to the station so I can personally fly some heads most of the time. The print media can be just as if not more critical, and don’t get me started on the fans themselves! With all that being said, Boston/New England sports fans are some of the most die hard, supportive, and knowledgeable sports fans in the country...they know when you’re not making the effort and they don’t stand for management failing to produce a winning team here.

Tonight, the Boston Celtics who can’t seem to acquire marquee help through a pre draft trade and can’t get anyone to take the 5th pick from them for any assets they want (as least at the time I’m writing/posting this) look like they be forced to make a pick. The leading 2007 NBA Draft candidates to be picked by the Boston Celtics at #5 are:


Yi Jianlian 7’0 245 PF/SF China


Corey Brewer 6’8 190 PG/SG/SF Florida


Jeff Green 6’9 230 SF Georgetown


Joakim Noah 6’11 230 SF/PF Florida

I’m not extremely excited about any of these cats (even though they're all excellent players) due to the fact that I’ve already spent the past three seasons watching draft picks “develop” and I’m not really looking forward to doing it again. Joakim Noah has moved up the Celtics draft board in recent weeks and the Celtics are also looking to trade down and take Al Thorton of Florida State.

Yi Jianlian seems to be the leading draft candidate and he is a complete unknown. I saw Al Jefferson play in high school and ABCD Camp and I saw Kedrick Perkins play in the same camps and summer leagues against top competion. I’ve only seen Yi face real comp twice, and they were kids (?), too. On top of that, how old is Yi really? I’ve been hearing about him since 2003, which would have made him anywhere between 15 and 19. Danny Ainge has been to see him play in China several times and raves about his talent (keep in mind this is the same man who traded for Raef LaFrentz, Dan Dickau and Theo Ratliff, signed Brian Scalabrine as a free agent and wanted to draft Robert Swift)...that doesn’t put my mind at ease AT ALL.

The NBA Draft is already a big ass crap shoot and in recent years while we’ve been lucky to draft a bunch of attractive assets and trade bait that contribute to our team we are far from getting anther frachise player that can help this team become relevant again. After tonights draft we have to wait again to be in a situation where we can land that potential franchise superstar. Who knows? Yi Jianlian might become that player (though I highly doubt it). We’ll all see how it all pans out tonight and all Summer long.

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Friday, June 22, 2007

Beware The Summer Blockbuster! AKA Dartflix Edition #18


There are few things that I dread more than the coming of the summer blockbusters. Don’t get me wrong, I realize that without these huge event films that generate massive buzz and excitement that actually compel people to get off of their couches and put their asses in those seats there would be no film industry at all. I just wish that these same films were of a higher quality content wise as well as visually so they would have a better balance to their overall entertainment value.

I often get e-mails from readers wondering why I actually don’t write more about Hip Hop...well, the reason is because most of the blogs I read regularly usually talk about all of the indie/underground Hip Hop albums that I would be writing about. Why should I go on and on about Buff 1, Phat Kat, Black Milk, Evidence, Blue Scholars, J. Medeiros, Marco, Talib Kweli, Big City, Pharoah Monche, and Consequence when everyone already is? What can I say about the upcoming Kanye West and Common LP’s that everyone else already hasn’t? I’ve been on AllHipHop.com (it’s back!) and Okayplayer.com and seen what they all said....when the world zigs, I zag (this is also why I inherently dread movies that most people tend to gravitate to like mindless drones).

That being said, I just see this upcoming Transformers CGI/live action mashup as nothing more than Independence Day/Armageddon 2007...and we know how good those flicks were! I just see a bunch of CGI, explosions and stunts...and that’s it. I expect there to be zero depth, and so do the people going to the theater. That’s the reason they’re called “popcorn movies”, you remember thae action sequences and maybe one or two lines, but if you saw it again you’d catch a bunch of stuff you missed the first time because you were just along for the ride and not focusing on the film and hanging on every single line of dialogue. Just watch and forget it (well, most of it anyways) then when it comes out for rental , watch it again.

There will be several big films coming out (and currently playing) this summer, such as Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer, Transformers: The Movie, Live Free Or Die Hard, 1408, Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix, The Simpsons Movie, The Bourne Ultimatum, and Rush Hour 3. These are the movies that the studios have been waiting to release because these are their prestige pieces that will allow them to make the money necessary to stay afloat and in turn make more films of all kinds. This is why they’re necessary. I’m looking forward to the release of quite a few smaller films this Summer that I’ve been hearing about at all of the 2007 film festivals, moreso because shortly after their theater runs are over they’ll be available for rent or purchase (as will a lot of these studio films that are gonna catch a cinderblock).

I hope that the film industry has a great summer in 2007, I also hope that all of the indie films that are cutting edge and ground breaking get deals and distribution soon as well. Independent films are to the film industry are sort of like what independent Hip Hop is to the Rap industry...although, the percentage of good studio films versus good major label Rap albums is MUCH higher.

Quick note to the American distributors of Cory Yuen’s flick “D.O.A.: Dead Or Alive”, if the film is available for sale on DVD a full three weeks before it’s supposed to be released in theaters...chances are it’s gonna TANK at the box office. Big surprise...dickheads. Now onto the movie stuff!

Dart’s Top Ten Trailers Of The Rest Of June (6/16/07-6/30/07):

American Gangster
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0765429/trailers

30 Days Of Night
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0389722/trailers

Halloween
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0373883/trailers

You Kill Me
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0796375/trailers

Fido
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0457572/trailers

Protege (Moon to)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0841150/trailers

I Know Who Killed Me
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0897361/trailers

D-War
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372873/trailers

Transformers
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0418279/trailers

Dynamite Warrior (Khon Fai Bin)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0963915/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bnd1XwQ5eg


Dart’s Top Ten Late Film Trailers Of The Rest Of June (6/16/07-6/30/07):

No Country For Old Men (USA)
http://latefilm.com/no-country-for-old-men-trailer

The City Of Violence (KOR)
http://latefilm.com/the-city-of-violence-trailer

Sukiyaki Western Django (JPN)
http://latefilm.com/sukiyaki-western-django-trailer

Exiled (HK)
http://latefilm.com/exiled-trailer

Flash Point (HK)
http://latefilm.com/flash-point-trailer

The Humanist (KOR)
http://latefilm.com/humanist-trailer

The Vanguard (UK)
http://latefilm.com/the-vanguard-trailer

Shutter (JPN)
http://latefilm.com/shutter-trailer

Perth (Singapore)
http://latefilm.com/perth-trailer

Black Sheep (NZ)
http://latefilm.com/black-sheep-trailer

Dart’s Director Spotlight recipient for June: Seung-wan Ryoo
Unfortunately, the director of spectacular films like The City Of Violence's movies aren’t yet available for rent in the US..Don’t wanna wait months for them to get an American distributor (like Dragon Dynasty)? They got ‘em for cheap:
http://shop.hkdvdstore.com/product_info.php/products_id/24614
http://shop.hkdvdstore.com/product_info.php/products_id/26116
http://shop.hkdvdstore.com/product_info.php/products_id/25202

Dart's June Independent Movie Of The Month:
Finishing The Game Directed by Justin Lin
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0843850/

This film from the director of Better Luck Tomorrow and The Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Drift is a comedy examining how the studios went about looking for a replacement for Bruce Lee following his sudden death. Check out a clip below and watch for it coming to a theater near you soon.



Add this film’s myspace profile here:
http://www.myspace.com/finishingthegame

Here are some of my rental recommendations (and early adds) from Netflix:
Zodiac
Home Of The Brave
Slow Burn
The Host
Premonition
Nomad
Reign Over Me
The Lookout
Factory Girl
The Last Sin Eater
Black Snake Moan
Behind The Mask: The Rise Of Leslie Vernon
Reign Over Me
The Last Mimzy
The Reaping
The Hoax
Vacancy
Hot Fuzz
300
Heroes: Season 1 (series)
Phantom Of The Paradise (Brian DePalma classic!)
The Falcon & The Snowman (classic)
Easy Rider (classic)
Kagemusha
Sword Of Doom
Twilight Samurai
Code 46
Dallas 362
Requiem For A Dream
Thumbsucker
The Believer
The United States Of Leland
Igby Goes Down
Morvern Callar
Narc
Ghost World
Dirty
Irreversible
Melvin Goes To Dinner
Youth Of The Beast (Seijun Suzuki)
Action (Series)
Greg The Bunny (series)
Dinner For Five (series)
Tilt (series)
Captain Herlock (anime series)
Star Blazers (anime series)
Lost In La Mancha
The Cooler
Dirty Pretty Things
Phone Booth
The Thin Red Line
Brotherhood Of The Wolf
Enemy At The Gates
Mystery Science Theatre 3000 (series)
The US vs. John Lennon
Beowulf & Grendel
The Last Kiss
Fall
Damage
Raising Victor Vargas
Kids
Wassup Rockers

What the future holds for comic book/video game films:

30 Days Of Night
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0389722/

Luke Cage
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0401601/

The Incredible Hulk
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0800080/

Captain America
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0458339/

The Mighty Thor
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0800369/

Avengers
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0848228/

Ronin
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/film/news/e3i9ebf2d8ce6fd1e26f0c2fcd7f3b1d51a

Sin City 2
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0458481/

Justice League
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0974015/

Halo
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0464037/

Gears Of War
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0990406/

God Of War
http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3157901

Dart’s Picks:
Harsh Times-This movie was delayed due to the fact that the lead character (who isn’t a saint) applied for a job to the Department Of Homeland Security and got hired...Huh? This movie is a continuation of the world that writer Dayid Ayer created in Training Day (he also directs). This is a multi layered character study and the trailer misleads you into thinking it’s just “Training Day 1.5”...not even close. Peep it for yourself.

Alpha Dog-I slept on this flick for a minute..It had Justin Timberlake and Fernando Vargas in it for God's sake! But it was made by a good screenwriter and director (Nick Cassavetes) and had a bunch of other indie stars in it (Dominique Swain, Emile Hirsch, Shawn Hatosy & Ben Foster) and appearances from veteran actors Bruce Willis, Sharon Stone and Alex Kingston so I decided to give it a chance after all. This movie pretty much laid it out and explained why some of our rigid laws that have been created to punish offenders also end up getting some people killed in the process. We also need to begin paying close attention to our children...Damn.

10 Items Or Less- This small dialogue driven indie film features no explosions, no blood and no nudity and it was well under 90 minutes. Well written and well acted...you can’t go wrong with Morgan Freeman. This is the story of a famous actor who leaves the game alone for four years and is thinking about coming back to do an indie film. While researching for his role, he befriends a girl who works at a supermarket in the 10 Items Or Less line. Check it out.

Cocaine Cowboys-If you haven’t seen this stunning documentary about the Medellin drug cartel and the men that smuggled their product in yet then honestly I don’t know what to tell you. Rent it now.

Dead Man’s Shoes-This movie proved that you don’t have to have a big budget to convey despair and fear and have it come across to the viewer. Paddy Considine and his friends create a simple story of revenge with a twist that made me think about buying another bullshit camera and writing a script.

Pusher 3: I Am The Angel Of Death-T he final film of Nicholas Winding Refn's Pusher trilogy is quite a way to close the franchise out. Drug dealing is not the glitzy job it's usually portrayed as being...it's largely a bunch of drama and deals gone wrong. The only character with a big part in all three films, Milos, is featured. It's the day of his daughter's 25th birthday party/graduation/engagement party as well of the day he receives a shipment of the wrong drugs from his supplier...he's in a time crunch. How can he deal with both business and family issues on the same stressful day? You'll see (See Pusher and Pusher 2 first, though.)

Dart’s WTF/Watch This Bullshit At Your Own Risk Award:
Transformers: The Movie- I have lower expectations for this film then an unconscious Verne Troyer. My 18 year old brother jokes it’s because Optimus Prime has a mouth, but the truth is that I have VERY LITTLE trust in Hollywood summer blockbusters (as you read about above).

The Good Shepherd- I want that 3 hours of my life back now...I’d rather just have read the script, thank you very much. This bored ME...that’s saying a lot (I watch Apocalypse Now Redux for FUN). It was like the Brown Bunny (original version) but without the blow job at the end. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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Thursday, June 21, 2007

Revenge Of The 80’s presents Hanna Barbera’s World Of Super Adventure

















We all remember turning on the TV early in the morning to that UHF channel that played the morning cartoons either before we went to school or in the morning on the weekends and waiting for that famous show to start up, Hanna Barbera’s World Of Super Adventure. The show was basically a compilation show/mash up of several series’ that Hanna Barbera produced in the late 60’s, some more loved by viewers than others. The show, for some odd reason was shown in a variety of different formats throughout the 80’s. It was broken down into days of the week where certain segments would come on like Force Five did, or it would run through a whole series’ segments and then switch to the next show like Robotech did, or it would just show random shows but never the same show two days in a row...this one was the most confusing. You’d turn on the show and wait to see which show’s coming on and see this leader card on the screen:

“Noooooo!” “Shit! Turn it to Speed Racer instead!” The next day would go much better, though: "Word! The Herculoids!"

World Of Super Adventure was comprised of the following shows: Birdman and the Galaxy Trio, Space Ghost and Dino Boy, Fantastic Four, Moby Dick and the Mighty Mightor, The Herculoids, Shazzan and Frankenstein, Jr. and The Impossibles. All of these were formatted together in thisone supershow and it premiered in syndication in the Fall of 1980. Some shows received considerably more love than others, leading to segments from the Birdman/Galaxy Trio show, The Herculoids, Space Ghost, Fantastic Four, and Shazzan to become runaway favorites. The show became so popular and drew such high ratings that new shows soon went into production for The Herculoids, Space Ghost (minus Dino Boy), and the Fantastic Four.

At school we used to pretend to be these characters at recess, it was a switch up from playing “Space” (which got old real quick because EVERYBODY wanted to be Boomer and Commander Tigh from Battlestar Galactica (in the old Galactica they were both brothers with big ass afros, now they're a hot Asian female Cylon (?) and a drunk bald White Cylon (??) respectively)...no one wanted to be Lando Calrissian because he was a snitch who got Han Solo froze in carbonite plus stole his Millennium Falcon). The girls could be Invisible Woman, Gravity Girl, or Tarra and the boys would pretend to fly around and shoot beams from their fists or fake like they’re shooting energy rocks from slingshots while siccing invisible Herculoids at folks...It was truly a sight to behold.

Birdman was accompanied by segments from the Galaxy Trio, whose ranks included team leader Vapor Man who had the power to turn to gas, Meteor Man who could grow himself or his limbs individually to gain super strength and Gravity Girl had the power of telekinesis and she could degravitize anything she wanted. They all worked for the Galaxy Patrol and they used to patrol space in their ship, Condor One.

Space Ghost lived on the Ghost Planet patrolling space with his teenage sidekicks Jan and Jace with their pet monkey blip. We all remember Space Ghost turning invisible and shooting shit up by touching buttons on the power bands on his forearms for different beams (I swear there were only six buttons but he had a beam for every situation...he was worse than Batman and his bullshit Utility Belt). The Dino Boy segments were suspect...especially at the beginning when they're riding around on that dinosaur (below)...no comment.

The Herculoids (who inspired Kool Herc’s group name the Herculords) were a kind of extra gully space gang/family that lived on a distant planet that they had become the sworn defenders of. For whatever reason, shit used always jump off there and they’d finish it. They consisted of a human family, the father Zandor, the mother Tarra and the son Dorno. They all had slingshots and they used these energy rocks for ammo. I didn’t understand why the son called his parents by their names in the original series, as a kid I thought they were Jehovah Witnesses because I heard The Jacksons called their father by his first name..I soon found out that wasn’t the case with most Jehovah Witnesses when I asked some that showed up at my door as a kid “Why do y’all call your parents by their real names?”. I then understood that the Jacksons were just plain weird. In 1981, they were given a new series and Dorno called them "Mom" and "Dad"...I guess other kids were scratching their heads on that one as well.

The three humans used to roll with (and ride around on) alien creatures named Tundro, a big ass rhino like creature with a horn/cannon that shot out the same energy rocks that the family used as slingshot ammo, Zok an huge space dragon that Zandor used to ride that could fly, breathe fire and shoot beams from his eyes and tail simultaneously. Igoo, a huge gorilla made of stone that would run up on fools and beat their asses with his bare hands and two schmoo like creatures called Gloop and Gleep that pretty much rolled with Dorno. That had so much firepower that their episodes were usually under 10 minutes.

Shazzan was the story of two siblings named Chuck and Nancy who found two rings that when joined together called a powerful genie named Shazzan. They were given a flying camel named Kaboobie, a magic rope and a cloak of invisibility by Shazzan and they searched the world for the rings rightful owners. Every so often, beef would jump off and Chuck and Nancy who touch halves of their rings and Shazzan would appear out of nowhere and regulate. Shazzan would do some elaborate stuff when he could just put ‘em away real quick, too. Made for some interesting viewing.

Moby Dick sucked but the best thing about it was the Mighty Mightor segments from that show. Mightor was a masked superhero caveman (?) with a sidekick dinosaur and a magic club. Frankenstein Jr. and The Impossibles just meant that we turn the channel and catch either Speed Racer or Thundercats before Space Harlock and The Queen Of A Thousand Years came on (that deserves a whole other post of it’s own).

Of course, we can't leave out the old school Fantastic Four series! This show is to thank for the classic underground Hip Hop album "Operation: Doomsday" by MF Doom. All of those sampled show segments, sound effects, theme music and score appear in numerous Doom beats (if you own any of his Special Herbs beat CD's you know exactly what I mean). People have already began raiding the old Spider Man & His Amazing Friends episodes for similar sounds, but Doom beat them all to that, too.

The popularity of these shows and the effect of them on our generation led to the heads at Williams Street going back and ressurecting some of these characters and their enemies to incorporate them in shows like Space Ghost Coast To Coast, The Brak Show, and Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law. On July 17th, DVD’s featuring the complete series’ of Space Ghost and Birdman are both being released by Hanna Barbera. To obtain episodes of any of these other shows (or any other old school shows for that matter), try here or here

Those looking for old screen captures of these shows individual episodes hit up this spot

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Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Mommy, What's A Backpacker? AKA What The Hell Is A Cannibal Ox?

If you've ever been on a music related messageboard before or on in a hip hop thread you've seen the word, if you've ever heard the word/term used as a description or a derogatory term (i.e. Fuck you fake ass bitch Lupe Fiasco lovin' niggas! Y'all need to take that backpack bullshit back to the surburbs and listen to some real shit like Young Jeezy!) and wondered what the hell it meant or even where it came from, I'll explain it to you in the following blog. This blog is about not just where the term came from but its also about the grand Kansas City Shuffle executed by the government approving the Telecommunications Act and Viacom, Emmis Communications and Clearchannel in the roles of The Boss, The Rabbi, Mr. Goodkat and Slevin Kelevra (If you haven't yet seen "Lucky Number Slevin" do so...it will all make perfect sense then).

Let us begin....at the beginning. There was a time when if you didn't at least make a effort to speak about issues or put a conscious cut on your album you were clowned incessantly (Ask LL Cool J or any kid that rocked in African medallion back in the day for the same reason). At one point being afrocentric or conscious was mainstream. That changed over time and we entered the 90s. 1990 was a transition year and hip hop was searching for a new direction. 1991 brought that direction, style and a bunch of new talent to the forefront (along with mad classic albums). Everything fell into place the following year, though.

After 1991 brought the hip hop world a new influx of hip hop groups, style changes and classic albums, 1992 turned into what was called The Year Of The Underground by most hip hop publications (especially The Source). That year Das Efx, Redman, EPMD, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Pete Rock & C.L. Smooth, Black Sheep, The UMCs, Fu-Schnickens, Cypress Hill, House Of Pain, Del The Funkee Homosapien, Mobb Deep, UGK, Common, 2Pac, Diamond, The Pharcyde, etc. all came out and either did big numbers, made a classic LP/single and/or dominated the charts...plus, they all were different.

Some were super lyrical, some just spit party rhymes. They were diverse in their styles and influences, some wore crazy ass clothes, others rocked work gear, hoodies, BDUs and Timberlands most of the time...some rhymed about space age shit and others came up with straight up street tales, others spit battle rhymes. It didn't matter what approach they took to the music or where they were from....they were all regarded as hip hoppers/rappers....oh yeah, a lot of them often rocked backpacks.

Whether it was Grand Puba (who popularized the look in his lead single and video for his 1st solo LP "Reel To Reel"), Leaders Of The New School, Das Efx, Black Sheep, Redman, Black Moon, Ruff House Survivers (who had a single called Check Da Backpack), Mobb Deep or Onyx, heads used to rock backpacks from the corniest to the grimiest. You could keep all your shit in 'em! Your rhyme book, your black book (for graf), your contact information, your weed, guns, knives, pens, money, whatever! Rockin' a backpack wasn't an issue at all...Hip Hop also began invading the mainstream, moving units and becoming more and more popular with the youth across the board (Mostly industry fallout due to the crossover appeal of Dr. Dre's dominant release "The Chronic Album").

It began seeping into MTV's regular video rotation and taking spins away from rock videos, eventually MTV began to mix urban music videos in with their regular rotation of mostly rock music due to the surging popularity of Yo! MTV Raps. Hip Hop was on the rise creatively, musically and influence wise. 1992 also kicked off what would be later regarded as the Second Golden Age Of Hip Hop....it would last until 1996...What does tall of this shit have to do with backpackers now? I'm getting there!

In 1993, Wu Tang Clan (RZA, GZA, Ol Dirty Bastard, Raekwon The Chef, Ghostface Killah, U God, Masta Killa, Inspectah Deck, & Method Man), Boot Camp Click (Black Moon, Smif N Wessun, Heltah Skeltah & O.G.C.), Tha Alkaholiks and the Likwit Crew (King Tee, Lootpack (Madlib, Wildchild & DJ Romes) and Defari), Hieroglyphics Crew (Del The Funkee Homosapien, Souls Of Mischief, Extra Prolific, and Casual), The Beatnuts, Onyx, E-40, Snoop Dogg and The Roots all hit the hip hop scene hard. These names are legendary in the hip hop industry now and are extremely influential even to this day. A long ass list of seminal hip hop albums and classic releases was to come over the next 4 or 5 years so I'll skip around liberally.

In 1994, Notorious B.I.G.'s "Ready To Die", Nas' "Illmatic", Jeru Tha Damaja's "The Sun Rises In The East", OutKast's "Southernplayalisticadillacmusik", and Bone Thugs N Harmony's "Creepin On A Come Up" EP were all released. In 1995, Mobb Deep released "The Infamous", The Dogg Pound's "Dog Food " dropped, Raekwon released "Only Built 4 Cuban Linx" and GZA released "Liquid Swords". In 1996, Jay-Z released "Reasonable Doubt" while Ghostface Killah's "Ironman", Busta Rhymes "The Coming", Lil Kim's "Hard Core" and The Fugees' "The Score" dropped...

The radio was playing all of these artists' material and their videos were getting burn on MTV and BET. The South wasn't represented very well in the mainstream and on the radio...weirder still, Southern artists were moving more units INDEPENDENTLY and properly using their channels of distribution and marketing QUIETLY FOR YEARS! A Southern rapper/group could sell 100,000-300,000 by word of mouth, shows and creating a buzz so large that it locked down whole regions of the country....no videos, little or no radio airplay. The thing was that while Hip Hop was extremely inventive, ground breaking and influential to pop culture...IT WASN'T SELLING VERY WELL. If you think I'm joking go find a list of classic Hip Hop albums from 1986-1996 and look up how many units they sold. I was shocked to find out that albums like K-Solos classic LP "Tell The World My Name" from 1990 only sold 81,000+ units! This album had 2 major hits and 3 singles, Spellbound, Your Moms Is In My Business and Fugitive.

If you continue to check on the sales figures of some of the most lauded and universally loved rap/hip hop albums you be shocked to find out that between 90-95% of them caught a brick (which is why they can be found on blogs all over the internet because they're out of print)! Right around the end of 1996, the industry had to go into a different direction or there would be trouble for the music industry...or so they say.

In 1996, the Telecommunications Act was passed. This allowed larger companies to go and buy independent radio stations and put them under their umbrella. The companies that benefited the most from this were Emmis Communications and Clearchannel. Soon there were chain radio stations in effect across the country. Next, record labels began to trim the fat and whole labels folded and several acts that were prominent before 1996 either became dropped from their labels or they experienced diminished roles of importance in the industry. Artists such as Large Professor, who was signed by Geffen years before and was seen as a landmark signing at the time...until they realized that he wasn't ever going to move a lot of units...they shelved his album and released him from his deal immediately. Right around this time a division in the industry began to happen...by 1997, it would be completed.

The division was mainly between the normally underground/gutter/grimy and conscious hip hop heads and the artists that rhymed about material wealth and the like. A rift had already formed between artist such as Notorious B.I.G. and members of the Bad Boy camp or associates of B.I.G. and Jeru Tha Damaja, O.G.C. and even Ghostface Killah, Raekwon and Nas. Jay-Z dropped Reasonable Doubt and made rhyming about wealth, extravagance and hustling seem so fly that between B.I.G. and Jay Z, they spawned a LEGION OF BITERS!!! None of them took into account that Jay-Z and B.I.G. were two of the greatest lyricists of all times and that attributed to the music being so appealing...they figured If I name drop Gucci, Versace, Donna Karan, DKNY, etc. and rhyme about selling crack, I'll BLOW UP!

On the other side of things, 2Pac, who first burst on the scene with Digital Underground and dropped his first album "2Pacalypse Now" back in 1992 (check the sales numbers!) had become a veritable superstar in his own right. He dropped "Strictly For My N.I.G.G.A.Z" in 1993 before being incarcerated and was released to drop the double album "Me Against The World " to huge sales and much fanfare. The same went for his next album "All Eyez On Me". 2Pac had a SERIOUS beef with B.I.G. (that involved factors other than just music...even though he admitted to using it to move more units to some journalists such as Danyel Smith and Dream Hampton. 2Pac was a giant in the industry as was B.I.G...his sophomore album was set to come out as well as Bad Boy's "Hell Up In Harlem" starring Puff Daddy & The Family..a crew of young upstart emcees that Puffy signed strictly off of the strength that they got to be on the same label as B.I.G.

The mainstream and hip hop media wrote story after story, feature after feature about the East Coast/West Coast Beef. Sales shot up, media coverage increased...very few noticed the Willie Lynch theory being put into action and played into it entirely. 2Pac had readied a few projects as well, looking to get out of his 7 album deal with Death Row early...he recorded non stop. Ultimately, one fateful night 10 years ago....2Pac was gunned down before he got to put the finishing touch on his 3 part Makaveli series and his "One Nation" LP that would have finished off his Death Row deal and made him a free agent again. Tensions increased and much animosity was sent towards the Bad Boy camp and especially Puff Daddy and Notorious B.I.G....2Pacs first Makaveli project dropped posthumously and did HUGE numbers...it still sells to this day.

The radio has changed completely by 1997, as did MTV and BET...MTV switched their former format of mixing independent music, college radio favorites and hip hop/urban videos along with rock ones...They introduced a new flagship show called Total Request Live AKA TRL. The era of Grunge/Alternative Rock had also come to an end just as the Second Golden Age Of Hip Hop had...Record labels instead looked to sign the next big thing. Pop music made a HUGE comeback. Boy bands, girl groups and teen acts were tested with the public and MTV's TRL became a testing market/showcase to the teenybopper consumers that it was attracting...Ratings went through the roof for MTV after they introduced a new countdown show that launched the careers of NSync, The BackStreet Boys, 98º, The Spice Girls, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson, Mandy Moore and a host of other pop acts...Sales were up and the industry was back!

Hip hop labels and execs knew what direction they had to take to get sales up..Notorious B.I.G. was about to drop his sophomore album Life After Death and that would set the stage for everything...until tragedy struck ONCE AGAIN. The Notorious B.I.G. was gunned down in California before his album was released. This sent a ripple effect throughout the industry. Notorious B.I.G.s sophomore album dropped and did HUGE NUMBERS...sense a pattern here, people? After B.I.G.s passing, a hurt Puff Daddy threw himself into his work and re-recreated his Hell Up In Harlem project into No Way Out. The album was released after some largely successful singles and did HUGE NUMBERS.

Jay-Z released In My Lifetime Vol.1 as was seen as the next to become King Of New York. They even crossed over into mainstream radio. Record labels also discovered that if they signed southern artists that they could make noise in the industry as well. Think for a moment...if you sell 100,000-300,000 units WITHOUT A VIDEO, RADIO AIRPLAY OR NATIONWIDE DISTRIBUTION, how many units would you move WITH THEM? No Limit Records, Suave House Records and later Cash Money Records would change the face of the music industry forever continuing the legacy that Houston's Rap A Lot Records had laid down.

With the shift in the hip hop industry that happened in 1996/7, the underground became its own separate entity as opposed to just being a part of the larger hip hop diaspora. These emcees and groups refused to emulate the jiggy/shiny suit/cash flow/thug/mafioso/hustler image that was blowing up all over the radio at the time. Groups that were once juggernauts, such as Wu Tang Clan, Boot Camp Clik, and even Bone Thugs N Harmony began to experience a decrease in popularity, and in airplay, video play after releasing their 1997 albums. The industry has shifted...Two thrones were now vacant, and EVERYONE was rushing to fill them. There were Biggie and Pac imitators everywhere. Independent distributors like Fat Beats Records, Sandbox Automatic, and many others began to specialize in putting out independent vinyl releases made by groups that were played on college radio and circulated on underground mixtapes.

Indie labels like Solesides, Stones Throw, Rawkus, Fondle Em, Raw Shack, Bomb Hip Hop, Hydra and Brick began to release singles that attracted many fans that were turned off by the rap now getting spins on the radio. They began to utilize the internet to sell this underground music and make it possible to listen to it all over the world. Heads would log on to 88HipHop.com, Duckdown.com, Rawkus.com, HipHopSite.com, UndergroundHipHop.com and SandboxAutomatic.com to hear the latest J Live, Company Flow, Hieroglyphics, Sir Menelik, Mos Def and Latryx joints that they couldn't hear on the radio where they lived or purchase the music that they heard on college radio but didnt have a place to buy it. Long story short, THE BACKPACKER WAS BORN!!!


By 1998, Def Jam had found the formula to make hits again and released DMX, Ja Rule, Method Man, Redman, and Jay-Z albums that made serious noise. Along with the Cash Money Records roster, No Limit Records roster, Roc A Fella Records and Lauryn Hills The Miseducation Of Lauryn Hill. Rap music had made HUGE inroads into pop culture and once Def Jam sent the Survival Of The Illest Tour and Hard Knock Life Tour out and they were highly successful and without any incidents of violence in small and large venues. This occurrence opened the floodgates for major hip hop tours to play to huge arenas again. This also put the nail in the coffin for the Underground to ever join the Mainstream rap scene again. A hip hop Civil War has been going on ever since.

If you were born in the late 70's or the early 80's you are already aware of everything that I broke down above, if you were born afterwards, you might possibly consider Lupe Fiasco to be a "backpacker"/"backpack rapper". This term can be used as an adjective or a derogatory term given the context. It makes me laugh, really. None of the people that use this term realize that its all basically the product of a perfectly executed plan to remove the creativity, lyricism, fun and consciousness from mainstream rap. The Willie Lynch theory was once again put into effect. Conscious vs. Material. Hustlers vs. Emcees. Underground vs. Mainstream. Crunk vs. Hyphy. Reggaeton vs. Grime. Old vs. Young....Yes, indeed.

So think about the next time you see or hear someone use the term backpacker and think about the events that happened in the past that started 10 years that brought this term into creation and common usage. Keep in mind that mainstream rap is ONCE AGAIN at a crossroads and experiencing a drought as far as appeal, influence and sales numbers are concerned. MTV doesn't even CARE about Rap or Hip Hop right now and they seem to be distancing themselves from it. What chain of events will happen next that will cause someone else to be writing another blog 10 years from now recounting how the Hip Hop industry got to be the was it is in 2016 going into 2017?

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Originally posted on AllHipHop.com and my Myspace blog on September 15th, 2006 after users on AllHipHop kept on sending me PM's asking me to define what a "backpacker" was and why everyone on the IC (Ill Community) seemed to hate them with a passion. Original blogs will continue tomorrow and be posted up through the end of the month.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

70’s and Early 80’s Babies Stand Up! AKA Takin’ You Back In Time Like A Plutonium Powered DeLorean With A Flux Capacitor

Here is a collection of old school cartoon intros from the early to mid 80’s that us 70’s babies and early 80’s babies with older siblings may have watched or barely even remember watching back in the days. This is what me and Buc did all yesterday (Bunker Hill Day is a holiday in Boston and surrounding towns in MA so everybody had the day off), we went on YouTube saying "I wonder if this is on YouTube?" and hours later we were elbow deep in old clips and trailers. This is just a teaser leading up to the new Revenge Of The 80’s post this Thursday. Reminisce and enjoy:




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P.S.C. (What Does It Mean?) AKA Boston Sports Report Part Four





Today is June 19th and Red Sox currently have a 8 game lead over the Yankees and they are still the possessors of the best record in MLB at 44-25 through 69 games. The Red Sox have been hovering at just above .500 over the last 15 contests and the Yankees have won 12 of their last 15 to close the gap from 13.5 games to 8 as the Yankees were idle last night due to an off day. The Red Sox just came off of a 3 game sweep of the San Francisco Giants (I bet you Jeff Chang was pissed!), but dropped the first game in the series against the Atlanta Braves in Atlanta last night.

The biggest stories of the San Fransisco series were having Dave Roberts return to Fenway and receiving a heroes welcome for his contributions to the 2004 World Series title run and Barry Bonds making his first ever visit to Fenway Park after his comments about Boston being a racist town no Black player would want play in (actually, for years it WAS) and the black cloud of suspicion concerning Bonds using performance enhancing drugs (which he’s NEVER tested positive for) concerning him closing in on the most hallowed of baseball's records. Seeing fans boo Bonds incessantly left me with mixed feelings, here we have the greatest player in baseball history since Hank Aaron and Willie Mays in historic Fenway Park...let’s boo him! I wasn’t feeling it all that much.

It was great to see that the fans still appreciate Dave Roberts, though. That should have old Barry that Boston isn’t the city he thought it was, either. The thing is that Bonds got his stories from old timers, including his father, Willie Mays, his godfather and their peers and friends. There were NO black former Red Sox to convince them things were different seeing as it took 12 years after baseball’s integration in 1959 to acquire a Black player in Pumpsie Green...and he was a utility man, not a starter. For info about how it is for a Black player in Boston all he has to do is ask teammate Dave Roberts to get it directly from the horses mouth. No such luck for players back in the days.

Wit all that being said, the series came and went pretty quickly behind three solid outings from pitchers Julian “Apache Chief” (upgraded from “Aquaman”) Tavarez, Daisuke “Dice-K” Matsuzaka and Tim Wakefield and great bullpen work from Hideki Okajima, Johnathan Papelbon and Joel Pineiro. Manny Ramirez, David Ortiz, J.D. Drew, Kevin Youkilis and Dustin Pedroia all had hot bats in this series and it was topped off by Barry Bonds hitting number 748 to a smattering of boos and cheers. Even though Bonds took Wake yard, it was cool that it happened and even better that Wake pitched to him and not around him. Now all those people in attendance can say that they witnessed history firsthand.

Hopefully, the Sox bats will wake up and Mike Lowell, Julio Lugo and Joey Cora will break out of their slumps. Having Big Papi sit out last night also didn’t help as Curt Schilling just didn’t have it last night...his fastball topped out at only 91 MPH and his location was suspect all night. It might be the after effects of him pitching a full 9 innings last week but it just could’ve been a bad night.At least Coco Crisp showed some signs that he's coming out of his slump by having 4 hits and HR's.

Tonight the Sox take on the Braves again as Sox ace Josh Beckett (9-1 3.39 ERA) goes up against Tim Hudson (6-4 3.25 ERA). They Sox need these two games to keep pace against the surging Yankees (now Sox fans, admit to yourselves, this is a lot more fun now that the Yankees have finally woken up, isn’t it?).

The Patriots are back at work as new acquisitions Adalius Thomas, Brandon Meriweather, Donte Stallworth (#18)and Randy Moss (#6) are all getting acquainted with each other and the new offense. Once they REALLY start working the Patriots are going to be a formidable foe in the AFC once again. I don’t think I’ll ever get used to writing about the Patriots like they’re a traditional power even though they’ve been in the playoffs regularly since the 1996 season. The expectations here are to get to the AFC Championship game and better every year...Those are high expectations for fans to have, but the players and coaches on this team have those very same expectations so it’s all good.

The Celtics have had several top potential draft picks in for individual workouts (Corey Brewer and Al Thorton shown above) and NO ONE is Boston is talking about it. Not at all, it’s as if the 2007 NBA Draft isn’t happening this year to Bostonians. All we want to hear is trade rumors and if the potential Kobe Bryant trade means that the Celtics can be a potential 3rd team on the deal since they have so many young tradeable assets that teams that can land Kobe actually want. All anyone cares about is who can the Celtics potentially get in a trade and not who can they draft. Corey Brewer, Jeff Green, Al Thorton, Mike Conley Jr. and Yi Jianlian are all nothing but consolation prizes that the Celtics (and their fans) don’t want (it’s not a secret that Al Horford will be gone at # 3) . Plus, the Celtics were Atlantic Division champs in 2005, fell out of playoff contention in 2006 and tanked to 24-58 this past season...that's going backwards.

Also keep in mind that Chris Wallace has abandoned ship and jumped over to an airplane going down in flames called the Memphis Grizzlies. Hopefully, he can take the controls and pull it up while someone finds a fire extinguisher. The bottom line is that the Celtics need to become relevant yesterday and they need to get Paul Pierce some help. It really sucks that they may not be able to get a legitimate big man/inside presence/defensive player/rebounder because that’s what they need. The Celtics organization is slowly learning that Kedrick Perkins may not be a real starting center after all. June 28th is bound to suck for the C’s unless Danny Ainge can open up the Celtic Matrix and light their darkest hour (I doubt it highly...the look on Tommy's face still says it all).


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Friday, June 15, 2007

Revenge Of The 80's presents The 50 Greatest NES Games Of All Times (According To Us) Part Two






Now we’ve come to the top 25 NES games of all times (according to us). You’ve probably noticed that a lot of games that are usually featured by video game magazines aren’t on this list. There were also a lot of hood staples that just missed the cut like Burai Fighter, Chrystalis, Astyanax, Cobra Triangle, Goonies II, Operation: Wolf, Kid Niki: Radical Ninja, Escitebike, Trojan, Commando, Ice Hockey, Iron Tank, P.O.W, Rad Racer, Robocop, Top Gun, Racket Attack, World Class Wrestling and the list goes on. Nothing used to annoy me more than when people used to call Nintendo cartridges “tapes”. “Tapes”? That was the dumbest slang term ever next to “No homo”. Of course, Nintendo went ahead and gave ‘em the worst name ever...Game paks. WTF? How about cartridges?

These are our 25 favorite games from a bygone era. Now we can find the data from every single NES game ever released in North America AND Japan just floating around on the internet, download them and fit 'em all on one DVD....sad, huh? Well, let’s get started:


25. Blades Of Steel
This was the only hockey game I ever played and liked for the NES and I was heated there was no Boston team...haven’t these bastards ever heard of the Original Six? The Bruins were one of them! How could Boston not have a damn team on a hockey game? Wait, what I talking about again? Oh yeah, I used to love this game, especially the fights. Reminded me of watching WSBK TV 38 when Moog and Lemelin were both in net back in the old days...After we got cable I never watched hockey again (with only 10 channels available I was a captive audience).



24. Section Z/Ring King (tie)
Section Z was dope...it was pretty much just Side Arms for Nintendo. Ring King was one of the most fun boxing sims of all times. You could knock fools out of the ring and the two player was the reason it got so much burn back in the Crack Era. You could pick up some power ups when they were tossed in the ring and in between rounds...I’m not even gonna go there (below).




23. Bases Loaded
This was the 2nd best baseball game ever made for the NES. When I finally clinched the pennant on my 80th win after writing down all of those damn passwords and all I got for my troubles was a damn parade. Beating Nintendo games back in the days didn’t pay off for shit!

22. Double Dribble
This was the joint right here! We used have challenges where we would go to other people’s houses after school just to find who was the nicest at Double Dribble. Once you learned all the sweet spots on the court, how to spin around and do ill stuff in the air before you shoot so you couldn’t be blocked and how to shoot with your back to the basket, it was on. There were was a way you could shoot going out of bounds and there was a way to guarantee you didn’t miss when you went in for a dunk screen. We used to have best out of fives and best out of sevens at this shit. After you beat Level 3 by more than 50 points you HAD to play people. Me and Illy Haze of Free Agents Entertainment used to have epic battles that we used to tape so no one could lie about who beat who. The Boston Frogs were the squidad!!!


21. Track & Field II
If you didn’t own a NES Max or an Advantage, you shouldn’t have even bothered with this game. Mad events and some of the illest graphics on a NES game ever. I liked playing with people from different countries, too. This was dope.


20. Pro Wrestling
This was one of the very first NES games I ever got and I kept it for as long as I owned the system. They put out mad wrestling games, but this one never got old. I was nice with the back brain kick and Fighter Hayabusa but nothing pissed me off more when people used Starman and kept doing the damn flip kick or they used The Amazon and kept forking you in the face...Learn some damn moves you cheatin’ bastards! I actually beat this and my hands hurt so bad I could play basketball for a couple of days. I cut back on my Pro Wrestling after that. The trick was to do the brain buster 12x fast as possible (quickest move to get off) and THEN you start doing suplexes (they'll be too weak to stop it). Then you go to your special moves and toss the dude out the ring. As soon as they get back in the ring hit 'em with a quick suplex, brain buster or special move and then pin ‘em. You win.


19. Mega Man 2
I used to WATCH people play this because it was too damn hard to me. I hate playing games where you can die repeatedly. If you could die in sports games it’d have been a wrap on those, too.


18. Strider
Yet another game I used to watch my friends play. I was relegated to calling out directions like “Go back to Russia and get Disk #2!” and things of that nature. I used to like this game. Even though Genesis came out and put out the arcade version. I liked the Nintendo one better.


17. River City Ransom
I used to love this game right here. This was a game that was all about the asswhuppin’. You beat people until money fell out their pockets and you used the money to buy food and books that allowed you to whup peoples asses even worse than before. This game was became a must have in a short amount of time. Technos released some other dope games in Japan that emulator fans have since translated to English just like it. Check out the ROM for Technos Samurai for NES. Google it.

16. Baseball Stars
This was the best NES baseball game ever made. You could make your own team for one and there ws a trick that allowed you to make female players. You could have your team go up against the American Heroes, Lovely Ladies, or the dreaded Ninja Black Sox (they used to steal mad bases and climb the wall and steal your home runs...I hated them!). My boy Jamile made a team called the Roxbury A Dogs (Adidas) with a big blue A and they were fast as shit! I always went for power hitters. The two controllers trick where you beat up on a team with mad prestige helped you build your squad quicker by earning cash to buy attributes. If you forgot to hold down the Reset button when you turned it off you’d be HEATED!


15. Mega Man
This shit was too damn hard. If I ever beat Gutsman and Cutman in a row I just passed the controller to the left, got up and made myself a sandwich in celebration. No need to fuck up a hot streak by trying to beat anyone else and dying before the checkpoint. Nah, I’m good. You play now...where’s the Miracle Whip at?


14. Final Fantasy
This game was crazy. It was the biggest and best RPG ever made for the NES. It started a new franchise of successful RPG’s as well. Since I never beat it, it’s stuck on this list at #14.


13. Rygar
This game was a riddle wrapped in an enigma and then locked in a conundrum with a key that was tossed into the Charles River. I loved this game but it was so damn confusing, especially the menu screen. What in the hell was Tone, Mind and Last? What was the difference between Recover and Attack & Assail? The other confusing thing was that the game was took mad long to beat, but there was no password feature or a battery back up so you couldn’t save the damn game!

Plus there were times you’d find a door and inside was this dude sitting in a place he could never get down from (was he waiting for Rygar to show up or was he just chillin’ there?) and he’d give you some ol’ vague directions like “Travel until you’re directly under the Earth's sun” or “What you seek is next to the middle”. What? This game made many a parent backhand the shit out of their kids for calling that bullshit Nintendo Help Line and running up their phone bills. We’d just play it anyways and know we would never beat it...Just like Karnov.




12. Dragon Warrior
This was my favorite RPG ever made for the NES. I never got so damn sick of killing slimes with a club and buying torches as I did playing this game. I had a trick for bulding my character up. I’d trek to the next far away town and barely make it there alive. Once I got there I’d hit the Inn and recover. Then I’d buy some herbs and fight the much stronger enemies around that town and retreat back before I died. Since the tougher enemies brought in more money, I’d buy the weapons and armor from that town and hang around there until I could whoop those enemies asses easily. Then I’d go back to where to town I was supposed to be in and beat the shit out of all my enemies. Rinse, lather, repeat. I beat this game and then waited around shook for a second quest. Wasn’t one. Whew!



11. Castlevania
This game was illmatic. A dude with a whip enters a castle full of undead creatures with a whip so he can kill Count Dracula...Fuck all that “your beef is mine’s” shit, if he was my boy he’d have been on his own. Konami scored a big hit with Castlevania and the subsequent franchise. Games like 8 Eyes tried to copy it but they fell way short. The next game on the list bumped it out of the top 10.


10. Legend Of Zelda 2: The Adventure Of Link
This games release marked the beginning of Nintendo’s “Soprano” years. First, Nintendo delays the game because of a “chip shortage”. Then they release the game around the holidays in limited supply but the price is hiked up from the regular $49 to $59, $69 and in some cases $99. A couple of months later the game drops in regular shipments and shortly thereafter it’s revealed that there was NEVER a chip shortage in the first place! The heads at Nintendo were paper gangsters WAY before Diddy!. As for the game, it was dope but I never played it that much...I never even beat the second quest on the first one!



9. Contra
The Gully Game Hall Of Fame has it’s own wing for this one! This was Ikari Warriors x50. The spread weapon was the best thing since the creation of the Koss Pro 25 headphones. This game was made infinitely better by the 30 man cheat code. It never got old shooting at aliens and blowing up that island. If this game ever had trouble playing you tried all the tricks. Blowing into the cartridge, reinserting it and pressing it down as close to the edge as possible, or just placing the cartridge on the floor and dancing around it (Steve Martin, Kid N’ Play kick step, The Wop, The Biz Dance or The Hype was most popular...if you ever did the Running Man, I pity you) and try it again. For some odd reason, it usually worked again right away. The Reset button NEVER worked...ever. I was playing this game on my laptop right before it died on me.


8. Ninja Gaiden
My big brother Dave bought Buc and I Ninja Gaiden and Tecmo Bowl on the same day. It was like Christmas all over again. Ninja Gaiden was about 5 years ahead of it’s time. It had cinema screens to make up for it not being like the arcade but it was it’s own game. It was pretty damn hard, too. I always died fighting Basaquer, the dude that jumped around with the two knifes. I always ended up doing like Musical Youth and passing the contoller to the left hand side when I got the end of that level.

7. Mike Tyson’s Punch Out
Back when middle America liked Mike Tyson enough to allow him to endorse a game played by children all over these United States, his name and likeness graced one of the best NES games ever made. Much like the Fresh Prince, I never beat Mike Tyson. I always got killed (I’m sure I died...fuck just losing!) within the first 90 seconds of the fight. The trick was to dodge for the first 90 seconds and then start punching...I never got that far. Damn, I really sucked at these games, huh?

6. Tecmo Bowl
This was more than a game to us, it was a rite of passage. A tradition passed down from sibling to sibling. Once you learned all of the tricks, glitches and nuances of this game you were regarded as a Tecmologist. We used to beat each other up playing this game all the time. There were players that could always block the kick and plays that couldn’t be intercepted (Cap Boso and Dave Duerson WISH they were really that good!) . Some plays were unstoppable (you only had four!). Some players were unstoppable (Bo Jackson and Lawrence Taylor). Some people knew every glitch and could even gain yards when you picked their play!


5. Metroid
This was by far one of the best adventure/shootesr ever made for the NES. I don’t think they knew how big it would become, either. This was another game where I would be shouting directions from the back like “Set a bomb and turn into a ball!”. Neddless to say I didn’t play this one that much, either. The codes were long as hell and if you had bad handwriting you were fucked on some ol’ “Is that an o or a 0?” shit. This game forced many of America’s youngsters to improve their penmanship so that they didn’t have to go through having to fight Ridley again.


4. Metal Gear
I played the hell out of this game! You started out with nothing but a pack of cigarettes, but once you got your first gun and shot a fool it was a wrap and you were hooked! Solid Snake was the only dude who could have a gunfight with a tank, set some mines, get shot up like Curtis Jackson, eat some rations and get all of his health right back. Answering those damn calls and remembering those frequencies was a pain in the ass, though. Who knew it would become such a big franchise?

3. Tecmo Super Bowl
Tecmo Super Bowl was the illest sports game on the NES. You had the entire NFL to play with, you could line up Barry Sanders in a receiver slot on some plays, you could run all day with Randall Cunningham (my bad, QB Eagles) or wild out with some of the best players in NFL history. This game was the ultimate test of talent. It had mad plays, you could fumble, and it was harder and more sophisticated than Tecmo Bowl. Unfortunately, this was as good as the Tecmo Bowl series got. They’re bringing it back in 2007...I wonder what it’s gonna look like?


2. The Legend Of Zelda
In my personal opinion, this is the greatest game ever made for the Nintendo Entertainment System. I blew up more rocks, shoved more boulders and burned more bushes than I care to remember looking for some damn caves and heart containers. Those old dudes in the caves always gave you some vague messages like “Search the uppermost pennisula”. Huh? What? Fuck this! Hand me that Electronic Gaming Monthly with the Zelda walkthrough already! Thank God for the battery back up. I of course would get shook it didn’t save and have to check right after I turned it off. I thought this should be #1, but my brother and friends thought different.


1. Super Mario Bros./Super Mario Bros. 2 (tie)
Mario Bros. was the pack in title that helped to sell millions of Nintendo Entertainment Systems. It also appealed to people of all ages and it quickly became one of themost popular and influential titles of the 80’s. I couldn’t get past World 6-2. Even to this day, I can’t understand why people got shook when all they had to do was either run underneath or jump over Bowser. When I see the enemies on God Of War or Shadow Of The Collosus I can’t help but laugh at that.


Super Mario Bros. 2 was an even bigger success and Nintendo took FULL advantage. Right around this time they began tightening up their licensing agreements and looking to set marks and enforce them, they wanted to expand their borders. It was time to think big now . Next thing you know, Nintendo had cereals and cartoons on syndication AND network TV. The first wave of sequel hits cemented Nintendo’s firm, vicelike grip on the marketplace (If you’re wondering why my writing style switched up and got all serious on this game is because...you guessed it, I sucked at it and rarely ever played it.)

There it is! The top 50 NES games of all times according to us. Revenge Of The 80's will be a new set of blogs inspired by the conversations and debates/arguments my friends and I have from time to time. I'm already researching for the next one that I'll try to drop next week if nothing weird happens.

Epilogue:
Of course, Nintendo had peddled their “Heroin” and “Coke”, caked up something fierce and had the whole country hooked on their product, then they went to phase two of Operation: Lockdown...”Crack” (below).



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Thursday, June 14, 2007

Revenge Of The 80's presents The 50 Greatest NES Games Of All Times (According To Us) Part One

You may be asking why in the hell I decided to write about this now. Well, this is how the whole thing started. My younger brother has a Wii and he brought it over to our house (where Buc & I live). As you all know, you can now download old games from old systems and play them on the Wii. Well those of us that are computer savvy bastards have been playing emulators on our computers for years now so that’s nothing new to us. We’ve also been playing old ass Nintendo games that we owned back in the 80’s and 90’s for years now...eventually it would happen that’d we’d begin having these long heated debates about which ones were the best...Nah, dead all that. It goes even deep than that, son.

The year is 1988, I’m in the lunch room at school sitting at the table with a bunch of my boys. Some of them are beatboxing and banging on the table while the rest of us are nodding our heads and waiting to jump in as one of us freestyles. That is, except for my boy Kevin whose reading a Nintendo Power. He’s just eating and reading until he read something that irked him and jumped up and said “I’m sick of this bullshit, man!” and spit chicken nugget bits all over the place. “What is the problem?” I asked Kevin slowly because I couldn’t for the life of me fathom what could make a dude wild out while reading a Nintendo Power (I mean, did they say Rakim was wack cuz they coulda got a smack for that...I ain’t no joke!)?
Then Kevin spread out the Nintendo Power in the middle of the lunch table on the Top 30 Power Rankings section of Nintendo Power and pointed out the game Kid Icarus. “Why the fuck is that game in the Top 10?” He asked. “Have any of y’all played it or own it?” The 13 of us looked around at each other and said “No”. “Then who’s voting for the shit?” Asked Kevin quite angrily. This argument and many like it would spark off bi monthly as issues of Nintendo Power would drop (and monthly when rap album reviews would come out in The Source or Rap Pages). Even to this day my friends and I argue about which game was iller or which games just straight sucked. It all culminates in this blog about our 50 favorite NES games of all times acoording to myself and my circle of friends. Let’s start it off:

50. Adventures Of Bayou Billy
If it wasn’t for the fact this game was so goddamn hard it would’ve been ranked higher. Shoot, drive, fight, take a blood test, hold your nuts and cough...damn!

49. Gun. Smoke
I loved this game because it was so simple. B made you shoot left, A made you shoot right and then you just dodged bullets with the D pad. No R1, R2, L, R , X or Y buttons. Shoot and move, shoot and move. Brilliant.

48. R.B.I Baseball
There were only 10 teams, but it actually had a license from MLB so it had actually player names...too bad it could only fit like 6 letters on the screen at once. You had to GUESS you were batting with Jose Canseco.

47. Legend Of Kage
One of the illest old school games ever. Running through the forest, jumping from tree to tree, throwing shuriken and having swordfights in the air was the shit! I loved blocking stars with the sword and cutting enemy ninjas in the air so they fell out the sky slowly. Never beat it though, not even close....I was having too much fun jumping and slashing to even TRY to get something accomplished.

46. Godzilla
This was one of the later games were you used Godzilla and Mothra to destroy city after city and beat the shit out of other monsters in the Godzilla world. Slept on hard.

45. R.C. Pro Am
I used to love this game. I kept trying to pick up weapons on the road and hit those zip strips. One of the few racing games I ever liked.

44. Blaster Master
This game was ahead of it’s time and it mixed genres. It went from shooter to puzzle game to RPG. Straight up classic.

43. TMNT 2: The Arcade Game
Admit it. The first one sucked. It looked like crap and all those kids ran out and bought it and played it like it was hot. Damn, Nintendo had us like Deebo, huh?

42. Gradius
One of the best side scrolling shooters ever, but it was harder than getting a damn home loan. We used to go over a friends house that was good at it and watch him beat it all sitting around like he’s performing a damn surgery or something. Classic game, though.

41. Life Force
This shooter from the same company (Konami) was so easy a caveman could beat it! That’s why it’s ahead of Gradius on this list. This game helped boost my self esteem after I died playing Legendary Wings on the first screen repeatedly.


40. Jackal
You’re a jeep with a machine gun and you have to blow shit up and avoid getting blown to shit. I’m down with that! Press Start!

39. Super Dodge Ball
This was one gully ass game. The way you could get a running start, jump charge up and throw a dodge ball that would have a dude fly off the screen and bounce off the wall was ill. People slept on this Tecnos game hard.


38. Rush N’ Attack
You’re a dude infiltrating a Russian weapons compound armed with only a knife against a whole army armed to the teeth with guns and rocket launchers....Bet! This game was hard as fuck, too. I never got past level 3. I couldn’t trade it to save my life, either. It was still dope.


37. Wizards & Warriors
This game was mad hard, too. All of those damn jumps get to be too much for me. Hands get all sweaty and then you die on your last man and blame the controller for not working...classic.


36. Double Dragon
Okay, I know that when we reminisce about things from our childhood, we tend to think that things were better than they actually were. Double Dragon didn’t look shit like Double Dragon in the arcade. It didn’t even have two players! You could only play 2 player in the VS. mode (which got more burn then the regular game in most households). Why didn’t we rise up in revolt against Nintendo as kids...Oh yeah, I forgot... that Deebo mind control shit.


35. Ghosts N’ Goblins
It was a cool game, but I was never good at it. My boy Kai used to be nice at it, though. Seeing a little pink dude throwing spears at the devil always struck me as weird.


34. 1942
This game was ill! An old school shooter where you just kept pressing the fire button and dodging...Of course when the NES Max and NES Advantage controllers came out all these games all got mad easy. Thank God.

33. Rolling Thunder
This was one of the best arcade translations ever made for Nintendo. Tengen was known for doing a good job on their titles. The shoot, duck, jump game was raised to a new level with this one. Codename: Viper bit hard but this was the original.

32. Golgo 13: Top Secret Episode
We loved this game because we had all read the manga and seen the Golgo 13 movie “The Professional” back in the days. The graphics weren’t even that good looking back on it now but we thought it was ill at the time. I always died on the undersea level because I kept going to the wrong place. Nintendo Power was mad late with the walkthrough.



31. Gauntlet
No game booklet needed. The Warrior’s slow. The Elf is fast. The Wizard is gonna get killed mad quick and the Valkyrie is straight. You see something, shoot it. You see food, eat it. You see money on the floor, pick it up, pick it up. Killl everything else and look for the damn exit. I used to get cramps in my hands from playing Gaunlet so much.


30. 1943
It was 1942 but with better graphics, more weapons and more enemies.


29. Ikari Warriors
This joint is in the Gully Game Hall Of Fame. Two dudes with armed only automatic weapons and grenades crash land on an island and slaughter an entire army all by themselves. Who left those tanks there unattended? Let hop in those, use them and shoot them to shit with ‘em. Oh shit, I’m hit! A B B A. Oh shit! I’m back from the dead with 99 grenades! I’m gonna lob some while I’m still flashing and invincible. We played this joint to death for years. Ikari Warriors 2 was asschecks compared to this.

28. Major League Baseball
It was the best baseball game available for the NES during the early years. Nintendo Baseball straight up sucked. While you could use every team, no one had names so you had to guess who you were hitting with again on some ol’ “I think this is Wade Boggs!...Oh no, it’s Dwight Evans.” shit.


27. Faxanadu
This was one of the best RPG’s that Nintendo made during the later years. It was kinda hard but I beat it after a long ass time and I got one of the wackest game endings ever. The dude just walks out of town...that’s it (below).

I played this shit for a month straight for THAT!^ Fuck you, Nintendo! Nah, nah, I’m buggin’...I didn’t mean it. I just be gettin’ mad sometimes, you know. Mind control.

26. Bionic Commando
Another game that isn’t much like the original arcade version is Bionic Commando. It turns into a shooter/RPG and became a huge hit anyways. I sucked at it but my friends used to love it. I’d swing my ass into a hole all the damn time...yeah, this is fun. Whoo Hoo! You play now *Passes controller to the left*

Tomorrow I break down the top 25 NES games of all times according to myself and my tight knit circle of lifelong friends. Don’t you wish you were friends with a blogger now? One.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Yet Another Slept On Innovator AKA The Hypest From Cypress

In my Style Master Generals 4 parter that I posted last month I included a cat that got me more than a few e-mails for his inclusion in my list. The fact remains that while there have been bilingual emcees through the entire history of Hip Hop in English and Spanish, the overwhelming majority of the were either nice in English and okay in Spanish or nice in Spanish and just mediocre when they rhymed in English. Mellow Man Ace was the first to be nice in both. Not only that, but he was versatile, he could spit a battle rhyme, a party rhyme, construct a song complete with a hook, he could ghostwrite and he was a ladies man...kinda like the Latino LL Cool J making joints for the ladies. This lead to him getting a single deal on Delicious Vinyl that blew up on the Left Coast. Then Capitol Records approached him with a contract shortly thereafter. In 1989, Mellow Man Ace released his solo LP “Escape From Havana”.

At the time, Hip Hop had just really broken through the glass ceiling. No one was taking it for a here today gone tomorrow fad like they did in the past. It had been around in record form for 10 years now and it was making major headway into popular culture. Mellow Man Ace’s album was recorded in both English and Spanish and features early production by the Dust Brothers (‘Hip Hop Creature”) that also became famous for crafting tracks for his new labelmates The Beastie Boys. Mario C. also engineered two songs, “Hip Hop Creature” and “Mas Pingon”, a song regarded as the first great all Spanish Hip Hop joint (and the B side to his 1st single "Rhyme Fighter (above)). Five of the twelve tracks were produced by West Coast legend Tony G (remember KDAY?) and Grandmixer Muggs fresh off of his stint with 7A3 produced the funky “River Cubano”. Def Jef hopped behind the boards and provided the track “En La Casa” for his boy’s album and Mellow even co-produced one track with Tony G. called “Talkapella”.

The bigger part of this story is that this album would indirectly jump off a wave of successes from Latino and Chicano emcees such as Kid Frost ("La Raza" single below), ALT, Powerule and later on down the road his younger brother and childhood best friends careers as Cypress Hill. His circle of friends also included cats like Tony G, Sioux Chief (later known as Cheif T and then as Tomahawk Funk), J Sun (later known as Son Doobie), Raph M The Mexican, members of Ice T’s Rhyme Syndicate (especially Everlast), Grandmixer Muggs (later known as DJ Muggs), his younger brother Sen Stiff (later known as Sen Dog) and his childhood best friend B-Real. These cats would later become the core of a legendary crew known as the Soul Assassins (Cypress Hill, House Of Pain & Funkdoobiest). The beginnings of this crew were all by products of the success of this album.

His first single was the Tony G produced “Rhyme Fighter”. This song is notable not because it managed to get some radio airplay or because it had a low budget video that aired on BET’s Rap City from time to time but because he flat out dissed Eazy E in it. People couldn’t understand why this no name cat would diss the star of N.W.A. If they wanted answers all they had to do was look in his album liner notes. Right there in black and white it says: Management: Morey Alexander & Jerry Heller....does that name sound familiar to any of you Hip Hop fans out there? Jerry Heller pretty much managed or co-managed ALL of the top rappers on the West Coast during the 80’s and early 90’s because he was the top agent in town...However, Jerry Heller and Eazy E were both in bed together with Ruthless Records. Heller didn’t manage Mellow Man Ace for much longer, though.

Mellow Man Ace’s songs “Mas Pingon” and “Hip Hop Creature” were getting spins on the radio but it wasn’t until he release of the single and video for “Mentirosa” that his album really got hot. “Mentirosa” was a half English half Spanish song that became a huge hit. The video played simultaneously on Yo! MTV Raps, MTV Latino (back when Daisy Fuentes was the host) and BET’s Rap City. In the Summer of 1990, the single was certified Gold by the RIAA (only the 10th Hip Hop single to do so at the time) and he was invited to perform it on the Arsenio Hall Show in front of a live TV audience. After that, he became a star and Mellow Man Ace was acknowledged as the “Godfather Of Latin Hip Hop”.

This didn’t really sit well with his homie Kid Frost, who was the pioneer of Chicano Rap and was recording 12”s on Electro Beat with West Coast legends Ice T and King T back in the early 80’s. While they did collaborate on the 1991 LP “Latin Alliance” (above) their relationship was strained (Tony G was in the middle since he was the main producer for the both of them). Right around the time Mellow would drop his 2nd and last major label LP “The Brother With Two Tounges” they’d have a falling out that forced Mellow Man Ace to record the diss song “Silly Rabbit” in retalliation to some of Frost actions supposedly out of jealousy that audiences preferred Mellow to Frost.

This album does have it’s forays into the cornfield like “B-Boy In Love”, “Enquentren Amor” (I’m almost sure it’s supposed to be a “c”) and “If You Were Mine”, but his album blew up in Latin America so I guess he knew what he was doing, huh? Check this album out..it’s the very same CD my big sister bought back in 1989 when his album first dropped, too.

Mellow Man Ace-Escape From Havana (1989)
http://www.mediafire.com/?cneokb0btme

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Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Where The Ladies At? AKA Nah For Real, Son...Where The Hell Are They?


Can you imagine what Hip Hop would be like without the involvement of women? These dudes could easily^ Do you think that our music or culture has become so toxic that it's running them off? Do we do anything to let them know their needed and appreciated or is Hip Hop just one big ass He Man Woman Hater's Club? We’ve all heard the old speil before about how Hip Hop is misogynistic and disrespectful to women but I beg to differ. Hip Hop isn’t misogynistic, Rap ITSELF isn’t (although many rappers are in their lyrics and videos)...society at large, however, IS.

Before we can blame Hip Hop culture or Rap music for it’s offenses against womankind, we must first recognize how our (and by “our” I mean ALL of us on Earth) attitudes are towards women in general first before even including any singular subculture or music form and how it views or portrays women. Across the board women are treated unfairly, it just happens that with an artform that is media based and visual as well, it‘s far more pronounced and the images are played nonstop on Viacom video channels (Viacom owns every network, damn near) and Clearchannel radio stations (Clearchannel owns every radio station, damn near). Then it’s fair to assume that Viacom and Clearchannel are ACTUALLY more sexist than any rapper could be because THEY are the gatekeepers that select what artists and what music or videos get played non stop daily. Since only about 2%-5% off all artists signed to major record label deals ever even go Gold or Platinum it should give you an idea of the diverse range of music that is out there and not given shine.

Women are treated unfairly in many different fields and subjected to sexism or hit with odd double standards in business or just in general society based on old outdated gender roles. You can't simply jump to one small section in all of American culture and say that all of the misogyny and rampant disrespect towards women is due to Hip Hop culture. There's no way that you can look at things like the Woman's Suffrage Movement or the Women's Liberation Movement and tell me that they both had come into existence because of Hip Hop poisoning the minds of men, thereby forcing them to oppress females since the 1700's because I know for a fact that Kool Herc wouldn't of even had a place to plug his turntables in during the American Revolution.

Since perception becomes reality, if you turn on BET, MTV or VH1 and see a video with three ugly ass rappers wearing five years worth of your salary around their necks and wrists OUTSIDE with 25 half naked girls shaking their asses in the camera you may feel as though women have no real place in Hip Hop. Especially after the fifth or sixth straight video with the same scene/scenario and the lyrics are pretty much just bashing women across the board. Girls can say “This song isn’t talking about me, I have self respect and common sense”, well then ask yourself, “How come NONE of these rappers songs are talking about me?”

When these rappers are confronted about their lyrical content or asked why they call women "bitches" or "hoes" they always respond that 's because in life these are the type of females that they're surrounded by and that they couldn't rhyme about them if they didn't really exist. All these cats complain about is how hard it is to find a good woman because they’re always surrounded by chickenheads, trifling chicks, hoodrats, bitches and hoes...After years of dealing with them, you’d figure these cats would get smart, see the signs quicker and be able to break out and avoid the drama that this type of girl brings. Are good women REALLY that hard to find or are these assholes not even looking? Of course they’re not! Therefore that whole “defense” these rappers use for their misogynistic lyrics is bullshit. A REAL artist always has a way to switch up their content or subject matter and not get stuck doing the same old thing over and over. Would it be really be that shocking if women just left Rap alone like it was an abusive, asshole boyfriend they’ve simply had enough of?

When’s the last time you even remember a female emcee being relevant on a major label. Eve got a new song out now, but where’s Foxy Brown? Lil’ Kim? Trina? Remy Ma? Shawnna? I don’t even LIKE any of them! I hope you're not telling me that the future of female emcees lies with Lil' Mama! Where’s Rah Digga? Jean Grae? Eternia? Invincible? Shayla G? Byata? Brix? Letia Larock? Anjuli Stars? Bahamadia? Tiye Phoenix? Psalm One? Georgia Anne Muldrow? All on the underground with lttle or no chance of ever getting signed to a major because their “too good” or “not marketable enough”.

If talent, creativity, perseverance, drive and love of Hip Hop/emceeing isn’t enough to get a female emcee through the door then what does that tell you about the current state of the Rap industry as a whole? If women don't have a place behind the mic or in the booth, the only time they'd be the voice or the focal point in the art then what's keeping women interested in Hip Hop at all? Shit, if Hip Hop pretty much said "Fuck You!" to me and kept reminding me that I "wasn't shit" daily I'd say "Fuck this shit!" and pick up a guitar or something...How do they manage to stick it out, then?

Women are so much more than eye candy for videos or print ads. They hold us down in every aspect of Hip Hop culture and they have been doing so since day one. We all know that Kool Herc started Hip Hop right? Well, if it wasn’t for his mother and sister forcing him to get off of his ass to play out in the first place and his sister arranging for him to play his first shows at 1520 Sedgwick Ave at the corner of Sedgwick & Cedar (where SHE lived) there would be NO Hip Hop today. Women have been DJ’s, B Girls, emcees, producers, managers, promoters, CEO’s, engineers, directors, photographers, journalists, and record label presidents. Despite how they’re treated or marginalized, they still love Hip Hop, dance to it at clubs or when it’s played on the radio, and continue to hold us knuckleheads down while trying to civilize us so that we understand that we’re not just dissing some nameless, faceless females every time we utter these hurtful words but we’re disrespecting our grandmothers, mothers, aunts, cousins, daughters and nieces as well.

In my opinion, that unconditional love and their ability of infinite understanding for Hip Hop culture as a whole and more to the point us knuckleheads that make it and listen to it is a gift we truly don’t deserve. Women are indeed the fairer sex, and though heads keep on saying stupid shit like they don’t “understand” Hip Hop, they clearly may love it more than we do since we as men tend to cry that it’s dead every three years.

In keeping with the subject of this post, I’d like to shine some light on some friends of mine that are holding down Boston Hip Hop very lovely (and have been doing so for years), two of Boston’s finest (I mean that figuratively and literally) show promoters, Marlene B. of Restless Entertainment (above) and Christina of Showbunny Entertainment (just below).



They’ve both had write ups in local papers like the Boston Phoenix, Boston Herald and Boston Globe and they’ve had local Hip Hop in Boston/MA on lockdown for years. Marlene was featured in my “Boston’s New Revolution” post back in January for her work with the Boston Beat Suite coming up June 13th 9PM @ the Paradise Lounge in Boston and Christina, a recent college graduate has a regular show popping off June 18th 8PM and every 3rd Monday at the Shine Lounge in Cambridge, MA (check the full size flyers at the Myspace links below for full show details or see them displayed on my page here).

If you’re thinking of coming to the Bean anytime soon or if you’re in the area then try to make it down to both events. The main difference between these ladies and myself is I can bang out these blogs and complain about how there are few shows featuring that Hip Hop that doesn’t get enough shine and not enough events or venues that give our premier groups and beatmakers/producers a chance to tear shit down for an audience....they got off of their asses and MADE IT HAPPEN. No one had to put a battery in either of their backs, either because they’re self starters. Intelligent women that love Hip Hop, handle their business professionally and deserve our deepest thanks and respect. These are the kind of women dudes SHOULD be making songs about in my clearly biased opinion. For full sized flyers check out their MySpace pages (and no leaving lewd comments cuz I will travel to where you are and fly your heads...I have a passport so I'll trek overseas as well.)

Marlene @ Restless Entertainment presents The Beat Suite All Stars
June 13th @ 9PM
Paradise Lounge 967 Commonwealth Ave.
Boston, MA
http://www.myspace.com/restlessmiss

Christina @ Showbunny Entertainment presents Conscious Music
June 18th @ 8PM
Shine Lounge 1 Kendall Square
Cambridge, MA
http://www.myspace.com/busthumps

Welcome home, Nadine (on the right w/Christina)!

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Monday, June 11, 2007

The Instrumental Album That Time Forgot AKA It Ain’t On Discogs Either!




Yet another instrumental release that isn’t on Discogs that I tried adding to no avail is this 1995 Freeze Records release called Beatmasters-Unreleased. For any of you oldheads out there familiar with Freeze Records releases you already know what the deal is with that label (it used to be Fresh/Sleeping Bag). The other thing is that there were about 20 projects put out by this label called “Unreleased” as well. This one features beats by the legendary Todd Terry (the black dude), Rude Rydims Experiment (featuring a young DJ Spinna and his old production partner Nkansa), DBX, DJ Shazam X, and the master himself, Kenny “Dope” Gonzalez (rockin' the green and the beat machine above). Oddly enough, this project isn't listed under Kenny Dope or Todd Terry (credited as Tee Dawg) discographies..it is, however, the very first credit on DJ Spinna's (above at the bottom).

Kenny Dope, Little Louie Vega and Todd Terry are the head of a world famous beatmaking collective called Masters At Work (Dope and Vega are below) that have been killin’ the beat game since 1990. They’ve conquered the genres of House (back when it was actually good between 1988-1990), Soul/R&B, Latin Jazz, & Hip Hop and have so many credits between themselves it’s ridiculous...plus they’re all ill DJ’s. Back in the early 90’s, instrumental/breakbeat albums would drop from Simon Harris, Nubian Crackers, DJ Mark The 45 King, Todd Terry (remember “Royal House” anyone (above)?), and Kenny Dope . The DJ’s (both professional and bedroom) would run out and cop ‘em to use them in mixes or to make demos. The average fan would cop ‘em and rock the tapes in their walkmans or cars like it was their own personal “hero theme music” or some shit.

It was nothing to see a dude riding around town blasting DJ Mark The 45 King’s The Lost Breakbeats or a Kenny Dope project in his whip while gettin' his head nod on(God bless Tuff City and Freeze Records).

I found this particular CD two Saturdays ago at the bottom of an old crate in the back of my closet that contained old CD’s that my brother used to sample off of back when he used to make beats on an old Ensoniq EPS 16 Plus....Ahh, memories. We used to rock this joint to death, too. Enjoy it.

Beatmasters-Unreleased (1995)
http://www.mediafire.com/?c0gje5wjz9h

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Friday, June 8, 2007

Almost Filmed/Written AKA Dartflix Edition #17

Did you ever notice that Hip Hop/Rap doesn’t have a film anything like “Almost Famous”? Not even remotely. Think about it. “Brown Sugar” doesn’t even come close. That was a love story with Hip Hop merely as the background noise/B story and selling point/analogy. When Cameron Crowe made “Almost Famous” is was an obvious cinematic love song to classic Rock & Roll and that whole era that spanned the time he began writing for Rolling Stone. Sure we have “Wild Style” and “Style Wars” but those were documentaries, and Rock has WAY more documentaries, exploitation films (the mid to the late 50’s), movies where bands were the main focus (Hard Day’s Night, Head, The Wall, etc.). The main question is, after damn near 35 years you’d think that Hip Hop culture would have legitimized itself enough in the eyes of mainstream culture and had enough fans that ONE of them happened to be a screenwriter and he or she’d have made a movie about Hip Hop culture in the vein of an “Almost Famous” by now.

For the most part, Hip Hop themed films (especially the early ones) have been low budget or exploitive as opposed to showcasing the art of the culture (Krush Groove, Tougher Than Leather, Disorderlies, etc.). That was the damn 80’s, though...How come in 2007 Hip Hop/Rap themed movies and their perception haven’t advanced any?

Maybe it’s because any picture that involves the urban element (read: Brown folks) is going to automatically have to deal with the issue of drugs and violence. Just look at “Paid In Full”, it was a story of legendary crack dealers in Harlem during the mid to late 80’s. It was NOT a Hip Hop movie per se, but it was viewed as one anyways because it was made by Damon Dash. It seems the only way to get a film greenlit about the beauty and artistry that is Hip Hop is to make it a damn documentary (The Show, Rhyme & Reason, Backstage, Scratch, Rock The Bells, The Hip Hop Project, etc.). It’ll happen eventually I guess. It’s just that it should’ve ALREADY happened by now...and several times over at that.

Jumping topics, it seems that Hollywood has exhausted all of the great Sci Fi writers ideas, short stories and novels by now. Phillip K. Dick, Isaac Asimov, Ray Bradbury, etc. (Where’s the “Fahrenheit 451” remake?). Here’s an author they should consider using for source material...Octavia Butler. The “Pattern Master” series is way overdue to be developed into a big screen production. Someone needs to get on it immediately and make it happen...see how the Wachowski Brothers jacked the idea for “The Matrix” and then dropped the ball? “Parable Of The Sower” would be HUGE.

On to another subject...Now that James Brown has passed on, why are the idiots over at Dick Clark Productions still sitting on the “The T.A.M.I. Show”? People have been clamoring for a re-release of this footage for years, this would be the ideal time to once again make public footage of what is considered the single greatest live recorded performance of all times. Prince used to have a loop of this performance playing all around Paisley Park as an inspiration and a level of showmanship to aspire to. Also, would these studios stop bullshitting on the biopics of Sam Cooke and James Brown already? I’m well aware that there were always issues with the Cooke family about his portrayal and especially about the odd manner in which he died (or was set up and assassinated...you be the judge), but that last Sam Cooke book made in 2005 could totally fix all of those issues.

Someone present a package to the Cooke family, get permission to use his songs, hook them up with some serious royalties and make the damn film already! The James Brown project that was in development is now in development limbo...Spike Lee has his hands full with three other films right now and God’s knows when a writer and director will latch on to it. As for those of you whose interests are piqued and would like to acquire the T.A.M.I. Show look here. But you ain’t heard that from me....Now, on to the movie stuff.


Dart’s Top Ten Trailers Of The Ides Of June (6/1/07-6/15/07):

War
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0499556/trailers

The Ten
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0811106/trailers

Sicko
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0386032/trailers

Joshua
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0808331/trailers

The Strangers
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0482606/trailers

The Invasion
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0427392/trailers

Talk To Me
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0796368/trailers

Goya’s Ghost
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0455957/trailers

The Simpsons
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462538/trailers

Death Sentence
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0804461/trailers


Dart’s Top Five Apple Trailers Of The Ides Of June (6/1/07-6/15/07):

Rock The Bells
http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/rockthebells/trailer/

Illegal Tender
http://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/illegaltender/

I Am Legend
http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/iamlegend/

Civic Duty
http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/civicduty/

The Prisoner Or How I Planned To Kill Tony Blair
http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/theprisoneror/trailer/

Movies you should consider seeing now available to rent through Netflix:
Breach
Shooter
Pride
The Spaghetti West -An IFC Original Documentary
Film School (series)
Atlantic Records: The House That Ahmet Built
Deadwood: The Complete Series
The 36th Chamber Of Shaolin
The 5 Fingers Of Death AKA King Boxer
Hannibal Rising
The Number 23
300
Home Of The Brave
The Messengers
The Messenger: The Story Of Joan Van Arc
Almost Famous
The Dancer Upstairs
The Salton Sea
El Mariachi
Syriana
Gattaca
The Brinks Job
Fuzz
Friends Of Eddie Coyle
Hoodlum
Rosewood
Posse
Skeleton Key
Escape From New York
Gimme Shelter
Foxes
Legends Of The Fall
Nighthawks
The Taking Of Pelham One Two Three
Serpico
Rising Sun
The Big Lebowski
Grosse Point Blank
Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead
Two Days In The Valley
Rising Sun
Identity
Memories Of Murder
Born To Fight
Event Horizon
Predator
Predator 2
Blade Runner
Logan’s Run
Dune
The Omega Man
Soylent Green
Alien
Aliens
No Escape
Spy Game
Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind
The Aviator
The Recruit
The Devil’s Own
12 Monkeys
Planet Of The Apes
Conquest Of The Planet Of The Apes
Traffic
Blow
La Femme Nikita
Leon The Professional
No Sleep Til Shanghai
Cronicas
Favela Rising

What the future holds for comic book/cartoon movies:

Thundercats
http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117966320.html?categoryid=13&cs=1


The Shadow
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0915750/
http://www.superherohype.com/news.php?id=4988


Speed Racer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0811080/


Teen Titans
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1043813/
http://www.superherohype.com/news/topnews.php?id=5773


The Spirit (who's gonna play Ebony White?)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0831887/
http://www.superherohype.com/news/topnews.php?id=5687


Dart’s Picks:
Thunderbolt- This is another Jackie Chan action flick made way back in 1995. It has EVERYTHING in it. The fight scenes are ridiculous. The stunts are bananas. The whole joint is off the wall like a Lil’ Wayne poster in my nieces room. Rent this shit now!

How To Eat Your Watermelon In White Company (And Enjoy It)-If it wasn’t for Melvin Van Peebles I wouldn’t be writing this blog right now. That’s how important this man is not just to film, or music or Hip Hop or Black culture, but to AMERICAN culture as a whole. Rent it.

Piece By Piece/Infamy- They’re both graf documentaries/films that I really shouldn’t even have to try to sell you on. Rent them both now (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Dart’s WTF/Watch This Bullshit At Your Own Risk Award:
Circle Of Iron-This movie was to be Bruce Lee’s greatest masterpiece, even greater than Game Of Death (which if you’ve seen Bruce Lee: A Warrior’s Journey, was going to be a MUCH different film than the one the studio butchered). He was writing it and tirelessly working on it while he was making “Game Of Death” before he died suddenly. The studio then decided to piss on his coffin and memory by making the shit sandwich that is “The Game Of Death”. Then the studio found Bruce Lee’s writings and drawings and notes that were to be his next great work “Circle Of Iron”. The studio immediately rushed to make Bruce’s dream happen...by casting David Carradine in the title role and butchering every aspect of his original work. This was the equivalent of exhuming his body, skullfucking him in the eyeholes and then relieving yourself (Nos. 1 & 2) on his corpse just to close the coffin and then bury him again. In the immortal words of MIN One this was a “never forgive action”.

Ghost Rider-Yeah, I was just wondering when these motherfuckers in Hollywood were gonna stop completely butchering the essence of these classic comic books in order to make toys to sell to children...No time soon, huh? That wasn’t “Ghost Rider”. Not even close.

Norbit-Fuck a Norbit. How can Eddie Murphy follow up his great performance in “Dreamgirls” with this? That’s hustling backwards!

One.

Thursday, June 7, 2007

Thanx 4 Sleepwalkin’ AKA How The TurboGrafx Game Systems Failed So Miserably In America



There’s a saying...those who don’t know their history are doomed to repeat it. The execs at Sony obviously didn’t do the knowledge to the unfortunate case of the Turbo Grafx 16. A game system that was so ahead of it’s time, it was doomed from the beginning (I should know...I owned one). The Turbo Grafx 16 was the American name given to Japan’s premiere gaming system, the PC Engine. In Japan and Asia as a whole, the PC Engine and it’s games were wiping the floor with the competition so they figured that the American market would be a damn cakewalk. They had a much better library of games, a better graphics processor, better sound and better hardware and peripherals that any of game system on the American market at that time...besides, that’s all they really needed...right?
The only competition that stood in the way of NEC’s TurboGrafx 16 were the 8 bit machines touted by Sega and Nintendo, the Master System and the Nintendo Entertainment System. NEC was extremely confident that they could crush their competition regardless of the facts that Nintendo was outselling Sega so badly that they now accounted for 90% of the videogame market and they had been on top since 1985 and it was late 1989. The marketing people at NEC figured that all they had to do was show pictures of their games in comparison to Nintendo’s and it would be a slam dunk. People would use their common sense and abandon the clearly inferior NES and it’s cumbersome games in favor of the TurboGrafx 16 with it’s sleek design and easy to store ulrathin HuCards.

The execs in Japan were also harboring a major weapon a CD drive that allowed the consumer to play arcade style games right there in their own homes! There was no way NEC could fail! They heard that Sega was planning to release another version of their Mega Drive in America called the Genesis (below)...the NEC executives laughed themselves out of their leather chairs. After all, the Mega Drive was a HUGE disaster in Japan and consumers had flocked to the PC Engine and it’s CD drive...the PC Engine was also burying the Famicom in Japan. The American would soon follow suit, there was no doubt in anyone’s minds. Plus NEC had a full four month lead on the Genesis, they would surely mop their floor with them...not so much.

The TurboGrafx 16 had an interesting ad campaign where they showed their games in action against NES games on a split screen. The print ads compared screenshots and then left the reader to draw a conclusion. They did make an impression, as did their promo videocassettes which showed off the different capabilities of TurboGrafx 16, the games it was bringing over from Japan and all of it’s peripherals (which were a lot). The games were better, the system was more powerful and the sound was bananas. How could it possibly go wrong? Well, for one the TurboGrafx 16’s free game was the wack ass Keith Courage In Alpha Zones....when you were in the armor the game was ill. When you weren’t you thought you were high looking at the screens. Why were you killing curio cats with a yellow baton anyways? The Genesis had mad games that people knew from the arcade like it’s free pack-in title, Altered Beast. While the translation wasn’t all that great it had hella more appeal and playability than Keith Courage did.

The next problem was that Genesis was getting games from mad developers as well as pulling their own popular titles from the arcade and making translations for the Genesis system. This gave them John Madden Football, Lakers Vs. Celtics And The NBA Playoffs, Strider and many other popular titles that caused consumers to lean towards the system with more familiar games. While the TurboGrafx 16 had such award winning, cutting edge games like Fighting Street (Street Fighter), Legendary Axe, Alien Crush, Bloody Wolf, Devil’s Crush, Bonk’s Adventure, Military Madness, Monster Lair, Ninja Spirit, Psychosis, Splatterhouse, Takin’ It To The Hoop, Timeball, World Class Baseball, Neutopia, Dungeon Explorer and Y’s Book I & II it didn’t really matter because the peripherals were too numerous (such as the TurboTap that allowed 5 players to play as once but in turn meant you needed to buy 4 more controllers) and the CD ROM add on while it was impressive, it cost too much damn money for the average consumer in 1990. To further put salt in the wound, by that time NEC/Hudson Soft only had 4 other companies besides themselves producing games for the Turbo Grafx 16. Sega had 32 companies developing/producing titles for the Genesis.

NEC was screwed because they couldn’t lure any of the other available gaming companies or development teams to make games for them. Back when Nintendo took over the market and saved it form the edge of oblivion (we 70’s babies remember the Video Game Crash of 1984), they decided to make all of their developers sign contracts preventing them from producing games for other game systems or translating their arcade titles for any other game system other than Nintendo. Sega had the advantage over NEC on American soil because the arcade format gave them a built in market for coin op hits to become sought after translations on the Genesis system. Now NEC’s only hope was to hurry up and translate their hit games from Japan and bring them to America or drop the price points on all of their peripherals.

They did the latter and added in a promotion where if you bought a certain add on and sent them the UPC code and a proof of purchase, they’d send you 5 free games of your choosing from a list...They became backed up with game requests, especially after the released what might be even to this very day the greatest handheld system ever made, the TurboExpress (PSP owners often modify them to play HuCards like the old TurboExpress did).

The TurboExpress (above) took 6 AA batteries but it also had a rechargeable battery pack (which only gave you between 3 to 5 hours of life if you were lucky), it was retailing for between $249 and $299..about $50-$100 dollars MORE than the TurboGrafx 16 which had just had it’s price point dropped in hopes of moving more units. While magazines like Electronic Gaming Monthly gave the TurboExpress awards like Best New Game System of 1990, few could afford it. NEC would boast that they always sold out shortly after shipping...because they didn’t ship very many in the first place.They also focused on releasing more CD ROM titles in 1990 (which was a mistake since few people could pay $399 for one then anyways), Sega just kept cranking out more titles and they slowing began to widing the gap between themselves and the TurboGrafx 16. Nintendo was able to stay afloat by releasing third party titles and sequels of previous hits (sound familiar?)...plus, they were about to unleash their next generation syatem on the public in 1991, the Super Famicom/Nintendo.

The TurboGrafx 16 was doomed...first of, it was called the TurboGrafx 16 even though it wasn’t a true 16 bit system to start. It was an 8 bit system with a 16 bit graphics processor. When that fact was revealed in several video game publications, the system immediately came under fire for it’s claims of being a 16 bit system. NEC’s inability to have the same companies that produced it’s games in Japan make hits for the system in America were devastating. Meanwhile, Nintendo had Mario, Mega Man, Adventures Of Zelda, Dragon Warrior, Final Fantasy, Tecmo Bowl, Ninja Gaiden and Double Dragon all become franchises and produced incredibly successful sequels.

Sega had Sonic the Hedgehog which sold them millions of units....All NEC had was Bonk the Caveman. They were also extremely late bringing their Japanese hits to America. Titles like Space Adventure Cobra, Samurai Ghost and Ninja Warriors didn’t come to America until the system had already given up trying to make any headway in the US market (1992/3)...even though these titles were all advertised as “coming soon” on the promo videotapes NEC mailed to potential consumers back in the Fall of 1989.

Our boy Kai (What up Nasarok!) had a TurboGrafx 16 back in 1989 and my brothers and I were blown away by it. We had just come off playing NES games like Contra, Ikari Warriors, Pro Wrestling, Double Dribble, Tecmo Bowl, Ninja Gaiden and Baseball Stars when he showed up with China Warrior, Alien Crush, Dungeon Explorer, Legendary Axe, Moto Roader, Vigilante, Monster Lair and Fighting Street....By the next day we were like “Nintendo who?”. Our big brother was like, “I gotta get one of those”. We ended up getting a TurboGrafx 16 right around the same time everybody else was copping a damn Genesis (Genesis Does What Nintendon't).


After a while my brother moved out to go to college and he bought a Genesis for his own apartment. Just from going to didferent peoples houses in the neighborhood or going down the block it was obvious that the TurboGrafx 16 was getting it’s ass kicked. By 1992 it was obvious we took an L...but then NEC folded and turned all of it’s operations over to Hudson Soft/Turbo Techologies Inc. to release the $299 TurboDuo (below). It played regular HuCards with a CD-ROM incuded on it came with 7 free games including Y’s Book I & II , Bomberman and Gates Of Thunder. I was like “Say Word!”

By that time, I already had a SNES, a dusty old Genesis and I was rocking my TurboDuo and all of my CD ROM games until I finally got a Playstation in 1996. Sony is now learning that just because everyone had a damn PS2 in their crib they weren’t going to run out and buy an overpriced system when their were better and less expensive alternatives on the market. Plus, where the games at? All any of those Sony execs had to do was a couple of Google searches and check out Wikipedia to see that their plan for the sale and marketing of the PS3 was gonna backfire. Dumbasses.



One.

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

A Ruff Guide To Tricky AKA All Hail The Patron Saint Of Reluctant Superstars


Back in 1984 in a town called Bristol in the UK, a16 year old kid sits at home and watches old movies and plays his favorite records and tapes rather than go to school. He feels out of place there, he can feel people staring at him as he walks down the street. They wonder not “who” he is...more like “what” is he. His pronounced features give him away immediately. His face doesn’t look like everyone elses. His hands are much darker than those of his classmates. He doesn’t feel comfortable in the school house, he’s rather be at home doing something interesting like watching movies, reading some music publication or listening to his favorite tunes...he’s not getting wrinkles in his brain by going there, he’s merely getting more and more irritated at being continuously gawked at.

His name is Adrian Thaws, he’s never met his father and while he did have a mother, he doesn’t really remember her that well. She was not well when he was little and she ended up committing suicide when he was only 4. He read somewhere that Quincy Jones' mother wasn’t around when he was a child, either. Quincy Jones instead immersed himself in music...Adrian did the very same. He listened to music of all genres but he really identified with Hip Hop. It helped to give him an identity in a place where no one else looked like him...not even his own relatives. When he looked into a mirror he saw himself but he knew that other people did see what he saw what he looked in the mirror. They were all stuck on his exterior appearance and they immediately drew conclusions about his demeanor and how he felt inside based on it solely. Being stereotyped and narrowcast was the one thing Adrian hated the most in life...he also knew it would happen to him as long as he lived and breathed in his skin.

He began writing rap lyrics and poems that would later become song lyrics. He also began to get wrapped up in the world of the streets being that he wasn’t going to school and he was just hanging around the neighborhood. How else could he afford to buy that new vinyll he wanted or those new headphones so he didn’t disturb his grandmother at night while he blasted The Specials or Run DMC from the stereo? He got caught up about a year later and detained in HMP (Her Majesty’s Prisons) because an associated of his snitched on him. He spent his time incarcerated dreaming of getting out and pursuing his life’s dream...making music. How? He didn’t know. But he knew he’d pursue it with every fiber of his being and every active cell in his body once he was released from the cage.

Fast forward to 1986, Adrian is know known as Tricky Kid and he is down with a crew/soundsystem known as The Wild Bunch. He wrote rhymes, studied the art of showmanship and he eventually got his first taste what it was like to make music and have people respond to it. The words you just uttered could be repeated by kids on the corner all over your postcode. The beats you just made would be beatboxed and banged out on walls in hallways, bathrooms and lunchrooms all over. The properties of music weren’t lost on Tricky, he wanted to pursue them even further. The Wild Bunch received a fair amount of fame, but they eventually transformed into a collective called Massive Attack. Tricky was at the time a fringe contributor, he was more interested in learning more about how to create different sounds and various aspects of production than anything else. Massive Attack were making headway in the burgeoning Bristol music scene and Tricky merely went along for the ride.

Tricky threw himself into music, learning theory and experimenting with any instrument he could get his hands on. While he loved Hip Hop, he knew his voice was a strange one and it could limit his appeal to listeners as an emcee, therefore he threw himself into production and learning the board in the studios that he travelled to with his friends in Massive Attack. In 1988, they recorded their 1st single called “Any Love” (above) that raised a few eyebrows. In 1990, Massive Attack scored a minor hit with another single called “Daydreaming” (below) that he was featured on. In 1991, Tricky’s life would be forever changed.

He was recording with Massive Attack (for what would be their breakout album “Blue Lines” ) and during that time he was always working on music with his various roommates and members of Massive Attack in his flat. The flat happened to be around the corner from a school. A girl always seemed to wander over behind Tricky’s apartment while he was playing music or trying to record some demos or just lay down some tracks that he could submit to Massive Attack for use on future projects. Tricky would notice this girl regularly taking cigarette breaks during school hours and one day while he was outside he asked her for a cigarette and they struck up a conversation.

After a few encounters the girl mentions that she sings, noticing the music that would often eminate from his flat. Tricky asked her to come by and see if they could possibly lay something down. She came by and Tricky was blown away by this girls voice. She had a unique quality to her voice and her sound was pure. She didn’t have the same hang ups that many trained studio singers he encountered had (he hated that). She was a clean slate.Her name was Martina Topley-Bird and she would serve as his first muse. Once Massive Attack’s “Blue Lines” (above) album dropped, things exploded in Bristol...the album was a critical and commercial success. Massive Attack were hailed as the “next big thing” in music. Tricky’s appearance on the title track thrust him into the spotlight. It was an akward position for him to be in all of a sudden.

While Massive Attack were recording songs for their own projects, Tricky spent a fair amount of time on his own trying to craft gems. He and Martina had become increasingly closer and she became a fixture in the flat. He would write lyrics for her and she’d go learn them and sing them from the paper right then and there. She wasn’t self conscious about how she sounded or delivered the lines, either. This really drew the listener in and Tricky knew he had something special with these recordings so in 1993 he submitted them to the members of Massive Attack. They unanimously turned the track down so Tricky decided to press the joint up himself with his own meager earnings as a Massive Attack “contributor”, a title he was growing increasingly dissatisfied with as time went on.

The song was a demo track called “Aftermath” (above) that he pressed up a few hundred quick white label copies of. The response to the track was overwhelming in the UK and eventually Tricky was getting calls from labels offering him deals. He eventually signed with major label Island/PolyGram and immediately got to work making his own solo project. They released his vinyl in America through Island US imprint 4th & Broadway, the former home of one of Tricky’s biggest influences, Rakim.

Massive Attack asked Tricky to contribute some material for their new studio album, he gave them some some half ass material due to the fact he was really concentrating on his own material and upcoming solo album. Massive Attack’s “Protection” (above) album was released in 1994 and became an even bigger success than “Blue Lines”. He appeared on two tracks on “Protection” called “Karmacoma” and “Eurochild” (“Karmacoma” is seen below and became a single and it had a video that became huge on MTV). Tricky wasn’t proud of his accomplishments with Massive Attack because he felf they were becoming too popular and mainstream. He also felt that he had a lot more to contribute than a few verses here and there. His production never made it onto a Massive Attack project and besides, he wanted to gain respect on his own terms...not as a “contributor” to a pop collective. After “Protection”, he never worked with his mates from Bristol again. It was HIS time to shine.

After a few promo singles were released to create a buzz, Tricky’s first solo album “Maxinquaye” (named after his deceased mother, Maxine Quaye and seen below) was unleashed upon the masses. Much to his surprise, the album recieved overwhelming critical praise and the public adored in as well. He became the “next big thing”, gracing the covers of magazines like NME and The Face, and having write ups made about him in major magazines like Spin, Rolling Stone and Vibe. His songs “Overcome” and “Hell ‘Round The Corner” featured some of the same lyrics he used on Massive Attack’s “Karmacoma” and “Eurochild”...he was merely saving his best material for himself. Martina’s vocals propelled this album into the stratosphere, he also introduced the world to Allison Goldfrapp with his song “Pumpkin”. He convinced Martina to cover the classic Public Enemy song “Black Steel In The Hour Of Chaos”...the result was the classic reworking called “Black Steel” that would become a favorite at live shows. Tricky was unnerved by all of the attention he was receiving...with good reason.

He would read his own press and simultaneously read between the lines at how he was characterized. The pictures that were taken of him all painted him as some dark, brooding, sullen man. He was the opposite in real life. He was living his dream of making music on his own terms with his own sound. His voice was rough and gravelly and his accent was thick as hell which didn’t make for easy listening music. His voice was his greatest instrument, but it was natural...just like his face and his own natural appearance since birth. It wasn’t an act or a marketing scheme, he wore no mask... it was all in the DNA that made up Adrian Thaws. When outsiders and journalists saw him they didn’t just see a man who happened to be an artist, producer and a musician who was baring his soul to the world at large.

To them he was an alien, a phenomenon, an “event” merely disguised as a man. A new “thing” that arrived on the scene at a specific moment in time to take modern music into a brand new direction. He was viewed much in the way the UK viewed Jimi Hendrix when he first appeared on their shores, difference being he (Tricky) was British himself. He was sick of the Black male stereotype that pervaded the world and music industry in general. The eyes were all back on him again, just as they had been walking the streets as a child and an adolescent back in Bristol. He became increasingly uncomfortable with it all.

The trappings of celebrity were not at all enticing to Tricky. He did enjoy the access it gave him and the connections he was able to acquire because of it, though. It allowed him the opportunity to meet and have an audience with all of the people, artists and musicians that he admired. The people that made the music that he heard in his headpones in his flat beck home were coming up to him and telling him how much they enjoyed his album. The directors of the films he watched at home or went to the theater to see would ask him if they could use his music in their next project. Life became surreal for him. One reporter once asked him how it felt to be “nearly God”. He named his next project in 1996 “Nearly God” for that very reason (seen below). (My copy of “Nearly God” is beyond repair and no one else online has it...trust me, I searched!).

Everyone and their mother was calling Tricky for tracks, collaborations, remixes, guest verses, any and everything you could think of. He travelled to New York and recorded a project called “Tricky presents Grassroots” and then finished up his next project called “Pre Millenium Tension” (below). It spawned more hit singles but his sound has grown progessively darker and denser. He was fascinated by his image (or what OTHERS perceived his image to be) and he wanted to challenge audiences. How far could he go with his sound? He felt his first album, while it was great work was too accessible and anyone could just listen and accept it too readilly. He wanted to toss all of the false fans and bandwagon jumpers off. He stripped almost all melody off of the album save for Martina’s vocals. Martina recorded two covers of classic Hip Hop tracks on this album, Chill Rob G’s “Bad Dreams” and Rakim’s “Lyrics Of Fury”. The songs “Christiansands” and “Makes Me Wanna Die” became big in the States as the video cracked MTV’s regular rotation and “Makes Me Wanna Die” and “Tricky Kid” are remix fodder for bedroom DJ’s all over the map.

Tricky began to lash out at the media for the articles they wrote about him. He broke up with Martina (they had a child together) and a magazine wrote that he was a deadbeat dad. Every picture taken of him had him scowling or looking like a damn vampire. He was often played against the UK’s other music sensation, former legendary graf artist and general of the Metalheadz, Goldie. They did often clash over trivial things (such as both of them were involved with Bjork at one point in time or another and produced for her/collaborated with her) from time to time but why did they always have to be played against the other? Other UK producers like Roni Size and Krust were prevalent as well. Tricky was very aware of what was going on and how he was portrayed by these music magazines and their double standards in their coverage of “urban” or “Black” music. Even to this day it pisses him off to no end.

Tricky used his anger at the status quo and all of those asshole A & R’s who climb mountains in their spare time and play electric guitar and those lawyers and bean counters disguised as record executives to create what he thought was the apex of inaccessibility. “Angels With Dirty Faces” (above) was to be his magnum opus of pent up angression...his own sonic middle finger to all of the record labels, music/culture critics and so called journalists that think they understand what goes on in the soul of an artist when they don’t even understand the spirit of the art that they claim to love and comment on.

Tricky’s “Angels With Dirty Faces” was merely a big “Fuck All Y’all!” in the guise of a CD. The fairweather fans that could dance to “Maxinquaye” tracks HATED it and thought it was completely unlistenable (the same way I feel about D4L). Some people felt he got progressively worse with each album...however, some UNDERSTOOD what he was doing with each project. This album is best known for the PJ Harvey collaboration “Broken Homes” (Hype Williams, a huge Tricky fan wanted to use “Broken Homes” in his movie “Belly” and was distraught when he couldn’t get clearance to use it because he directed a specific scene in the film with that song in mind).

The last album Tricky recorded in the 20th Century (he is quoted as saying “I don’t like this century” at the end of “Record Companies”) was a collaboration between himself and two of his bst friends and favorite producers in Hip Hop at the time, the legendary DJ Muggs and Dame Grease. Tricky wanted to do something completely different and he acheived it. Clocking in at just over 36 minutes long "Juxtapose" (seen above) split listeners right down the middle. He replaced Martina’s vocals with Kioka Williams, he rhymes on tracks provided by DJ Muggs and Dame Grease and he put on a British rapper named Mad Dog who rhymes on EVERY beat with the same flow and cadence that Biggie used on “Notorious Thugs” (?). Many Tricky fans were offput by this release and others thought it was just his way to get out of his contract with Island Records (as I did), a label he was completely sick of. The best songs on this album are by far “For Real”, “Bom Bom Digi”, “I Like The Girls”, “Call Me” & “Wash My Soul” (DJ Muggs did the damn thing!).

Tricky has since recorded several projects and collaborations, done various remixes and even appeared in several films and TV shows. Netflix his video collection “Tricky: A Ruff Guide” as well. His videos were gullier than most Hip Hop videos of the era, believe it. Below is Tricky’s selected discography as recommended by myself (if you have Nearly God, feel free to up it):

Tricky-Maxinquaye (1995)
http://www.mediafire.com/?fqxtzvgxnjw

Tricky presents Grassroots (1996)
http://www.mediafire.com/?0jjozymgjxd

Tricky-Pre-Millenium Tension (1996)
http://www.mediafire.com/?9jaivj9obol

Tricky-Angels With Dirty Faces (1998)
http://www.mediafire.com/?8kzn03tmpv1

Tricky f/DJ Muggs & Dame Grease-Juxtapose (1999)
http://www.mediafire.com/?3ypkwoxx9qc

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Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Amending Discogs 2 AKA What Do You Mean I Need More Information?

I found out that none of the albums I tried to add at Discogs were even accepted as submissions...I now understand why so many albums have their information missing on that database, it takes too much to just input a release so that people won't think their crazy when looking for information on projects that were dropped that few heads know about. I was recently trying to put up some info on some breakbeat projects but I had the same damn issues with Discogs...I said screw it and gave up trying to add projects on that site because it's just too much of a pain in the ass.

My boy Dr. OK over at And It Don’t Stop blessed all of us cats who frequent the vast expanses of the Bloggerverse with 2 volumes of samples used by the world famous Beatnuts (I’m a huge Beatnuts fanatic) called The Beatnuts Collection by Strictly Breaks. I was inspired by this selfless act of generosity to in turn share with you readers and Hip Hop fans my copy of Pete Treats, a selection of 28 tracks that Pete Rock has sampled over the years and used in his classic productions. I want to go a step further and remove what sample came from from song so you LISTEN to this exquisite music and recognize the genius of the musicanship and the melodies. Every horn blast, drum fill, guitar lick, bass line or sung lyric will mean more to you than just something to sample or make beats out of...this is the music that used to play in my mother’s house on the record player. These are the records that my father told my not to touch (just so he could catch me reading the record sleeve's liner notes 15 minutes later). Respect the true architects of the culture we call Hip Hop. I present to you all, the Strictly Breaks release Pete Treats:



Strictly Breaks -Pete Treats (1999)

1. On The Move - The Impressions
2. Turtle Walk- Lou Donaldson
3. From This Day On - Eddie Bo
4. Instant Groove - King Curtis
5. We've Only Just Begun- O'Donnell Levy
6. You're The Fool - The Three Degrees
7. The Rill Thing- Little Richard
8. Ghettos Of The Mind - Bama
9. Gimme Some - Freddie McCoy
10. What's Going On - The Ohio Players
11. Bootleggin' - Simtec Wylie
12. Heighty Ho - Mongo Santamaria
13. Our Generation - Ernie Hines
14. Chocolate Buttermilk- Kool & The Gang
15. Bubble Gum- The 9th Creation
16. Music Talk - Georgie Fame
17. Freedom Dance - Eugene McDaniels
18. Cameo- Eddy Senay
19. Today- Tom Scott
20. Where Do I Go- Alyn Ainsworth
21. Don't Change Your Love- The Five Stairsteps
22. Expo 83- Back Yard Heavies
23. Party Time - Gentlemen & Ladies
24. Capricorn - Cannonball Adderly
25. Ain't Got The Love - The Ambassadors
26. Groovy Situation - Mel & Tim
27. I Got Soull- Bama
28. Soul Girl - Judy Foster

Pete Treats
http://www.mediafire.com/?cmdl5yokz4e

One.

Monday, June 4, 2007

Amending Discogs AKA This Album DOES Exist


I was checking out Sir Menelik AKA Scaramanga's Discogs entry and he has quite a few releases missing so I decided to add them all one by one. After I entered all the information available, I was pretty much told that I had to do more than that to prove the release really existed. There was no catalog number, no solid date of release could be nailed down and it was only available through Sandbox Automatic. The other thing about is that features the only recorded appearance of yet another alter ego, Jabbar El.


*EDIT: It turns out that Discogs refused my entry because I had to many categories missing and because everyone I put in the credits weren't in their databses previously as "known" producers. It was hosted by Don Diva CEO Cavario and is a joint release by Sun Large Communications (not music as Discogs lists it and FORCES you to change the entry) and Stereotype Music (which has no previous entries). The album consists of 9 tracks and 6 songs produced by 3 producers with no previous Discogs credits.

Here are the CD credits for anyone who's curious (and didn't either buy it for Sandbox Automatic since 2002 or get it for free with orders of "Snake Eyes" or "Cobra Commander" back in 2005 (I personally had 3 of 'em before I gave one away so I don't know why it isn't listed...probably for these very same reasons I've listed above.)

Here is the full tracklisting:

1. Scaramanga Intro 1:41
2. Beast Klipz 3:27
3. Fiendish 3:22
4. Realism 3:32
5. Jabbar El Intro 1:51
6. It's Nothin 3:32
7. NBA 4:05
8. Makin It Happen 4:10
9. Outro 1:27

Tracks 2, 3 & 4 (Beast Klipz, Fiendish & Realism) were produced by Denson Rosser Jr.
Tracks 6 & 7 (It's Nothin & NBA) were produced by Ali Vann
Track 8 (Makin It Happen) was produced by Ryan Mizuno

Tracks 2, 3 & 4 are Scaramanga joints and tracks 6, 7 & 8 are Jabbar El, an even more thugged out version of Scaramanga. All songs were recorded, mixed and mastered at Stereotype Media Studios, Harlem NYC for Star Of The Empire (ASCAP) and Code 10 Publishing (ASCAP). There are no catalog numbers anywhere but there is a UPC/SKU barcode number that I'll use the next time I try to input it.

Here it is for your listening and viewing pleasure (and proof of existence so it'll be listed on Discogs now), Don Diva presents Scaramanga/Jabbar El nine track split EP:

Don Diva presents Scaramanga/Jabbar El EP (2002)
http://www.mediafire.com/?0scdol3cb5b

Another thing, to all of you Red Sox fans out there whining because the Red Sox lost 2 out of 3 to the Yankees this past weekend (including the heartbreaker last night), stop the blooclaat crying.The whole purpose was to keep them from sweeping. They gained ONE GAME in the standings...one. You're all aware that all that has to happen is the Sox win tonight in Oakland and the Yankees lose tonight in Chicago and the lead will go right back to 13.5 games, right? Besides, what are the Orioles doing? Forgot about them? So what Okajima gave up a run, home many has he given up all year? So what Papelbon gave up a HR on a fastball! Did you forget that he was pitching to Alex Rodriguez or something? The Red Sox are 37-18 1/3rd of the way through the season. There are 107 more games to play and it's nowhere near being over. I can't believe that people are acting up already...It's the first week of June! The NBA Finals haven't even started yet for God's sake! You know how long it'll be before the MLB All Star Game even happens?



I'm also well aware that Schilling, Wakefield, and Dice K haven't had great outings lately and J.D.Drew is in a slump and David "Big Papi" Ortiz is noticeably injured (if he could've got his lower body into that last swing it would've been gone) but damn...You can't pitch a gem every night! Didn't I tell y'all about ol' Roger a few blogs ago? "Fatigued groin" my ass, Clemens! I'm gonna look around in my crates for some albums to upload for tomorrow. One.

Friday, June 1, 2007

Even More Slept On Comic Book Titles AKA Another Poisonous Paragraphs Special Comic Book Nerd Edition

I’m just going to do a quick Friday post dedicated to some of my favorite comic books that most people overlook. Of course, what titles most people overlook, most comic book fans absolutely love so keep that in mind before you post your comments later. Anyways, lets begin:

Master Of Kung Fu
All I’m gonna say about this title is I loved it as a kid and apparently so did a lot of people because it ran until the mid 80’s. This book was the illest thing in the world to me until my boy Robert Soohoo introduced me to real Kung Fu comics from Hong Kong. It was a wrap for this book since that day back in 4th grade.


Rom
One of the worst toys ever made (despite the back of Marvel comic book ads that made us think it'd be hot) but it produced one of the best comic books of the 80’s that ran for 65 issues. Back when I posted the old Toy to Comic book post I didn’t include this title because it shares a special distinction with another Marvel title popular with old school comic book nerds (that my boy Dallas Penn has previously illustrated here ), it was one of the few comic books based on a toy line that ended up outliving the toy itself and becoming a popular title in it’s own right. The storyline followed the story of the inhabitants of Gallidor and their fight with an evil shape changing race called the Dire Wraiths. In order for the people of Gallidor to effectively fight the Dire Wraiths they had to give up their bodies and assume these armors customized with weapons that would allow them to see Dire Wraiths even when they were disguised and a weapon that banished them to Limbo. They also had the regular lazer beams and super strength included as well and powers changed from spaceknight to spaceknight. Rom was the first to volunteer and he became the leader of the whole Space Knight army. After they banished the Dire Wraiths from Gallidor they ran to the far reaches of the galaxy, eventually even landing on Earth, Guess who showed up on Earth to merk ‘em?


Hitman
It was overshadowed by Garth Ennis’ Preacher title but it was just as great in my opinion. While Hollywood tried to option the Preacher book into a film and fans fell in love with with it they damn near forgot about Tommy Monaghan. A mix of Punisher, Chow Yun Fat and Batman (if Batman straight up murdered muthafuckas) that ran around Gotham City handling the grimiest of the grimy bad guys including demons, zombies, super villains, vampires and mobsters that want him dead. If you never checked the book out before you need to browse one of the trade paperbacks...start at the beginning.


American Flagg
Howard Chaykin is a genius. This comic book was about 10 years ahead of it’s time and when I used to read my brother’s friends copies I had to ask a LOT of questions because I didn’t get most of the stuff that they referenced in the book. Needless to say, reading this title as a kid made me smarter. First Comics also produced another title called E-Man that I used to browse but American Flagg was the joint that I used to wait do drop every month. That book made me hit the encyclopedia like crazy back in the days. What bugged me out the most was that I had bought Non Phixion’s “The Green CD/DVD” the Tuesday it dropped and during the DVD movie Ill Bill goes to a record store and picked up a copy of “American Flagg” and began praising it. Great minds think alike, I guess.


Baoh
Very few heads stateside even know anything about this manga title or the subsequent 50 minute movie based on it. This is the premise, a kid get into a car accident with his family and they end up dying. This evil corporation takes their bodies and uses them for scientific experimentation, they develop this parasitic worm that when given a host gives them a series a superhuman powers, strength and abilities. The teen is injected with the worm called Baoh and it accepts his body. Later on the teen wakes up in the hospital and finds out what happened to his family and escaped from the hospital. On the road he encounters a liitle girl that happens to be a psychic and a runaway, eventually the evil corporation sends agent to retrieve him and extract the worm for it’s host. Much to their dismay, the boy seems to be able to control his powers and the worm doesn’t want to leave the host. Hollywood jacked the idea but turned it into the movie “Species”. Ill book if you can find the old Viz reprints in graphic novel form anywhere.


Crying Freeman
Another classic Viz Comics title than has since been overshadowed by the anime series and live action films based on the source materials (commonly known as Golgo 13 Syndrome). Overseas the “Crying Freeman” mini series is as large as the other legendary manga series’ like “Fist Of The North Star” and “Nausicaa Of The Valley Of The Wind” (I’ll be doing a drop on these joints later this summer) but in the States? Naaaah. I read the books before I saw themovies back in the early 90’s (no subtitles, just VHS’ recorded off of Japanese LaserDiscs) and the books are crazy. After you’ve seen the anime it’s a wrap, though. If you haven't seen the anime series yet I suggest you Netflix them joints as soon as possible.


Defenders
One of the most underrated Marvel Comics superhero group titles from the 70’s and 80’s. Overshadowed by the Avengers, X-Men and other super successful group titles and since forgotten it was pretty much a group of heroes that didn’t work in any other superhero group. The membership of this group changed so frequently it did become hard for most readers to really get a good feel for them. This book bumps “Alpha Flight”’s previous spot in the list (but once again, Dallas Penn beat me to it )


Inhumans
The Inhumans were all children of the royal family of a race that lived in a city called Attilian on the dark side of the moon. They were exposed to something called Terrigen Mist purposely and they developed odd superpowers, some of them even mutated into weird creatures. The title was written by the team of Stan Lee and Jack Kirby and they were a sort of spinoff of “Fantastic Four”. Black Bolt and Karnak were two of my favorite characters as a kid and this title was one of my favorite “over the shoulder” reads of the late 70’s and early 80’s.


Mai, The Psychic Girl
This book was a Japanese manga book that was brought to America while it was still hot in Asia and became a popular title amongst comic book fans in the late 80’s. A 14 year old girl named Mai is pursued by a corporation that wants to use her powers to help them control the world and mantain their grasp on the power that currently have. Her psychic abilities are apparently so powerful that she is a threat to them so they send agents to either recruit her or neutralize her. This book had so much buzz around it at one point that near the end of it’s run (1989 or 1990) that there was a pitch to make it into a feature film with Winona Ryder as Mai. It was shot down because producers felt Mai should at least be played by a Asian actress...oddly enough that ended up killing the project. There weren’t any bankable young Asian actress in Hollywood’s eyes back in 1990? How times change.


Grey
Easily one of the best manga series’ ever made, Yoshisha Tagami created this legendary title and did double duty by writing it and doing the penciling. Surprisingly enough, the anime based on the same source material was hot garbage. Grey: Digital Target was sold as a $89.95 VHS (not including shipping & handling) in the back of each Viz Comics issue, if you had drug dealer cash and you copped the flick out of curiosity (I got a $10 dollar Laserdisc copy on VHS) you would have been heated. As great as the book was you expect the anime to be even better, didn’t happen. This is one of the reason why few folks Stateside are aware of. It’s a damn shame, too. Grey is about a post apocalyptic future in which all of humanity has been classified into groups and remanded to numbered cities under the government of super computers. The only way to move up and become a citizen is to enter the Battle Theaters and fight small armies and destroy them. You’re given credits every battle you win and survive based on how many enemies you kill and you get more points for killing tougher enemies and destroying advanced equipment. This series was ridiculous, if you can get your hands on the graphic novels or the original 8 individual issues for a good price, cop ‘em. You won’t regret it.


Mage

Matt Wagner created this classic title for the old school company Comico (these old school comic book publishers remind me of defunct record labels). “Mage, The Hero Discovered” was overshadowed by his “Grendel” title on Dark Horse but if it wasn’t for Wagner’s early work on “Mage” no one would’ve felt “Grendel” like they did. He used mythology and folklore from Norse and Sumerian legends while intertwining the legend of King Arthur and Camelot with Shakespearian references from Hamlet and The Tempest...I used to read this comic book when I was in the 6th grade. I didn’t fully understand it until I was a fuckin’ senior in high school on some “Ohhh!” six years later shit. They’ve recently began reacquiring the rights to the characters and publishing the old “Mage” stories from the early 80’s.


Moon Knight
Bill Mantlo is often credited with being the man who wrote the old Moon Knight stories in the mid 70’s that led to the eventual “Moon Knight” solo books that Marvel produced in the 80’s. However, his actual original creator, Doug Moench took the reins back and gave the job of penciling to the legendary Bill Sienkiewicz (also the artist who made the cover of RZA’s Bobby Digital In Stereo). Marc Spector is a world travelling adventurer and gun for hire stumbled on some ruins in Egypt where roaming peoples still worship the old gods. The Egyptian god of the moon, Khonshu offers to save a nearly dead Spector if he’ll represent him on Earth. Spector accepts and becomes Moon Knight. I still have old issues of the first and second editions of the title to this day.


Transmetropolitan
Warren Ellis wrote it and it was on DC’s imprints Helix and Vertigo during it’s full run. This was easily the illest cyberpunk comic book ever made as Ellis also used it as a platform to get things off of his own chest about things happening in society. Not only was it political and satirical but it was also funny at the same time. The main character Spider Jerusalem was a former writer who had retreated to a shack far away from the corrupt city (New York) and all of the commercial interest that plagued his writing career. He owes his publisher two books and they come for him. The only way to avoid being in breach of contract is to move back to the city, embrace technology again and work off his debt by working for the cities biggest newspaper (owned by the publisher) called “The Word”. Any fan of writing and smart comic books or sci fi will love this book. This was one of my regular reads during my time working at Newbury Comics and CD Spins back in 1999 and 2000. Cop the trade paperbacks if you’re into this type of thing cuz I highly recommend it.


Micronauts
The Micronauts comic book was based on the successful line of Mego toys (Baron Karza and Acroyear were to of the illest figures of all times). Bill Mantlo came up with an excellent premise for the title that drew readers in. The story was sent in the subatomic universe called the Microverse where the aristocracy had free reign of theses things called “body banks” that held the body parts and organs of the poor and disenfranchised. Anytime they needed a body part to continue their lives they merely went to the body banks and claimed whatever body parts they wanted...The main villian Baron Karza was obsessed with living forever and becoming a God. The only people that stood in his way were the Micronauts. They were all from races that were being oppressed and/or destroyed by Karza himself so they fought him to the far reaches of the Microverse in hopes of freeing it. Sometimes, they ended up on Earth by mistake and Earth heroes (like when they teamed with the X-Men below) and villains took a left turn at Albuquerque and ended up in the Microverse as well over the years .

It's wrap for now. This June I'm going to try to get back to writing about more Hip Hop and films while reppin' my hometown the right way and even getting back to uploading a few rare joints that I have from my crates. Be on the lookout for it.

One.